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uncle herb
Livia, I think you need an attitude readjustment.
Rocker
Livia oh Livia my life is just trivia I don't mean to snivia butt pleeezzee.....just one little peek huh? Oh come on, just one?
Livia
uncle herb, i think you need a brain readjustment growing one would be a good start
ViRuS
Hahaahahahahahahaha!!!
JayDee
aw, Livia has a cool attitude it is just, like, she has some naaasty little subroutines and I know just way too-much about one of them Livia probably isn't even aware of it... but if she is she must not GIVE A SHIT ook
Cave Bear
that was a classic. :)
Spymaster
I'll probably have a bbs when I have my own place. I want to run a file transfer bbs, like TurboTech, with an RPG subboard like Gateway to Reality. I'm thinking a star trek game would be cool.
Livia
i am sure that there's nothing about myself that i don't know a lot better than you but of course you have to go on believing that i am in some way deluded or confused, to explain why i don't like you
Cave Bear
I wonder if she has a plasma cannon :)
JayDee
don't be too sure don't be too sure at all but, don't get nervous or anything... and facts are facts, whatever the reason someone sticks a gun in their mouth and splatters their brain...well, so what if they are deluded or confused; they still do their thing, and that is that no you are not deluded or confused, or making anything up what is, is... oh, btw, CB: plasma weapons make matters worse, not better just take my word on that one...
John
Gee, JayDee, when will you just leave Livia the fuck alone?
John
I mean, what's your fucking problem, anyway?
Collective Unconscious
Shut up, John.
Crux Ansata
you people are mean, chill out.
JayDee
you got a problem, John? yes, I see that you do... I'd say sorry about that, but you give about as much OF A SHIT as I do about my alleged problems as Livia does, and I claim equality in GIVING A SHIT about any of you, with a few exceptions...maybe I'm being a fool on the exceptions, but, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT about them, either... get it? I hope that you do you don't need any more problems...
JayDee
you call this mean? and fuck chilling out that is what happened to Spymaster, and I think it is some shitty pharmos his shrink put him on to make him even stupider... his fire went out too bad...
ViRuS
.....And Evil And Nasty, Even.......Heh.
Livia
being mean is our specialty if you don't like it, call the alternet
JayDee
yeah everyone here is soooo mean I wonder if Livia sent her boy down here to bitch and whine at me... now, that is mean... send in a Defender that wouldn't survive even as a scratching post somehow, it just doesn't smack of being Livian, tho... never can tell... oh, well have a Citadel Day, hey...
Spymaster
prozak didn't chill me out it made me mellow
Spymaster
john - I'm sure Livia can take care of herself. why don't YOU butt the fuck out of her and Jaydee's conversations? I mean, what is your fucking problem anyway? If JayDee and Livia have a hate relationship, that's their problem, not yours. Livia ain't a lily-white virgin-type who can't take care of herself, she'll eat jaydee alive and shit him out four hours later. crux ansata, or whatever your name is, shut the fuck up.
Livia
i wouldn't even eat jaydee dead yuck
JayDee
John, thank you for taking the time and effort to analyze all the statistics and if your theory about my obsession with Livia is correct, what is your interest in this, anyway? are you becoming obsessed? and, yes, your original conclusion is correct Livia and I have been friends for well over a year... we started hanging out on my board during a difficult period in her life, and although she is a very private person, was able to "talk" to me about a few things... now, whatever you have been reading into our posts back-n-forth, is a product of your own interpretation...I suggest you seek immediate counseling do it do it right now if you have any Stelazine, I suggest you begin taking 10mg, qid... and Spymaster, it is the fact that Livia and I are strong enough to keep from being eaten, as you put it, by each other, that makes us even more stronger
John
But if you DON'T GIVE A SHIT, how come you can't FUCK OFF AND DIE? Seriously. Why is Livia's name in so very many of your messages? She's, like, an obsession of yours, or something. When I first logged on, I thought you two had some kind of friendship. But it's clear that she really doesn't like you. So why do you bring her up again and again? Why can't you leave her alone? I'm asking seriously. Are you obsessed with her?
John
SURVEY PERIOD: 05Sep94 to present. SURVEY SITE: CBL SURVEY RESULTS: Messages from Livia: 168 Occurances of the text "Livia" in messages from JayDee: "Livian": 4 "Livia" : 97 TOTAL : 101 SURVEY CONCLUSION: For roughly every three messages Livia enters, you enter *at least* TWO referring to her. (Of course, I can't easily detect those messages where you refer to her without using her name.) That has be at least a little fucked up! And it brings me right back to my original question: Why do you constantly refer to Livia? Are you obsessed with her? Do you want her to fall in love with you? If so, this isn't the way to go about it!
Spymaster
John would, though. Of course, he prefers eating specific portions. Like cocks.
John
As someone who can take care of herself, Spymaster, Livia would ask me to stop asking JayDee these questions if she wanted to. She doesn't need your help in this regard.
ViRuS
Flaaaaaame...
JayDee
chuff that sucka with a 100-lb CO2 fire extinguisher then, whack him with a big mallet
Spymaster
JayDee, you are about as strong as a worm, so don't give me that crapola. John - like Livia 'consults' you about anything. It is apparent that you just don't know what the fuck is going on. If Livia really wanted to get rid of JayDee, it would happen in a heartbeat. Just shut the fuck up.
John
Ah! It makes sense to me now! Yes, it all makes sense now. Find a woman in a moment of weakness, and when she's strong again, just don't leave. Is this a pattern in your entire life?
Livia
you are so full of shit, jaydee we have not been friends for more than a year we have never been friends. i don't like you. i think you're a jerk. if you really believe that all this is just some sort of friendly teasing, then you're the one in need of immediate counseling what does it take to get it through your stupid head?
