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Little Mermaid
(Biting down on the lip ) "now wolfie,,, I thought the doctor game was our secret !!! no more handcuffs and jello!
Black Wolf
What!? I didn't tell!! (though you just did ;> ) hehehe okay how about silk rope and honey?
Bookworm
BW- did you show her the "toy" drawer you had for the harem girls yet? }:>
Black Wolf
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bookworm
Why BW? Don't you think she would appreciate it?
Monica Traphagan
Bypass didn't get here yet...
JayDee
she is a serial-processor, Monica
she will eventually arrive...
Black Wolf
<blush>
Monica Traphagan
nifty
The Wanderer
Ah! MCI!
NOoooooooo!
Black Wolf
and I have the handcuffs waiting for when she does.
cuda
hey....how do i access the bbs games?
Torch Song
Did you take my handcuffs, Wolfie?
Or did you get some of your own?
Black Wolf
hehehe I have some of my own...
Blue Canary
Cuda, doesn't that message go somewhere else?
Well, you go to the room of the door you want and type .ea
Bookworm
BW- you got them from your toy drawer right? At least that is what the harem girls say. Boy do they have some interesting stories to tell. 8-0
};>
Black Wolf
only the best
Megamol
Hey Bypass....make sure Blk Wlf has the key to the handcuffs...I have a bad feeling about this....
Black Wolf
I do its right here see.. <drop>
oops um er hold on a sec
Megamol
Uh-huh I knew it...hey, wait a minute that wasnt a key you dropped Blk Wlf it's it's...I can't say it it's too horrifying....
JayDee
you always have a bad feeling, Megamol
is this planned, or coincidental?
Megamol
You found the right key.... You're already here. This room has the best game being played on the entire board...no matter which board you happen to read this on.......
Megamol
m.y.o.b.
JayDee
what have you been smoking?
Black Wolf
hey a Megamol, since you seem to be availible, want to try out my handcuffs... ;>
Megamol
hey Wolfie...thanks for the offer, but until you find the key I must respectfully decline. Plus which I don't think the handcuffs will reach all the way to Seattle (will they????)
Bookworm
Just don't ask about the keys Megamol. ;>
Spyder J.
Well, O.K., I've found the handcuffs -- now WHERE THE FLOCK'S THE WALL?!?
FuzzyWuzzy
I have a key for them Megamol, and I might be able to get my handcuffs back from TS.
Torch Song
I'm not sure, Spyder...but I think I ran into it a day or two ago...
Don't suppose someone could turn on at least ONE little light around here, could they?
Megamol
hmm.....handcuffs, keys.....hmm......
Ozzie
Casting a little light on the subject WOULD be nice sometimes, wouldn't it TS?
Megamol
Me thinks that perhaps too much light has already been shed on this particular conversation, except perhaps to the whereabouts of the key....
Megamol
Uh oh, look out...... the people from Ferndale were here and guess what.....there really are handcuffs!!!!! Fortunatly FuzzyWuzzy had custody of them instead of Wolfie so I managed to escapse unscathed........It was nice meeting all you folks, Bypass, Strait Jacket, Corpus D., Fuzzy Wuzzy, Torch Song, Wolfie, Golden Spud, and sorry about this folks, but I forgot who the rest of you are.....sorry I couldn't stay longer, but I have to work early in the am. Next time........
Bookworm
Light? Nope, not a chance. :)
Torch Song
It's on MY keyring, Megamol... <snicker>
Megamol
Right on TS, it's much better to maintain the dominate position so to speak (hee hee) Hope you had a good sing today...
Black Wolf
It was very nice meeting you too Megamol (and the rest especially you Bypass), and though you were lucky this time, next time I'll be sure to bring MY pair... ;)
Megamol
Promises promises Wolfie......
Bookworm
Careful Megamol. He still hasn't found the key for his set. ;>
Megamol
That's ok, I happen to know that Torch Song has keys that will fit his set of cuffs if need be......
Torch Song
Wolfie is very good at promises...
at promises, that is...
golden spud
Megamol> you forgot Little Byrd/Kythera and that one drunk dude (or were you there when he came in?)
FuzzyWuzzy
But Wolfie trys really hard!
Black Wolf
;)
Bypass
Well, MegaMol, you're one up on me: I forgot YOU!! Sorry!! Black Wolf, silk ropes and honey would be just divine. [read back about Oct 1st-ish.] Greetings to Dallas. JayDee is correct: I do take a long time to catch up to hings, but I do read fast, and I take notes to answer everyone. "Shackle Bypass to the Wall" was started on Mostly Harmless as a joke, suggested by JayDee, but I thought it was funny enough to make a real room out of it, so I put it in. Anyway, the wall is here, the handcuffs are in the hands of whoever has them, or other places unfit for electronic transmission, and no keys are needed: I have telekinesis. Oops. Damn. Forget I said that. >=9
Y'know that strawberry syrup stuff they use for filling pies? I really like that stuff . . . and the choclate concoction that Sizzler has on the salad bar . . . >=9
whipped cream is cool, too.
Bypass
P.S. Dallas, this room is intended for fun, so I hope you enjoy. :)
JayDee
heh
another Shackle Xxxxx To the Wall room has been suggested...
and this provocateur has suggested Xxxxx is chicken
a bird which does not fly, which is chicken
a Flopping Liz-zard...
truly, some kind of joke...
