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#167440 49 Wed Sep 28 20:36:16 1994 Jack Daniels @
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aThe Ghetto
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aJack's Basement
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what did nicole simpson go as for halloween. Horrible joke, press <N>ext. A pez dispenser. <Giggle>
#167782 49 Fri Sep 30 20:26:13 1994 Prof. Fate @ The Dream Realm, State of Looserville, US
THE CHEST ~~~~~~~~~ When the young groom came to bed on his wedding night, he was surprised to find a large padlocked chest at the foot of the bed. "What's that for?" he asked his wife. She wouldn't tell him, saying only that the contents were a secret she could never share with him. Reluctantly her gallant husband honored her privacy and considered the odd matter closed. Years passed, and finally, on their 50th wedding anniversary, the husband's curiosity got the best of him. He approached his wife and literally begged her to tell him what was inside the chest. Gazing into his pleading eyes, she smiled and agreed to open the chest. Fetching the key, she raised the lid: Inside were two ears of corn and $50,000. "Corn?" said the surprised old man. "What in heaven's name is that for?" "Well," his wife confessed, "every time I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the chest." The man looked from his wife to the chest. He was surprised to learn that she'd been unfaithful, but he had to admit twice in 50 years wasn't too bad. He smiled. "I understand," he said softly. "And the $50,000? What's that for?" She replied, "Every time I had a bushel, I sold it."
#167869 49 Sat Oct 1 00:48:56 1994 Torch Song @ Twilight Voice, South Wall, Up North, US/WA/WHATCOM
<shaking head> oh, Jack....
#167890 49 Sat Oct 1 09:29:39 1994 [And Toto, too?] Liz Pearson [Ozzie] @ Dystopia ][, Bellingham, US/WA/Whatcom
heheehee........chortle I shouldn't, but that's pretty baaaaaaadddddd ;>
#169051 54 Tue Oct 4 15:16:27 1994 Puddleglum @ Line NoiZe, Ferndale, U.S.A.
Hello. That was really bad. :)
#169511 54 Wed Oct 5 19:36:31 1994 Cave Bear @ Cave Bear's Laire, Seattle, USA/WA/KING
A fairy flies by a couple of statues that looked so beautiful and life-like to her. The male was a stud if she ever saw one, so strong and handsome, the female so ....so perfect in every way. They were holding eachother in an eternal embrace so near a kiss and yet frozen forever away from it. She studied them and felt so bad for them because they would never know each other. The fairy made up her mind, she waved her wand and said some acient incantation...the statues came to life and both looked right at her with looks of astonishment. "Quickly!" she says to the male, "You have only 30 minutes before the spell wears off so do as you will with her but only, go behind yonder bushes for privacy's sake!" The male and female look at each other and smile, they hold hands and hop off the pedestal. Behind the bushes now the fairy can hear grunting and moans of pleasure along with exclamations and laughter. 20 minutes later they both come back with looks of satisfaction and pleasure on their faces. "You still have 10 minutes left." says the fairy. "Wonderful" says the male as he turns to the female he grabs her left arm and they turn he says "This time you hold those god damned pigeons and *I'll" shit on them!"
#169512 54 Wed Oct 5 19:39:48 1994 Cave Bear @ Cave Bear's Laire, Seattle, USA/WA/KING
Q: What's this? "Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, >*BANG*< Clipity-clop, clipity-clop, clipity-clop, clipity-clop." A: An Amish drive by.
#169679 54 Thu Oct 6 02:35:41 1994 [You can call] Black Wolf [, Sir Rolfsalot...] @ The Wolf Den, Bellingham, US/WA/Whatcom
rolf
#171095 54 Tue Oct 11 02:02:00 1994 [
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ewaayyy down under] @ The Wolf Den, Bellingham, US/WA/Whatcom
oh man....
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