JayDee
Spymaster: thanks for the backup, but I don't think I'm so wasted that I cannot deal with Johns' feeble attempt to piss on me with a thinly disguised question with sly undertones of suggesting I'd take advantage of anyone, like that John: go blow goats I'd prefer someone that had their poop piled over someone who has been moshed-on, in the first place, and had enough sense to be cold enough to just walk away from people who have lost it, howl, and expect me to "save" and I ain't ever going to get involved with anyone that needs "fixing" no-mo that is one of the easiest traps to fall into, overanoveranover again... JayDee don't play that, anymore Livia: why do you have to get so mean at times? and I'd really like to help you out on that denial-thyang that you seem to come up with so often, but, dammit, I have my own shit to deal with... that doesn't mean that I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, so don't get me wrong but my own sorry ass has to have the priority when it comes to fixin'... or I'll never be worth a squirt of catpiss to myself, let-alone anyone else as far as immediate counsel? can't do it...insufficient $,$$$ for that, immediate, or otherwise and, I'd really rather fix it myself, and benefit from the experience hmm, my stupid head...hmm... I'll have to get back with you after I've had a chance to think about it... I'd suggest getting together for a skull-session on it but I really ain't much into socializing @ this time... and I wouldn't know what to talk about, even...and I ain't into talking about computers or that bullcit, all that much... and I'd feel all awkward, gooney, and strange, anyway...not a good idea I got my own shit to get together, and a stupid head to hose-off anyone else have any comments or helpful hints?
JayDee
nitrous ain't worth a shit except in car-gofast applications you want to use that shit? go ahead, fool...
ViRuS
I'll Make You All Hyperventilate From My 30 Pnd Nitrous Tank And This Conversation Will Be Over......Heh.
JayDee
Oh, Cave Bear, you know Livia still loves you, but don't talk too much about cit+/066 and those jaydee features, especially in public...you know how Livia can get when it involves Citadel...gha, The Maven could be spying! but my heart just went thud and I feel strange and dizzy who is this scoutmaster, Livia? you can tell me...don't worry, you know I can't get jealous or mean if someone helps you be-happy, you know I'm all for that, and understand <sniff> but if the bastard hurts you in any way.......... <grrrr>
Spymaster
I wouldn't mind just taking a couple of inhales off that nitrous - bring it over! I will LAUGH and LAUGH and LAUGH, I just know it. ;) As for you, John, the case is reversed. Find a boy in a moment of weakness and leave him before he gets strong enough to turn you over to the cops. Little boy-fucker.
Cave Bear
Livia, can't you see the man is delusioned? He sees things one way and you see them entirely different. Oh wait! I get it! It's the other way around. You're the one who thinks you don't like him when in reality it's me you can't stand, scoutmaster is really your best friend, goltar is an imaginary friend and jaydee is really a code word for cit+/066! Now I get it! (loose scoutmaster, he'll steal your pantyhose and cigarettes girlfriend.)
Livia
piss off
Spymaster
Who said I was backing you up, you pathetic fixated fuck? You should be grateful that I even respond to your feeble posts. Livia ain't being mean, she's just hooked into reality...unlike you. Cave Bitch - the only thing I'd use pantyhose for is to strangle you with. Oh, but I'll take whatever smokes I can steal. I'd prefer it if you left some decent weed for me to take, tho - smokes are cheaper. john - go blow goats. JayDee's got the right idea there, you boy-fucker.
Elisabeth Perrin
Jaydee doesn't even know what fun drugs are.
JayDee
oh? I don't know what fun drugs are? why don't we get together for a few rails of atropine sulfate, Liz? now, there is a real fun drug for-ya but it bores me pissless how about a nice sulfur injection? you'll just love that... John, do as Spymaster suggests...pick a black Nubian billy, too Spymaster, go help John with the afterplay Livia, kick me beat me treat me mean... it feels so good when you stop
JayDee
oh, GNARLY! Livia, is this true? about John? I'm hurt, confused, dismayed, flabbergasted, upset, and might go waaaaah I need to go puke a little and take a warm shower I don't think you will come over to be with me, either, since you are obviously with John...how could you... <sniff�> I'll just go that that shower now alone... and I didn't know you had taken up smoking tobacco please quit now, while you can and I think your legs are nice enough to not need pantyhose, anyway... <moan>
Cave Bear
okay scoutmaster = john-boy gardner. say 'goodnight' john-boy.
chester cheetah
This is all very curious.
JayDee
Spymaster: drop dead after you save John from being ravaged by the goat John: yeah, I love it when she is forceful...now, go thank Spymaster oh he is dead... Elisabeth: who said anything about you poisoning yourself? Livia: oh, nevermind...
John
I've known Livia for several years, JayDee, and have never seen her say anything as forcefully as now. It's very clear to the rest of us that she really doesn't like you, and really wishes you would leave her alone. There is no confusion or "self-delusion" about this.
Spymaster
Give it UP, JayDee
Elisabeth Perrin
Jaydee, I don't poison myself.
Livia
for a while, it was mildly amusing to flame his pathetic attempts at seductiveness but that got old a long time ago ho hum
JayDee
hmm... seduce Livia? I wonder who would try such a thing, considering her notoriety, and all...
Spymaster
Don't worry, jaydee - john still loves you, even if livia doesn't
Elisabeth Perrin
Jaydee: your pathetic attempts about telling me about fun drugs. Sorry, I don't poison myself. I'll stick to phenethylamines. Maybe if you cut down on your posting, you'd be able to keep track of conversations.
JayDee
I'm counting on Livia not loving me, Spymaster, you incredibly-hung-up traditional sack of dogspooge, you... get a fuckin' clue, you geezin' old farts this is a different world, and the Old School just don't cut it no-mo and pathetic? how lame and weakening a condition go lay it on your dead great-grandma, Elisabeth you will join her soon enough if you don't lose that construct, you fool it is too obvious that you lamebrain reactionaries just haven't got any clues long after all of you have pooped, and died, Livia and I will still be around and our relationship will still be going stronger than ever you namby-pamby whussies go soften yourselves up for the slaughter, now put on some Carpenters to heighten the effect, and slime all over each-other then wake up in the morning and kick the other in the head, you twisted pervs spend a few years at that, then ram a bridge abbutment at 100mph+, or take some sleeping pills, or slit your wrists in the shitter, because your dead lovelife isn't what you expected it to be and you couldn't hack reality hacking reality is cool to do
Livia
"relationship" is a very loosely-used word there is a relationship between a lump of dogshit and the neighbor's lawn it's deposited on someone get a poop-scoop!
