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#15758 49 Fri Jan 8 16:08:40 1993 [offensive BIG DICK sucasshole] Spur [christianity is stupid ass] @ Maximum Entropy, Olympia, WA
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#19384 49 Thu Jan 14 23:35:48 1993 Peaches @ The Grand Illusion, seattle, us/wa/king
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#20796 49 Sun Jan 24 15:38:46 1993 [blah blah] Spur [blah DEATH blah.] @ Maximum Entropy, Olympia, WA
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#22726 49 Wed Jan 27 18:30:50 1993 Plus Plus Plus @ The Mothership Connection, Takoma Park, MD, USA/MD/Takoma
Ah, so true.
#24715 49 Thu Jan 28 08:42:52 1993 [Sunglasses After Dark on] chester cheetah [In Darkness' District?] @ Anasazi BBS, Farmington, New Mexico, USA
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#24716 49 Sun Jan 31 20:18:08 1993 [Mr. Psych's new name is:] Raxxillion [Remember it!] @ Kythe BBS, Here, there and everywhere, U.S.A.
It's alive!
#24714 49 Tue Feb 2 01:41:18 1993 Gutterpup [is not original!!!!!!!!!!] @ Anasazi BBS, Farmington, New Mexico, USA
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#26053 49 Sat Feb 6 13:43:37 1993 Counselor @ The Advisory Board, Kirkland, U.S.A.
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#169886 49 Sun Oct 9 18:38:18 1994 Freejack @ Digital Free America, CyberHell, USA
why nobody post stories no more?
#171476 49 Wed Oct 12 00:03:51 1994 [No More Words] ZooKeeper [No More Promises...] @ The Zoo, Bellingham, USA/WA/WHATCOM
guess not.
#174021 49 Thu Oct 13 07:57:57 1994 chester cheetah @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
I anyone captured any of the stuff I wrote like The Call (vengeful werewolves, from about two months ago) please post it, I had a harddrive crash and didn' back it up.Please?
#171553 49 Thu Oct 13 08:34:41 1994 [No More Words] ZooKeeper [No More Promises...] @ The Zoo, Bellingham, USA/WA/WHATCOM
that's a very nice short short there Monty...
#171554 49 Thu Oct 13 09:12:15 1994 [What did he say?] Bookworm [says that...] @ The Used BookStore, Bellingham, USA/WA/WHATCOM
That was a real short piece of fiction there Monty. I think you should put that in micro-fiction. :)
#171713 49 Thu Oct 13 22:29:51 1994 MontyL @ Black Mountain, Kendall, US/WA/Whatcom
Can't type it any smaller... ;)
#171271 49 Fri Oct 14 08:16:55 1994 [No More Words] ZooKeeper [No More Promises...] @ The Zoo, Bellingham, USA/WA/WHATCOM
rofl
#174022 49 Tue Oct 18 18:39:20 1994 uncle herb ['erblink 202.667.7335] @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
I was hanging out at Rumors last night, hoping to score with one of those bimbos who hasn't figured out the '70s are over yet. So I had my shirt unbuttoned down to my navel, my gold chains clear in view, and my manly, hairy chest ready to set any red-blooded Northern Virginia white trash hussy's heart a-throbbing. So anyway, I saw this woman and I knew that she was the one. Blonde, feathered hair; too much makeup; a tight dress, revealing a condition of slight overweightness but nothing too gross. I smiled at her from across the bar. She smiled back and looked shyly down at her drink. I pulled out the Binaca and did a couple of squirts, and then sauntered over to talk to her. "Hey, baby, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" I asked her. Just then, I realized the muscular, moustached Geraldo clone standing next to her was probably her date. "Something I can help you with -- fucker?" he asked. Regretfully, I panicked and whipped out a can of tear gas, and gassed both of them. They fell to the floor gagging, and as the cloud dispersed people screamed and began to run. A couple of people tried to grab me, so I gassed them too. By this time, I'd pretty much emptied the entire canister, and people were falling to the floor all over the place, coughing and gagging and choking. At this point, a bouncer came up to me and punched me in the face. I went flying back towards a wall, and my head hit the concrete with a big SMACK. Fortunately, I didn't lose consciousness. With him coming straight at me for another hit, I did the only thing I could -- I whipped out the Binaca and a cigarette lighter, making a crude blowtorch with which I blasted him in the face. He fell to the ground, screaming. Suddenly, I saw the flashing red and blue lights of a police car out on the street. "C-ya!" I waved to the general mayhem behind me as I headed out for the door. Running past the cops, I yelled, "help! There's some kinda psycho in there attacking everyone!" "Don't worry, we'll get him!" they yelled back to me as I disappeared into the cool city night, feeling slightly drunk, slightly relieved to have escaped, and highly pissed to have not gotten laid.
#174023 49 Wed Oct 19 17:59:40 1994 chester cheetah @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
I know this guy.
#174024 49 Wed Oct 19 21:49:31 1994 uncle herb ['erblink 202.667.7335] @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
One time I got into an argument with my girlfriend, and said something which really pissed her off (I told her she was fat). So she grabbed my arm and shoved it down the garbage disposal and turned it on. Immediately she regretted what she had done, and she ran out of the house screaming, "I'm sorry!" But that didn't help my arm, which was now just a bloody stump where my hand had once been. Spewing blood all over the kitchen, I grabbed a dishrag and fashioned a crude tourniquet, which slowed the bleeding but didn't stop it. I then got out a monkey wrench and dismantled the disposer, hoping to recover the shredded fragments of my hand in the off chance the doctors could reconstruct it. I collected what I could -- a fine mush of bloody tissue, bone fragments, and blood, looking not unlike gazpacho soup -- and put it into a Glad bag and jumped into the car and rushed to the hospital, steering with my bloody stump while shifting with my sole remaining hand. I rushed into the emergency room, where a nurse asked me to fill out some insurance forms. After about a half hour, a doctor came to see me. I showed him the Glad bag, and he just laughed. "You poor sap," he chuckled, "there isn't much we can do with THAT." Anyway, they cauterized the wound by applying the end of the stump to a hot plate, put on some bandages, and sent me on my way. And I never did see that girl again. Last time I ever tell a woman she's fat.
