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Torch Song
Hmmmm....is the barkeeper back in here yet?
ZooKeeper
I'm not sure he's gotten out of the hot tub yet, sis.
Torch Song
Geez...how's a gal supposed to get a drink around here, anyway?
Bookworm
I guess your supposed to help youself. I did anyway. 'hic (rolling an empty JD bottle behind the bar)
ZooKeeper
wear the little green dress? };>
Ozzie
What?! No barkeeper?! Such a terrible thing <sits on stool, mournfully shaking head>
ZooKeeper
I thought Lab Rat was the barkeep...
Blue Canary
Lab Rat isn't here so I'll take over.
What do ya'll want? (This message is netted from Texas)
LITTLE MERMAID
Hey!!! bartender!!! bartender????? MEDIC?????????
help! (splat) a fish out of water......
Torch Song
maybe he's still busy in the Hot Tub...
Ozzie
A self-help bar? Hmmmmm, what a delightful idea!
Ozzie
Hmmmmm, ohhhh, just another rum and coke'll do just fine, thanks! And a howdee to Texas! :)
Bookworm
Jusht weave mee my boottle and Isle be jusht fiiinnee. ('Hic)
Bookworm
Reaching around the bar for another bottle... 'hic
ZooKeeper
now now bw, I think I'll just amble over and make you a pot or three of coffee... hey wolfie, you wanna run him through the shower while the coffee drips through?
and I'm still waiting for the Panty Dropper I didn't get at Jack's bar...
LITTLE MERMAID
Hey now,,,, as far as I know,,, "worms"that have that much alcohol in there system,,are sitting at the bottom of Teqeila!
Bookworm
Try it and endsh up a woolf shkin rugg. I did knot leaf alll my weepons bak at JD's. Jusht leave me alooone!!!
Black Wolf
;)
LITTLE MERMAID
Bookworm) "Hic"
Bookworm
Sorry LM. I got shocked sober....(and HOW!!!) I've got a bottle of evrclear in my pack in the corner if you want it. ;>
ZooKeeper
Keep it away from Monty!
Bookworm
Naww. I've got more than one pack you know... I'll let him have the one in the pack by the hot tub. };>
LITTLE MERMAID
eeeeeeeeeeeekkk! no no no !!! This Mermaid isn't touching a drop for quite a while! but I could use a nice soak in the hot tub!
Bookworm
How about a coke then LM?
Ruwenda
LM? you must mean lr....
LITTLE MERMAID
!:) OK!!!:)!
Thanks!
Bookworm
No problem. };>
ZooKeeper
nope. he meant LM.
he did sober up ya no!
and LM -- the backrub offer still stands.
or lays.
or whatever.
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