JayDee
Livia, you sweet-flanked, but oh-so-lazy-one... always trying to get someone-else to do the dirtywork... oh, you are just sooooo hateful, it makes me ...nevermind... leave the dogshit lie it is on the neighbors lawn, anyway, you rabble rouser and the rains will come, and the dogshit and the lawn will soon be benefiting from a more intimate relationship...these are natural things... ah, you may say that there is a danger of the lawn being burned but, in relationships, there is always that possibility be as the grass know no fear...
JayDee
aren't I, Mr. Gautauna... much more horrible than the tiger much more horrible than the cobra I will bite and chew on the throat of some animals, just to make them squirm and let them live... o, yes, how horrible I asked one animal if that gave them a charge... the animal did not say yes, or no...but rolled its' eyes up, showed its' teeth, and made some rather interesting catnoises, while kinda-stomping and twitching a lot, also in a most interesting manner...mmm... trusting this animal, I bared my neck to it it chewed my neck in a MOST interesting manner...mmm�... I asked the animal if this gave it a charge this time the answer was yes, with a most interesting pronounciation... o, yes, I am so horrible I am even more horrible than a female, too... heh...the horror...
Oongouwh Gautauma
you are horrible man Jaydee.
Spymaster
that's a jaydee scoop
JayDee
the animal is a member of, allegedly, my species, you psick dog now, if you speak with quadruped herbivores, more power to you and if you can have a nice relationship with a young lamb, and protect her from being hurt and, in general, messed-with by others, then you may have a chance at a successful relationship without the crap that usually occurs when you get together with someone who has been so hurt by previous relationships, that it becomes an unrecoverable disaster I am not into "lower animals" load that fact into your holographic brain, and remember it well utilize that information in any further communication, as any reference to any traits I do not have, will not be accomodated, anymore understand?
Spymaster
You're into bestiality now? i guess that rhyme with the lamb turned you on, didn't it? You are one sick fuck.
Livia
you are a "lower animal"
ViRuS
Spymaster: You Dumbshit, Nitrous Is LEGAL..........Idiot!
Elisabeth Perrin
Virus: Not If You Have It For The Purpose Of Getting High.......IDIOT!
Myth
Now this is all certainly unanticipated. It must be fucking annoying to be so popular. ...and you just don't get the whole E.P. thing do you, JayDee. ...you show your seemingly inexhaustible ignorance which ever breath you take.
JayDee
yeah curious... judgements by those who ain't got it together enough/know enough, to judge arrogant fraidycats sometimes end up as fodder vegetation that gets eaten by herbivores, even too bad so sad waah waah... an old story...very dull, and boring ack... what price glory
Spymaster
i knew that nitrous was legal...or else dentists would never use it. I haven't actually gone and looked for it, I hear that excessive amounts can cause brain damage. Must've been what happened to you. As a lower animal, JayDee, you are certainly not mixing outside of your species. You, like most of the PC faggots here, are a sheep. Yes, a sheep. You pride yourself on your alleged 'uniqueness,' when in fact you are looking more and more like the rest of the herd. You don't even stand out. You aren't even in CHARGE of the herd. You're lame and nobody likes you. You are PATHETIC. Anchovies are in better taste than you. You are a reject, a nobody, a cast-off, a nothing, a little little worm that embarrasses the rest of humanity because you resemble nothing more than a tiny little turd. I know whores with a keener fashion sense than you, you wannabe biker-fuck. Your life is composed of eating, shitting, working, sleeping and modeming. You have no friends and nobody would DEIGN to be considered your enemy simply because you are too lame to even defend yourself adequately, what with your fucked up, degeneratively hyphenated, poorly constructed posts. You should thank GOD that I even bother to respond and give you some sense of worthiness. You are a insignificant little toad. You sheep. Sometimes I wretch when I see people like you, all too willing to fall into the same pathetic lines of reasoning. Don't feel bad, you have plenty of company in this respect - John, the ever PC bisexual, is just about as bad as you. Once, I thought you had more intelligence than he did, then I was just LYING and SAYING that he was dumber than you just to insult him, but why bother with that particular ruse anymore? You haven't the fraction of intelligence that moron possesses. My fucking DOG is a GENIUS compared to you, wormy, toady little fucking sheep, you. "Livia, Livia, Livia, Livia," - HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND MAKE SOMETHING WITH LIVIA WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU ARE SO MUCH GARBAGE TO HER? Where is your sense of PRIDE? You act worse than a dog in heat, YOU ARE FUCKING PUSSY WHIPPED - AND YOU AREN'T EVEN GETTING ANYTHING FROM HER! You are truly and utterly PATHETIC. You are so much SCUM, like little bits of shit that have decomposed into muddy fertilizer! I thought that >I< was disturbed and that multiple personalities were making ME ornery and obnoxious, but you truly need to see a counselor. Livia probably would have LIKED you, even, if you had never bothered to meet her in person! Why in the fuck would she want to go out with someone with a puny ANGER problem (read MONITOR THROWING) who'd probably beat her the first time she disagreed with him, or dared to have her own opinion? I know people like you, JayDee. You are a mindless sheep, so caught up with your own self-delusion, self-pity and self-aggrandizment that when your anger spirals, you lose control. Your mind simply isn't STRONG enough to keep control. You aren't special, you aren't even in the class of pseudo-intellectualism. You are a toad with literary pretensions. One would think, by your age, that you would have matured JUST A LITTLE BIT to try and make the best of things, avoid the people who dislike you and generally stay out of our way. But nooooo, you have to pine around a woman who fucking hates your guts and talks shit about you. Get a brain, JayDork.
