Teen Anon>
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net test
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net this.
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Hi there
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hi there.
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hi there.
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shut up.
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fuck you.
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eggs!
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no point..
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At least we're TRYING.
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i think i'm nice....... i like everyone!!! ( well almost...)
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HEY!!!!! i'm from Ferndale!!!! why "F*CK Ferndale"?????? and thank you to whoever posted from SFA agreeing with us Whatcom folks!!!! hi everyone else!!
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THANK YOU Starfleet Acd, theres one nice, mature, teen, re-eserting my faith in the young
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why don't you guys just all shut-up for once in your miserable little lives?
uncle herb
watfiv
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yeah
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cant we all just get along?
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c'mon BM don't be like that...
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we've spent our lives shutting up for idiots like you now we're just trying to show you how stupid we can really be
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why not?
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hey c'mon guys, weve been messing around for long enough.
we need to start acting with at least a little respect here.
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FUCK KENDALL and FUCK THE STUPIDASS FROM SFA
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becuase there are two many close-minded, self centred idiots out there with shit for brains.
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hey you! fellow line noizer! cut that out!
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hey, just cause theres one immature little dork doesnt mean we all are. why dont you just grow up? you are so stupid you little poopman. im tired of the bad reputation olympia has. ferndale and whatcom and bellingham have the right idea, lets be nice and treat each other like were all OK.
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and teens wonder why no one pays any attention to them.. looks like a gradeschool kiddie fight in here..
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I have to agree with the person from Line Noize....... There ARE too many close-minded, self-centered peoples out there......
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Thanks to that one SFA person who gave that message. Nice to know there is intelligent life on that board. =)
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thank you SFA, (the first one that is!) -elf
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HEY FUCK YOU ALL YOU STUPIDASF MOTHERUFCKERS
FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK YOU KENDALL!!! FUCK KENDALL . .j.....fjkfad;jaf;dlkjf
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aflkjda;jfalkjfdgalkgjaflkdj;algdkfajalkfjjgkaljglfakjdfalkjlkdstupidass.
anarchy god is a fake christianity is stuipd give up falkfjda;fjkdalfja;jfd
aglkjalkgfj;jgadlkscommunism is goodajflkdajflkadjflajdfljfadaljfdalfja;fdj
fjalkdfj;afkjdljfkdjjohn hinkley is god.fjljfalkfjdalfkjalkdfja;
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subliminal
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Not everyone from one certian place is like a couple of people are, yeah.
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pass it off as youth you old codgers
-john hinklye-
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see peoples? Now that were not playing the kiddie games, this room is so much more pleasent... -elf
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yeah, its really too bad this guy over in olympia is making everybody hate us, look at someplace like kendall for instance: 99% of the people calling are moronic stupid fucks wwho never understand that theyre the butt of a joke, people who are quite obviously young and foolish, but that doesnt mean that everybody over there is, im sure tehres somebody, maybe somebody who doesnt post.
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don't you kid yourself
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yup!
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and the terrible thing is that even with that, they might still go, yeah, what that one guy in olympia said, maybe theres one good person in kendall! just dont get the mockery. its not even subtle.
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yeah, thanks elf, thats so fucking sweet
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sarcasm is a tough game to play.
most of us suck at it dont we?
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fuck off shitfucker
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no. -elf
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nope, sorry. -Ruwenda
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fuck you im telling the truth
pissbreath demonfucker christlover from the planet IMBECILE!
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You're pretty cool.
Is your mouth black?
Is THAT cool?
No, wait- Are you
FOAMING at the mouth?
Yeah, that'd be cool, huh?
Where'd you learn those
cool words?
Huh, smarty?
Heh.
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people are so immature, they can just suck my cock
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yeah whered you learn to give a flying fuck about that cool word, huh smarty?
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Yeah, cool.
Cool word.
Censored even.
What else can you do?
Say it while
standing on your head?
Wow.
I'm COMPLETELY amazed.
Shocked, even.
Falling off my chair.
Am I annoying you?
I haven't said
that COOL word yet.
Yet....
I'm probably
accomplishing
the
same
thing,
eh?
What
do you think?
And by the way,
Smarty-people
suck.
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fuck you i hate you i hope youget hit by a large truck and raped
by a dog you piece of shit i hope your mother falls in a hole and
i hope your father fucked you over
Frunobulax
Do you charge us with wanting to stop the exploitation
of children by their parents? To this crime we plead
guilty.
But, you will say, we destroy the most hallowed of
relations, when we replace home education by social.