Bookworm
Megamol- That is unless he fills the key holes with epoxy. :)
Bypass
Yes, that WOULD be a joke!!! >=9
Torch Song
Of course the handcuffs are real! There's not an awful lot to do in Ferndale, you know...
Megamol
hmmm...gonna have to go to Ferndale to check this out.....
JayDee
take some amyl nitrate, while you are at it...
Black Wolf
Silk rope and Honey!!!! I think that can be arainged... :)
Megamol
no thanks, i don't wanna..
ZooKeeper
I hear silk neckties work well... ;>
Megamol
or scarves.....
Megamol
not that I know anything about that mind you....
MontyL
Mmmmm... strawberry... ;P
ZooKeeper
scarves, if silk, can be nice... otherwise they just cut into the skin if tied a little too tightly. welts are not nice... :<
oh my, what did I just say! nevermind...
Torch Song
Oh my...it *is* a bit warm in here...
LA REINE
i always forget the chocolate syrup. always always.
JayDee
and then, there are soft nets with the proper size mesh to ensnare someone in
and hold them very, very tight
make it very hardư to wriggle around in, too
esp. when someone has to wriggle
Megamol
hmmmm...
ZooKeeper
yes, sis? };>
Bookworm
Of course we believe you Megamol. :X
ZooKeeper
hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Mermaid
Hey! ZK,,, I've heard That velcro work wonders! (just trying to help (hehe)
Raistlin
Tie work very well actually.[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[Cs work very well actually. Don't know about the honey though.
Torch Song
eep
(don't say it, sis...don't even *think* it!)
Bypass
I can vouch for the honey. Wonderful!! I understand that silk ties, ropes, nets, whatever, are good for the non-cutting quality. A friend assures me that silk, being an natural fiber, is better then the man-made polyester varieties in may ways. I contested that perhaps, with the evolving technologies at our disposal, that charmeuse polyester, and cotton blends would be just as servicable. He told me he'd check it out with his S.O, and get back to me. :) I also believe that welts come from how much strain is applied. An expert could correct me.
[Now, pass the hipawaders, NO ONE'S going to believe me!!!! >=9 ]
I can say from first-hand experience, though, that silk has an ability to invoke a reaction [unless one is allergic to it, which is possible] of "drinking in the feel of the luxury". One friend I "pinned" to the floor by just laying my silk bathrobe across his chest. He didn't wanna move. >=9
ZooKeeper
don't say what sis? that the wriggling around in inherent in the best parts of being enmeshed? was that what I was supposed to not say?
or was it that it depends on who's enmeshing you?
or was it...
nevermind.
Black Wolf
I can believe that...
* Spider *
This is a nifty room.. funny too.. but "Shack to the wall" is cool too
* Spider *
or shackle
ZooKeeper
I can too Bypass.
and the welts are also dependent on how tightly they're tied. some folks like to tie them a little too...
nevermind.
FuzzyWuzzy
Silk is okay if it is not tied to tight, or you will get some nasty marks. };>
Black Wolf
ReallY?
ZooKeeper
sheesh, fuzzy -- you reading my mind again?
stop it, wouldn't want to shock you or anything.
Bypass
Yeah, any fabric tied too tightly will leave welts. That's biology and physics. Sex is sex. Lovemaking is an art. At least, it >should< be!! ;)
It's all in the attitude! >=9
JayDee
go ahead
Fuzzy needs shocking
it does one a world of good
e-yoW
FuzzyWuzzy
ZK };;>
JayDee
well, I have this, uh, device, from Whileaway
but it was designed by and for females...
Torch Song
Yep...definitely warmer than earlier...
FuzzyWuzzy
Yeah I like to be shocked every now and then. *8>*
Torch Song
I think you hit it with the "never mind" part, sis...
<blush> Ain't I just awful? ;>
Ray
speaking of shocks, (true story) back in 61, when we lived in Florida (if
you can call that living), the house we rented was very old and poorly
wired. I was into raido, (about 14 yrs old) and one day got zaped, while
playin with the insides of an old tube-type raido. (yes, it was pluged in!)
After a time, I realized that if I layed on the bed and didn't touch anything else, I could stand several seconds of jolt.
(ok, go ahead with the comments about.... "ah, at last we know what causes
Ray to be such a Ray... <grin>)
JayDee
check out rf-driven T-coils sometime
JayDee
weu
Black Wolf
I could handle being shackled to the wall by a beautiful lady....
FuzzyWuzzy
It depends on who is doing the shackling. };>
Blue Canary
We have a wide selection of walls over here in Texas. Here's a spiked wall, a padded wall, a wall like a vertical bed. ANything you want
Megamol
oops...sorry Kythera, didn't mean to forget you!!!! I don't think I was still there when the drunk dude came in though. Probably just as well....
Torch Song
Nope, the drunk showed up while the boys were fetching you, Megamol...
Ain't you just the lucky little devil? ;>
Megamol
well, at least I was lucky that night....
Black Wolf
Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds interesting....
Prick
something happens to my guitar sometimes, i mean happens to the cord
i plug into the amp and if i happen to be touching the strings while holding the end of the cord i start to feel reeeeeallly funny
but it feels good, i usually let it go a few seconds.
but i haven't figured out exactly what it is causing it, it only seems to happen occasionally
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