Spymaster
fucking pussy
Myrkul
such angst. such repetitiveness.
nize
codine is illegal (without a prescription) and yet, dentists use/prescribe it all the time shows how little you know, thighmaster
Livia
i didn't LIKE him much even before i met him, actually
Myth
...and to think, Spymaster, you flammed me when I said very nearly the same thing to JayDee. ...could it be you're finally coming around?
Ian
"i knew that nitrous was legal...or else dentists would never use it." There are many drugs that are legal for doctors to prescribe that are not legal to get otherwise. These drugs are usually called prescription drugs.
ViRuS
I Have A Tank And Have Had AirCo (Medical Gases Division) Fill My Tank Several Times, And If It Were So Illegal, I'm Sure They Wouldn't Have Been So Eager For My Patronage.......
Max
and that explains quite a bit.
JayDee
Spymaster: me, PC? yeah, right... you just wasted a lot of time keying all that in Livia: you wasted a lot of time, yourself and your selection on who to go see on that particular Livia Out-and-About on that particular evening wasn't exactly the best you could have done but, you did have a mission... too farken bad plans sometimes go awry, eh? and you may have even truly believed you weren't looking for a relationship if I had known, in advance, I would have warned you off, and made sure that you would have selected a more appropriate target for your needs but, you cannot really expect me to know about and take care of everything or, can you?
Elisabeth Perrin
Really. Where is AirCo. I have a bigboy I've never been able to get filled.
Prick
The purest of stupidity oozed forth from that entire message. I have yet to see something that exceeds that level of idiocy in such a small space. Except, perhaps for "You all so fucking stupid." -Bill
Spur
ohhh, the memories!
John
Wow. You are shit, aren't you, JayDee? Pretty fucking low.
ViRuS
Airco Is Between Georgetown And Downtown, Walking Distance From My Apartment...Look It Up In The Yellows Under Medical Supplies.....Even.
Livia
the only relationship you have is with your own rather limited imagination but by all means dream on
Goltar
spymaster; you got an problem with someone here then please post it the complaint room or leave note to sysop and stop "bitching,whining etc"
JayDee
well, strong reactions from John, there... what's the matter, baby, can't handle it? just go off under your blanket and whimper in your indignation, you whuss maybe Livia will feel some pathos about your lame condition and save you tho I can hardly see her playing mommie unless it was useful and appropriate for the occasion... don't think that I'm being mean, John I found that pathos usually leads to stupidity for one or more of the players and, Livia, my love... deflection is hardly necessary and displaced aggression is Old School... you selected the target, and by force of will, positioned it locked the crosshairs on it, and dropped the hammer the recoil shook your red mane and you felt that lovely little chill as it brushed across your shoulders... the sound of the heavy projectile striking came to your ears followed by a low, muted growl, and sounds of thrashing-about... then you turned and walked away, as The Abyss swallowed The Prey ............................................................................ but you should not have been so lazy and should have taken the higher ground...expanded your horizons... The Prey saw the flash from the other side of The Abyss, and felt the solid impact, as was expected, over its' heart, and smiled the last smile it ever would in that world, as the projectile flashed instantly into vapor losing its' unretractable claws' grip on the hard, cold rocks, it fell with a growl into the skies above, smiling, as its' beliefs in The Big Lie about The Gravity of Situations were reaffirmed, once again...once again... and one of The Fates smiled sardonically, in the inky blackness, and let the Laws of Synchronicity vector the ice crystal covered practicioner of Stoicism into the Meeting with The Gypsy of The Great Wild Wind...aaaarg! the blast of Light and Heat sublimated the ice into vapors instantly, and the impact knocked the yowling, and thoroughly thawed kitty out of the black Darkness, clear around into Another Day...to begin a maddening reentry... it hissed it pissed it pooped... and the Rain washed it Clean tumbling into The Woods, Outside the Rain, it Knew... rememembered the smell of The Sweet Yellow Rose and brushed the crystalline tears from the upturned Face of The NightBird under the warm light of The Full Moon that passes thru Everything... but, back on The Ranch.................. the tar on The Black Road bubbles and raises a stench compost heaps on the side of The Road emit foul vapors the inhabitants of Amber pause momentarily, distracted from their constant infighting, clawing, and backstabbing activities... on Shadow Worlds known and unknown, coffepots simmer and cigarettes smolder somewheres, an ash drops onto a keyboard, and someone mutters "shit!"... <smirks>, <sneers>, <yawns>, <eeps>, <coughs>, and <whatevers> appear possibly <farts> and/or <poops> occur and maybe someone drops a log... for sure, one wildcat looks over what has passed, and teetering on its' perch, trying to avoid ROFL, reaches out, hits <CR> twice, and...
JayDee
quitcher bitchin', Goltar and get your face outta that compost heap there ain't no Jewel buried under it, you fool...
Elisabeth Perrin
Jaydee honestly has no life. Page after page of this drivel daily.
Spymaster
yeah, golia, get a fucking life, you shitheap. JayDee - you might as well save your breath, 'cause we all know the truth about your lameness. you should bow out gracefully and shut the fuck up.
JayDee
Spymaster: no and there are a few I would bow to but only one I would close my eyes to softly... ooh, meyow... Elisabeth Perrin: quit drivelling and answer your rice krispies...
Elisabeth Perrin
Sorry Jaydee, those voices in your head don't come from Rice Krispies, they come from your own schizoid brain.
John
What a fucker. Hey, fucker, you're way beyond games. You're saying terribly mean, unfair, and abusive things about Livia when she has said time after time that she wants absolutely nothing to do with you. The war has already started, and I guarantee you're going to fucking hate it.
JayDee
no, Elisabeth Perrin, you don't get to deflect this one so easily no, John, you don't get to reign as a standing pawn I am being neither mean, abusive, or, unfair, so shut your snivelling yap haven't you ever heard that all is fair in love, and war? and Livia had her reasons for having something to do with me, whether or not it was conscious; mean, rude, unfair, nasty, vicious, cruel, demeaning, sneaky, underhanded, sly, low-down snake-in-the-grass man-euvers... because it really wasn't mean, and I love her, despite it don't even bother to try to-figure just don't be-around when the sandy ball-buster dust gets in the air... Livia's balls are as hard as sapphire mine aren't as jewel-like, but they don't wear down but yours? talc and will end-up baby-powder, on your BUTT
JayDee
Hey, Spymaster distraction tactics won't work escape, while you still can...