#173894 49 Thu Oct 20 11:07:56 1994 [sorting out needles] Torch Song [from straw] @ Line NoiZe, Ferndale, U.S.A.
chester -- will post whatever I've saved (probably everything) soonest... ummm....there's quite a bit of stuff, you know. All at once or should I spread it out over a few days?
#175698 49 Fri Oct 21 12:14:12 1994 Ramphorynchus @ Saint Dismas' Infirmary, Takoma No Nuke Park, MD, US/MD/PEOPLES' REPUBLIC
You should never say anything o a woman that is uncomplimentary.
#175700 49 Fri Oct 21 16:12:15 1994 doctor doom @ Saint Dismas' Infirmary, Takoma No Nuke Park, MD, US/MD/PEOPLES' REPUBLIC
Unless you're prepared to slap her around a bit.
#175699 49 Fri Oct 21 20:17:02 1994 Saint Bob @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
Unless she starts it, Ramph..
#175016 49 Sat Oct 22 01:28:09 1994 Prick
my my my, where do we get such royally fucked up literature? it's not even pretty, it's not even bukowski-fucked. it's just pure sexist/classist/almost-everythingist BULLSHIT
#175034 49 Sat Oct 22 12:23:59 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
i'd have to say this uncle herb fellow is much like a pile of maggotty shit.
#175128 49 Sat Oct 22 23:39:05 1994 Prick
i get the feeling he's parroting but he seems to find it awfully exciting.
#175420 49 Sun Oct 23 09:46:21 1994 Freejack @ Digital Free America, CyberHell, USA
this uncle herb fellow is a literary genius!
#175421 49 Sun Oct 23 09:46:31 1994 Freejack @ Digital Free America, CyberHell, USA
more! more! more!
#175431 49 Mon Oct 24 09:15:16 1994 Prick
haha.
#176572 49 Mon Oct 24 13:00:30 1994 chester cheetah @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
Torch Song: If you can catch the stuff about The Call (vengeful werewolves), and something from the Fantasy Suite room about some undertaker who has an odd encounter with a new babe, that should cover most of it. I wouldn't ask except for a fatal disk crash. How ya be, anyway?
#175874 49 Mon Oct 24 20:35:35 1994 [information] Joan Vermin [shmyway]
you're a funny man, doctor doom. I'll be laughing when some woman shoots your fucking face out the back of your head and gets free because they find out what an asshole you really are.
#176571 49 Mon Oct 24 22:13:09 1994 [No More Words] ZooKeeper [No More Promises...] @ The Zoo, Bellingham, USA/WA/WHATCOM
dr. doom -- just try it. the last guy that did barely survived
#175928 49 Mon Oct 24 22:58:06 1994 Danger
you know that never happens joan. the woman would be thrown in jail for the rest of her life. it's the way it is here. if a man kill somebody, he gets off more easily than a woman.
#175952 49 Tue Oct 25 00:51:43 1994 Prick
but if somebody kills that fuker danger, there isn't even a trial
#176306 49 Tue Oct 25 13:47:33 1994 [Can you see] Torch Song [the inner light?] @ Twilight Voice, City in the Clouds, US/WA/WHATCOM
chester -- "The Call" posted in Bat Cave, will move it here if need be though. Will post the mortician's assistant story in Fantasy Suite within the next couple of days. I'm surviving...It's my best thing, remember?
#176012 49 Tue Oct 25 20:50:43 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
RIGHT FUKING ON kill that fuker danger
#176085 49 Tue Oct 25 23:05:06 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
wait a minute is danger serious or sarcastic? what he says i half agree with but it doesnt seem to mesh with other political beliefs, but maybe hes outside of party lines, or maybe he wants to impress, no i doubt he wants to impress, he wouldve said other shit differently.
#176094 49 Tue Oct 25 23:44:11 1994 Prick
what the fuck
#176103 49 Wed Oct 26 00:42:17 1994 Danger
I'm being completely serious. the way the riminal justice system has it's garters in a bunch around it's testacles women get fucked when they are tried for mured of menfolk.
#177728 49 Wed Oct 26 15:18:01 1994 Freejack @ Digital Free America, CyberHell, USA
you're all full-o-shit
#177343 49 Wed Oct 26 15:52:24 1994 [information] Joan Vermin [shmyway]
alright, i agree danger. but um, i wasn't aiming to be totally literall.
#177378 49 Wed Oct 26 22:12:05 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
Danger knows the shit but he never knows whats going down. Kind of like a nerd with the right philosophy but i guess your philosophy isnt REALLY right.
#177407 49 Wed Oct 26 23:28:02 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
oh, whatever.
#177408 49 Wed Oct 26 23:29:18 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
i dont really think women get fucked by the legal system when they get tried for murder, but i dont think this image of women as getting off every time is true either. so thats the half i agree with. or something.
#177433 49 Thu Oct 27 00:34:02 1994 Prick
what the fuck is wrong with you
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