And your education! Is not that also social, and
determined by the social conditions under which you
educate, by the intervention, direct or indirect, of
society by means of schools, etc.? The Communists have not
invented the intervention of society in education; they do
but seek to alter the character of that intervention, and
to rescue education from the influence of the ruling class.
The bourgeois clap-trap about the family and
education, about the hallowed co-relation between parent
and child becomes all the more disgusting, as, by the
action of modern industry, all family ties among the
proletarians are torn asunder, and their children
transformed into simple articles of commerce and
instruments of labor.
But you Communists would introduce community of women,
screams the whole bourgeoisie in chorus.
The bourgeois sees in his wife a mere instrument of
production. He hears that the instruments of production
are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to
not other conclusion than that the lot of being common to
all will likewise fall to the women.
He has not even a suspicion that the real point aimed
at is to do away with the status of women as mere
instruments of production.
For the rest nothing is more ridiculous than the
virtuous indignation of our bourgeois at the community of
women which, they pretend, is to be openly and officially
established by the Communists. The Communists have no need
to introduce community of women; it has existed almost from
time immemorial.
Our bourgeois, not content with having the wives and
daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to
speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in
seducing each other's wives.
Bourgeois marriage is in reality a system of wives in
common, and thus, at the most, what the Communists might
possibly be reproached with, is that they desire to
introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed,
an openly legalized community of women. For the rest it is
self-evident that the abolition of the present system of
production must bring with it the abolition of the
community of women springing from that system, i.e., of
prostitution both public and private.
Stolen Handle
Words suck.
doctor doom
Speaking of prostitution, how many of you have (or would consider) boned a ho'? Be honest, now.
Frunobulax
As a young sailor lad, I had the opportunity to bone several ho's. The best one was at a classy establisment in Old San Juan known as the Black Angus.
Wormy Chestnut
Never have... never will.
doctor doom
Fruno, I have an old issue of Penthouse with an article about the Black Angus! Did you bone the chick who wrote the story?
Saint Bob
Does it count if you boned someone for free who occasionally ho's for rent money?
Kagro X
Fruno, please Jive filter one of your Communism posts.
I have never boned a 'ho. The thought only entered my mind in Amsterdam, where you could window shop for whores. I thought, "Geez, some of these chicks actually look really good, and I could just walk in there and get one, no questions asked." But then reality set in, and I didn't.
doctor doom
Do ya' charge us wid wants'in' t'stop de 'esploitashun uh children by deir
parents? To dis crime we plead guilty. Slap mah fro!
But, ya' gots'ta say, we destroy de most hallowed uh relashuns, when we
replace plantation educashun by social.
And yo' educashun. Right On! Is not dat also social, and determined by de social
condishuns unda' which ya' educate, by de intervenshun, direct o' indirect, of
society by means uh farms, etc.? De Communists gots' not invented de
intervenshun uh society in educashun; dey do but seek t'alta' de characta' of
dat intervenshun, and t'rescue educashun fum de influence uh de rulin'
class.
De bourgeois clap-trap about da damn family and educashun, about da damn hallowed
co-relashun between parent and child becomes all de mo'e disgustin', as, by de
acshun uh modern industry, all family ties among de proletarians are to'n
asunder, and deir children transfo'med into simple articles uh commerce and
instruments uh labo'.
But ya' Communists would introduce community uh honky chicks, screams de whole
bourgeoisie in cho'us.
De bourgeois sees in his mama some mere instrument uh producshun. He hears
dat da damn instruments uh producshun are t'be 'esploited in common, and,
naturally, kin mosey on down to not oda' conclusion dan dat da damn lot uh bein' common to
all gots'ta likeswise fall t'de honky chicks.
He gots'ta not even some suspicion dat da damn real point aimed at be to do away wid
de status uh honky chicks as mere instruments uh producshun.
Fo' de rest nodin' be mo'e ridiculous dan de virtuous indignashun of
our bourgeois at da damn community uh honky chicks which, dey pretend, be to be openly and
officially established by de Communists. De Communists gots' no need to
introduce community uh honky chicks; it gots'ta 'esisted mos' from time immemo'ial.
Our bourgeois, not content wid havin' de wives and daughters uh deir
proletarians at deir disposal, not t'speak uh common prostitutes, snatch de
greatest pleasho' nuff in seducin' each oder's wives.