Spymaster
Hey, JayDee, I hear your new girlfriend is an ugly bitch. How is your disfunctional relationship working out so far?
Elisabeth Perrin
Actually, I do get to deflect this one so easily. I could care about your past. I'm a new convert to Mavenism. Personally, I think you're lying but even if you aren't: go away. Beat it. Scram. Shoo, fly, you bother me. My balls are like talc and I'm glad for that; I still have orgasms.
Livia
oh, my big strong heroes @ sod jaydee is too pathetic to come up with anything mean or unfair, much less abusive. at his best, he might make it up to mildly annoying
Spymaster
i'll shoot you so i won't have to escape your girlfriend is a ho
John
But what is fair *after* love? Much, much less. I think you're still underestimating our ability to wage net-war. But you won't for much longer. Leave Livia alone, and the war is over.
chester cheetah
and they call me mad.
Spymaster
JayDee, I hear you beat your girlfriend. 'Misplaced aggression' is not cool. Stop or go to jail.
JayDee
I thought you might have lost that stupid pathos, Livia or, do you only select certain recipients for it? and, I am not capable of being mean or unfair, or abusive...not to you pathetic hasn't got a damm thing to do with it maybe you should ask around about some of my capabilities, before you make a final determination of the "case"...but just lump pathos, please? I am truly sorry I didn't know all what you were up to...I really would have put a stop to it and never agreed to meet you...but I wasn't aware of some of the things/thyangs that I am painfully aware of, nowadays and, let's say, the horizons keep expanding... (woo) ........................................................................... go for it, you envious/jealous misguided psick sods Livia can fend for her-self a lot better than you other toadies can imagine and my intentions for/with her are none of your fuckin' business, either and I don't underestimate, btw do you? know your target...know it well even Livia blew that one, bigtime and don't think you are by any means more capable than she is eol
ViRuS
Thighmaster: Do You Actually Have A Reliable Source For That, Or Are You Making This Shit Up From Your Twisted Little Imagination....
John
The past is past. Yeah, big shit. It's the fact that you post about "it" (whatever it is) every day that makes us sick. We are considering expanding the terms. We are disturbed by patterns we see in many networked rooms. In this war, I resist using metaphorical language, because its use by my enemy makes us so sick. But I "found this crap by turning over a few stones". Since then, we've expanded our coverage of the net, only to find other disturbing patterns. We have only begun the war. There are tactics under development which dwarf everything in the history of Citadel netwars. In honesty, we love conflict. We encourage you to defy and resist us, as it sends us into giggle fits. [Do you have a job? Satan's Butt is curious.] I have not enjoyed the planning of any previous netwar more.
Elisabeth Perrin
Spymaster is an ok guy Virus, he wouldn't make up anything as serious as domestic violence. And if you want to read it yourself, read messages from Jaydee in Relationships.
JayDee
yeah go read "Relationships" Spymaster is indeed an "ok guy", too real ok...just like the rest plan your war, then, and have-at it, oh vast hordes of Citadel Warriors vast hordes...oh, I am already overpowered by the sheer numbers the vast quantities, driven by a Spymaster-designed engine...woo makes me pee in my boots and Satan's Butt just made me drop a nug, too...eew! it sends me just totally-awesome e-mail, in the dead-of-nite...I am wowed but, I will clear one thyang up, once, and only... it is "displaced agression", Spymaster my last spate with it occured from 1979 to 1981, where I was the agressor I was the target of it for about a decade after that, untill I finally IDed the reasons why, for, and all the sordid little details of why I was having MY ass kicked, for no apparent reason, other than my lack of cooperation... they say The Truth is most illuminating, tho... one participant in Ragging on JayDee found out that they had been fuckin' with me for about eight years on bogus data, and when they found out what really had gone down, it was way-too much...and they kinda overdid it on the guilt-trip they laid on their own ass two weeks after Revelations, they busted into a cache of over 3000 Xanax and woke up, quite dead... that is what happens when someone thinks someone-else is sleeping-around, and doesn't bother to go out and get actual confirmation on who is bunging who or, isn't, as the case is and, as Karma is the ultimate Justice Situation, the instigator of the whole situation has to settle for the attentions of mean-ol bulldykes in order to make her day, these-daze...such is the fate and excretion of a homewrecker... and, not a very good homewrecker, was she she didn't even get me wet, much less charged-up... I didn't fuck around on my mate, and I didn't, even when they did but, I am beginning to believe that trait is just a bunch of stupid shit, tho .............................................................................. eat shit and die, computer nerds...
JayDee
oh, help me baby! it is baby, now isn't it? you will find John @ company a worthwile place to work at, too all those benes you will gardner... Scenario X: girlfriend has boyfriend who takes to sleeping around on girlfriend gets bent about this, because she does believe in hi-fi but girlfriend, for some reason, cannot whack the philandering boyfriend for reasons totally unknown, un-understood, and completely unconscious (yeah) she cannot administer the kiss of death to the weenie...but she Must Kill! so, what is girlfriend going to do to resolve this conflict? oh woe oh woe oh woe going out and finding someone new, who wouldn't hose on her like that, for some reason, doesn't equate, because she has been singed harshly by assholes who DON'T GIVE A SHIT for anything, but maintaining their wetness-of-dick... or propping-up a for-shit ego-structure that they are just too lazy to fix girlfriend has mass-conflicts to resolve, and doesn't know all that much about the Human Equations, because she is a young'n, and a bit scared, too afraid that the curious get endangered almost alone, in a Danger Zone and always thinks too-much... but, stays in-touch... what 2-do, what 2-do who 2-do... and, being pissed, how 2-do them crush, maim, destroy, grind, punish, whoop-BUTT-upon, but don't kill make the pain last, b�b�...make it last real-good long-time crush them balls meanwhile, the OrigionalPerp gets-off, free... lend your vast accumulation of wisdom here, Mr. Spymaster balance that equation it is a very common one...only the variables and multilevel complexities vary surely you, with all your knowlege and experience upon the Real World, you can go-figure on that one, and come up with something real keeno and I haven't gotten any recent admonishings in e-mail from Satan's Butt I feel so left-out and forgotten and I am really missing Livia, too <sniff> I think I'll go out for a soda...
Spymaster
yah, Virus, so suck my dick
Spymaster
Ah, yes, the war hath begun. I am a master at war, because I use my mind to find the most twisted and psychologically damaging things to do to my victims. You, JayDee, have become the perfect victim and it is out of sheer ENNUI - rather than any concern for your obviously demented girlfriend - that causes me to lend my aid to the erstwhile John @ company. We think you have a real problem and we want to help you FIX it, JayDee. Don't you want our help? You really really need it! Pathetic fuck.
Livia
we're soooooo scared
John
Listen to him. Lost in his personal fantasy.
Spymaster
yeah, and people keep telling me I don't look like a computer nerd. Can you imagine that? You, JayDee, are an aging, maladjusted fuck. You really need to get a life. You should leave citadel for three years. yup.
JayDee
ooooh, what scares you, Livia? all this warmongering, and Satan's Butt, and your imagination... yes, war is hell...and a whole lot more it really gets to be a challenge when there are soooo many adversaries and just poor lil' ol' aging fuck me, who knows nothing of war or peace if anyone wants to cough up a mountain of cash and about a megafoot� of development/factory area I would be more than happy to arrange buttin' out, permanently especially if Livia wanted to hitch a ride off the boon-rock, too a thousand days away from Citadel? woo, JonesCity, bigtime... I'd need adequate distraction, that's for-sure... and that distraction...mmm...oh, my... I'm not 2-sure but I might not want to come back to Citadel and I am quite aware of one scenario where I wouldn't...quite aware and also, now-aware that there might be more than just one possibility there just might be more time will surely tell ooyeaaa...
Elisabeth Perrin
He SHOULD leave the EARTH forever, even.
Elisabeth Perrin
The motherfucking two balled bastard.
Spymaster
Elisabeth - NO - 1 balled bastard. The other never dropped. So, JayDee, her unresolved conflicts are why you hit her?
The Reverend Xavier T. Corbin
Oh, my.
Spur
the livia-jaydee thing becomes explained a little. gawd i love voyeurism, thanks for letting me into the private life of you and livia jaydee
John
You paste people's personal lives across the network, and then you say that you're compassionate. You're a shithead.
Kagro X
And they were right.
Saint Bob
Damn. My msg.dat scrolled whatever used-to-be in relationships.
JayDee
yeah but I know why Spymaster keeps pastin', John he figures if all the women think I am a womanbeater, that they will be afraid of me, and run to his compassionate safety for protection right... maybe some of you should concentrate a bit more on getting this room netted a few more places and increasing its' popularity, so all of the Peoples of Citadel can see me getting my just desserts at your oh-so-righteous paws... this room already averages more posts than your ho-hum average net room, btw probably the pinnacle of success, for a goltar room, as well, hey fuqin' woo so, what is on the warform-tactics list for today, hmm? I see that a Reverend has joined the alleged fray...hey, is god on your side, and going to infuse the pawns with religious ferver and righteousness? oh, so maaany adversaries...so many cunning ploys and such tasty bait thrown out...yeah, I just really chomp down on it I'm such a sucker for sucker bait cannot figure because I'm so addled I just better throw in the towel and whine Unkle!Unkle! have Mercy/Waaaaah! maybe there will be mercy and I can do water seppuku... surrounded by all the Enemy Forces who Gloat... ho ho ho
chester cheetah
Not to worry, Saint Bob, it's all very odd and rather incomprehensible, even to me, and I am supposed to be a good Luna-to-Earth translator.
Elisabeth Perrin
sepukku is an acceptable condition to end our war.
Myth
Poor, poor JayDee. Everyone has just turned against you, now haven't they? Of course that would have required someone liking you in the first place, now wouldn't it. I don't know which is more annoying: your pathetic, self-delusionary preoccupation with yourself, or your paltry, deranged obsession with Livia. Chill out. Elisabeth -- Perhaps "...motherfucking two ballad bastard..." would be more appropriate, no?
Spymaster
hari kiri is also an acceptable surrender.
Elisabeth Perrin
Myth, I hope I never hear him sing even one ballad.
JayDee
you maybe want the Twenty Cats on The Fence on A Warm Spring Night under The Imperial Bedroom Window, my dear, dear Livia, my dear (ooh, mayeaeyrr!) yaa, the blues get boring after a while, bab�ska... and be-it-known that hurling clogs won't deter the Serenade, either spike-heeled high-legged kinky boots will just increase the frenzy thrown pans of water/hot fat are easily avoided, as are catboxes you do still keep the company of cats, I assume... yep, the 20 Hot Kitties version of Jackyl's "I Stand Alone" (heWah!) should be a nifty eye-opener...beats the piss outta some depresso rhinipulated poop .............................................................................. you computer nerds can go get wireless mice stuffed up your poop-chutes you think YOU have a valid cause? yeah right... you dinkoids just haven't got much of a clue, beyond what your own weak hormone-driven constructs can flog your droll imaginations into imitating seppuku? surrender? fuck that
Livia
and i think we're all quite bored with hearing him sing the blues
Max
by the way, that's hara kiri, "stomach cut."
Spymaster
well, i'm not japanese
JayDee
neither am I but... I could relate to Vaporizing, and Turning Japanese in 1981 it sucked and I'll never, ever let that happen again u-betcha...
Elisabeth Perrin
fuck that. Oh, but you will. No, no wireless mice. I prefer live gerbils.
JayDee
Liz, you kinky dogget you... hmm...St. Bob, my Relationships room goes back a couple of months or so I'll just have to re-post all the messies in it, just for you... and, of course, Livia she is going to want to relive all those fond memories I have left for her but she probably has the room archived...all that stuff about my massive kinky three-way thyangies seems to turn her shaft, no-doubt... I'll be back gotta go out for a soda and some BUTTS...