Bourgeois marriage be in reality some system uh wives in common, and dus, at
de most, whut de Communists might possibly be reproached wid, be dat dey
desire t'introduce, in substitushun fo' some hypocritically concealed, an openly
legalized community uh honky chicks. Fo' de rest it be self-evident dat de
abolishun uh de present system uh producshun must brin' wid it da damn abolishun
uh de community uh honky chicks sprin'in' fum dat system, i. Ya' know?e. What it is, Mama!, uh prostitushun bod
public and private. What it is, Mama!
doctor doom
Yeah, the thought of boning a woman and not having to respect her in the morning, or even two hours later, for that matter, has a certain amount of appeal, especially if she's hot. But 1) most of the ho's (in DC at least) are incredibly skanky; and 2) it ain't worth the risks, and 3) any chick who gets it from that many men must be oozing spooge and saliva from every pore in her body. Yuck. So, the most I've done is paid a stripper 5 bux to sit on my lap and let me feel her up. Cheap thrill, easy on the wallet, and no risks.
doctor doom
You've done that, Bob? Sure it counts. We're just looking for interesting stories to pass the time.
Frunobulax
Somebody observed that men do not pay prostitutes for sex, they pay them to go away afterwards.
doctor doom
Well, I think it depends on whether you're able to get it for free or not. If you're able to get it free and you still pay for it, yes. But if you're not, then no.
Bob: Was her name Honey?
Monster Dog
40 Mark Strasse, Frankfurt Germany. Need I say more?
Kagro X
You needn't, but we'd appreciate it if you did.
doctor doom
Is that the residence/place of business of your favorite German [D Frašlein, MD?
Saint Bob
Doom: Not at the time... but she is a known name-changer. And bridge-burner... and escapist. And I won't give any more details cuz if any of y'all knows her and/or associates with her, I don't want to know. Though you sleazy street-urchins probably do. At least some of you, anyway. She got around.
chester cheetah
It's Honey. It's her emost famous line. The clincher, St. Bob, is answered with this question... can she make coffee?
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none of the above.
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all of you "ho boners" might consider "having sex with a prostitute". it's fun, give it a try.
Blubard
No way iss that the real Honey.
Saint Bob
I don't think so either, Blu. Where's her last sighting anyway? (I *KNOW* *YOU* know who I'm talking about)
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and i wondered why i stopped calling in for a while..... now i know...... -White Raven
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Hey, Starfleet Academy Olympia person!
How are you?
The
truck missed
me, but I could
tell it was AWFULLY
close.
Don't cry, though,
or I'd have to
send you
a
get-well
card.
I DON'T like sending get-well cards.
LOTS of cool words
that time.
I'm impressed!
You could write a novel
based on that awesome word,
and others!
Call it...
Curses, by
Starfleet Academy person.
Excellent indeed.
Have a nice day now.
Goodbye.
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you must be pretty sick to pay for it.
doctor doom
Jesus Christ, Bob! Tell.
uncle herb
White Raven, get off your high horse before someone beats you upside the head with a lead pipe.
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Sex isn't nearly as good when it isn't in a loving relationship. Think about it. -elf
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I don't tell. Telling might bring her back.
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oh, cool word smarty
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no... if i dont hear THAT ONE COOL WORD every fifteen seconds i will turn to dust! that one cocksucker found my fatal weakness! im doomed!
Kagro X
Yeah, Bob, tell. And feel free to lie if it will make the story more interesting. Try to include cock rings, if possible.
animal crackers
No, tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help you God.
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my god, this is so sick
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holy pissfuck im not reading that message its way too fuckin long
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curses, by starfleet academy person
i fucked your slimy ass with my dripping eight-foot long cock until your blood was oozing down my legs and coating me with a strange mixture of salt and cum. i grabbed on to your dick and pumped like a piledriver. fuck fuck fuck cunty cunt dicklick shit fucker poop ass piece of crap bullshit cock eating oily fuck i slide down your shit and into your tits damn goddamn i cant think of any more penis vagina penis vagina wanker prick pussy love-hole joystick feces breasts boobs jerk off piss.
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Funny y'all ortta say that, she trid tuh strangle me with her cock rin befouh
she left. But that wuz aftuh she burnd mah copy uv duh Necronomicon. Ore
claimd tuh got, anyher.
{cool - the hillbilly filter works.}
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Funny ya' should say dat. She tried t'strangle wid ha' cock rin' befo'e she
left. But dat wuz afta' she burned mah' copy uh de Necronomicon. 'S coo', bro. Or claimed
to, anyhow.
{jive too!}
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you forgot beaver and john thomas
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john thomas what a load of poop.
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load of shit fucklick
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gosh thanks elf, do you know everything about sex? how do i get rid of the crabs with shoe polish and a rubber band?
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your crabs have shoe polish and a rubber band? you'll never get rid of them my friend
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