JayDee
got that soda got dem BUTTS weu! now, St. Bob, about that bunch of messages about all those kinky three-way affairs, one-night get-em-drunk-n-fill'm-w/jizz&kick'em-2-the-curb thyangs I am soooo notorious for describing in such delicious detail just for the swoonage of all the Women of Citadel, and the Glarage of all-males... there is one fuck of a lot in there...well over 200, and you will have to secure the permission of Livia for repostage in here before I will fill the place up with all those detailed replays of yowlage-that-gets-u-evicted or, I could just post dry, stale statistics from January 2, 1969, to the present, in a most-acceptable concice and PC manner...hey, I'm so PC... you might be dismayed to find that during periods of cohabitation, I was never OAA and cattin'-about, tho...it is one thyang I won't get into... sorry but, I am a noncard-carryin' member of The Butthole Fan Club (with the right femme), have my red and brown wings, have done the Three-Ring Circus (and was invited to come back, anytime) with aplomb (and a plumbers' helper) I have even sat down with someone and drank Australian Bubbly and snacked on most-excellent smoked-salmon...hey, some of you really twisted perverts will really slam-your-ham reading on that-one...weu� it is really too bad that John has conspired with Little Nemo to take away the Dreams room, and keep them all to themselves...they are so mean... this means yuou won't be able to view the graphical description of what I plan to Dream about, involving Livia, and myself, -Goltar's poodle I'm gonna hold her and squeeze her and love her forever and ever but, I won't call her George... <more> <still more> <even more> <more, even> <bp2Xannoyingly more> <yawn> <woo>........................................................................
chester cheetah
I do believe the the "circumstantiality" (unrelatedness to any topic whatsoever, including topics internal to the dialoue or monologue) has increased to the point of being indistinguishable rom the sort of verbiage generally associated with initial stage Alzheimer's patients.
JayDee
I already done it, Goltar, you fool... and if that John doesn't stop using Livia, and Amber as a facilitator for his underhanded slimy file69 transferrications, you will lose your poodle, 4-sure I will tie the filthy pig to a chair bolted to the floor I will gag him with yo-mommas' used rag to silence his ugly voice I will prop his eyelids open with toothpicks so he will have to watch I will then tear the head off aforementioned poodle, and shit down its' neck and, I have already sent the swine a feelthy postcard, plus a textfile...the textfile, that was the initiator of the Whole Thyang with Livia&I, so-long ago when life was much simpler, and there was activities going-on in none- other than The Imperial Bedroom, that prompted> She-who-Knows to go "hmm... you should get to know that Livia"...ah, yes, the memories... and be-it-known that I would never, under any circumstance, use Livia or her facilities in a warlike manner, as I believe that sux rotted goldfish now, back to your scheduled poop, already in progress... bp1X
Goltar
that last message really
Goltar
stupid
Goltar
so you bug
Goltar
people
Goltar
do it
JayDee
who, Livia? moi? well, you have the power it is your decision... and don't ho hum me that is just mean I'd never do-you like that...
JayDee
it is all a plan and not a mean one, either
Livia
maybe i should just mass-delete him ho hum
Elisabeth Perrin
His messages contain useful information.
Spymaster
JayDee you need help badly
Rubber Goosey
yes.
JayDee
I rather do it myself and the price I'd have to pay and who I'd end-up indentured to... fuck that shit...
Spymaster
face it, jaydee. you are our slave. nobody else will associate with you or bother talking to you - without us, you are less than shit. We are what defines who you are.
Prick
do you people act like this all the time? if so, I hope you do often get punched out. though i'm gutless, i certainly would want to.
John
It's all coming together now. Yes, I'm making sense of it. See, JayDee sent us this long back-n-forth between Livia and Helix. It was amusing. Not earth-shattering, but amusing. When a geek meets a woman who's into video games (or worse, computer programming), there's an instant attraction there. Like, 'hey, maybe my life is actually interesting and worthwhile to this person.' The thing about the witty back-and-forth between Livia and Helix, was that it did show her to be creative and humorous. And, well, *accessable*. Accessable in a mental sort of way. Approachable, if you will. Like, "Hey, this could happen." Like seeing women in the mosh pit. All of the sudden, they're four-square on your turf, and they become about eight points more attractive. "If she can understand all that, she can certainly understand my life, and my take on life. This is my kind of woman." So Livia was sighted holding her own in JayDee's realm, and off he marches on a pussyhunt. Not simply for sex, but for the earthy, compassionate, accessable, caring-ness that he wants in his life, and suspects Livia of having. The deal is, I can relate to all of that stuff. Much of it is at the heart of attraction. The problem is this: Now that it's quite clear that Livia simply isn't interested, JayDee can't seem to "get off it". He still clings to romantic dreams. He probably jacks off to her image. And he thinks it's just a sort of cat and mouse. Just keep the exposure on, keep the whining on, and she'll see what he thinks he's showing her. All this is complicated by an environment where Livia is relatively powerless to do the sorts of things we do to dorks like this in real life. She can't really walk away. She can't interrupt him and brush him aside. In the virtual world, he has the power to lodge himself into every conversation, and bring each around to his favorite subject (himself, and his take on the world). It's always a show, but if Livia's there, it's a show for her. And what can be done? In an essentially anarchist system, what prevents someone from railroading everything into becoming his own ego trip, a stage for his own inappropriate sexual and emotional need-games? The answer is, not much. But if we can turn a bad situation into an amusing one by smashing the little fucker into smaller pieces than any netwar has seen before, then I say let it fly. And if we can possibly leave a dent on the tremendously swollen head of that dork that Livia *just isn't interested*, well, that's two birds with one rock. I encourage all people who believe that the virtual world should be safe for honest, genuine, *two-way* communication and free of misplaced and unwanted sexual attention to join the all-out assault against JayDee. [For tactical and strategic information and ideas, write to: Sysop @ SOD.]
Saint Bob
Sysop @ SOD: I believe the virtual world should be safe for no-one. Not even you. Not even me. An anarchic system *should* contain misplaced and unwanted sexual attention. It always has, and it makes things fun, and it GETS ME HARD. So I think I'm taking Jaydee's side on this one. Punish me as you see fit.
chester cheetah
Uh,oh... Bob's losing it too. Heheheheh.
Megamol
huh??????
JayDee
your right, chester Spymaster isn't even worth a kittenhiss-at, anymore and John has apparently adopted my style of psychoranting I am not flattered, tho it is a waste of time he should observe Livian-style a little closer it works, unlike the John-style of propaganda broadcasting that is effectual only in reiterating what is already known, with his own POV and interpretation overlaid upon the transmission, itself way to go, John you should be a minister you are fit to lead sheep but, as it is already well known, there are some people "here" that aren't sheep, cannot be led, and are quite capable of holding their "own" in this or any other world, and refuse to roll-over as far as Livia holding her own around me? whatta provincial and irrelevent concept... as if she ever had to, in the first place and if she did think that she did, well, this just issued her a clue, eh? well, the Cat with No Tail just walked in, so I'm gonna rap-with, then split for the Volkswagen 412 fixum-scene before it gets too dark... and you-all can get back to rescuing Damsel Livia from the JayDee Evil Empire (wOoo)
JayDee
huh, what? like, any explanations really necessary?
JayDee
oh, yeah... like I noticed the bagels she wore in her hair and the handheld plasma weapon, too, boogaloo
Saint Bob
P.S. I love you Livia.
Elisabeth Perrin
Damsel Livia is more on the order of Princess Leia than Rapunzel, Jaydee.
JayDee
I'm sure your ears can hold their own and don't need any artifices to enhance their appeal... ears are a mixed-bag to me but I can recall a few neet sweet ones but that was for-ever way-long ago/another life whoopd�poo I'm so sure you really care anyway baby...
chester cheetah
Hell, why be left out? <snicker> Oh, livia, livia, swoon, swoon... <guffaw>
Livia
as long as i don't have to wear cinnamon buns over my ears
Spymaster
damsel Livia is more like the sorceress in the Neverending Story II than princess leia empty cold the Nothing but be as that may be, Livia always has the option of killing JayDee's accounts on Amber. I'm sure with a bit of maneuvering, JayDee could be excluded from the net. Just think, he'd have to go petition Beo to join the AlterNet! haHahaHAHaHA! And I would tell Beo not to do it!
Livia
it's maven he'd have to petition maybe he could get bypass to fuck norman again
John
Oh, yes, we do need more chaos. More! More! To be honest, Bob, my friends and I just don't like JayDee, and we thought the Livia thing was as good a reason as any to attack him. The whole unwanted sexual attention thing is just playing out the strategy.
JayDee
I was wondering when someone would comeup with that one Livia has her plans...oyeah enough said...too many cats outta bags, and the males are done-in by Chaos since they figure in the equation, they must survive...ho ho ho but I do wish the stupid males would climb down off their sex-trip shows where they are squirting from... constructs are known, and used well... enuf said and I didn't arrange the Bypass stuffing, in the first place, Livia but it would be interesting to see if I could arrange a reunion...(ho�3) hardly worth it, tho and if anyone wants to REALLY attack, why don't we quit this virtual bs I can provide a nice quiet arena for The MuyMacho assbeat-scenario no cops, no witnesses except for the participants, no recriminations... how about it, Men? up to 6:1 odds, assuming Spymaster, EP, and John show, with a "second" each and Livia can watch, from a comfortable distance, and see JayDee get stomped and I would finally get to make her day in a good way, hey... {weu}
Spymaster
jaydee is so worthless even if I never do anything i at least think of positive things to do all jaydee thinks about is kissing livia's ass
JayDee
sure, Spymaster a lot of people would like to believe that I would do that but, I won't if I did, I would be so worthless especially to Livia go figure, y'all...
JayDee
go ahead and believe what you wish I know that you will
Spymaster
that's woo not weu i can kick your ass all by myself weighing in at 108 lbs don't matter what you do or how you do it Spymaster kicks butt
John
God, JayDee, you're more stupid than I thought.
Elisabeth Perrin
Jaydee's taking us out to a country western bar!
JayDee
Maverick's Saturday nite...
Livia
you already are so worthless
Spymaster
he's worth exactly the paper he's written on
Spur
ten thousand and one people care way too much. is this whole thing just for fucking fun? well, i hope you get your kicks then.
Livia
toilet paper doesn't hold ink too well
Spymaster
jaydee is written in shit not ink last i saw, toilet paper held that pretty well then i flushed it
Ketamine
I have hired security Prick. If that explains anything about being punched out.
JayDee
this is the coordination between the Forces of Livia and the Shithouse Rats? gawhd, Livia, I'm really beginning to worry about your sensibilities... if you really want to do a number on me, here, and in a real world then all you need do is get access to the War Operations Planning Resource SS WOPR-SS featuring: pyramided multiple processors running multithread-capable OS terabytes of online data... and fully capable of totally thrashing my BUTT as far as Citadel is involved access is free access is local to you, at work, or play... WOPR-SS really exists and is functional and Livia is the only one I would give the access # to the rest of you can go eat your own poo
JayDee
oh well can't clue everyone...
Spymaster
why would i eat poo when you've eaten it all?
John
JayDee, we're concerned that we're getting bored of you. Please do something interesting.
JayDee
I don't think it is boredom that anyone has to be concerned with, anymore there is a free, but quite lacking in information-content clue, 4-ya so it goes, assholes... and your stupid msg.dat killer, if that what it was designed for, flopped besides, I had deleted the msg.dat a few hours before that file69 arrived you guys not have only flopped sadly, but you also fucked up seriously go figure (woo)
JayDee
btw: <yawn>
Spymaster
yeah, make us laugh or do something really gross that would be funny
Spur
100+ messages in a day to make it absolutely clear: jaydee is a net-stalker.
Prick
good call
Prick
why hasn't somebody called the police yet?
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