single's club>
Alinea
Single Short Elf.
elf
yeppers
WHITE RAVEN
well that'd make me a swb........ (i think!)
Alinea
WR> What would an SWB be?
Black Wolf
whats that WR, single white bisexual?
Bookworm
WR- not all guys are taken some of us just avoid situations where there are to many people around. I am single but I avoid single's clubs as all to many people in them are out to "score". So I am running out of here now.
johnboy
I'm a single guy, any volunteers?
WHITE RAVEN
HEH HEH, BW.......... no, a single white bird......
elf
Singe White Bird, its getting to be quite a zoo in here!
Black Wolf
snicker
White Raven
ok...... but ANYhow....... I wanna man........AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!
Bookworm
If you are interested in a 70 yr. old wart ridden gnome who is nearly blind and drools all the time look for me at the next nt.
Bookworm
I forgot to mention that I am also bald so if you look in the corner I will be easy to identify.
Ruwenda
No you don't WR.
Black Wolf
Rolf> Bookworm that is suck a funny thing.
He's lying WR he's actually 80yrs old and his warts are pestulent
Bookworm
BW- AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Why did you have to go and tell her??????? I wanted it to be a suprise!!!!!!!!
ZooKeeper
BW & BW -- now you two behave yourselves... I know better.
doctor doom
Hi, I'm a single guy. I eat spaghetti with microwaved Ragu sauce poured on five nights a week.
Buster Hymen
And on weekends I eat the free tacos at Happy Hour. Gold coin, anyone?
Danger
you people aren't screwed up, you're just sick.
elf
don't worry Bookworm were not really serious about this as a "single club"
Bookworm
I know. It's fun to tease though. And it is fun reading.
MontyL
Darn, I wish I could post here... }:>
Alinea
Oh brother. I think I want to drop out of this single club. I think I will. Good-bye.
Bookworm
Danger- I don't really care how you take it but I am enjoying the teasing that goes on in here.
elf
reading is fun, I started Cryano the other day but it got a little soaked on the baot so I have to wait for it to dry out...
ZooKeeper
but it's fun... <giggle>
WHoKNoWS
and that comes as a suprise to you snoboy
ZooKeeper
elf: bummer. don't you hate waiting for books to dry?
Ruwenda
dad, what are you saying??
elf
yeah I like to read in the bath, but I always manged to drop or dip my book...
MontyL
I'm not supposed to be here...
Torch Song
<shrug> Neither am I, MontyL...so what?
ZooKeeper
I'm not supposed to yet, but what the heck?
FuzzyWuzzy
<snicker>
Bookworm
White Raven- Did my being there scare you away from the NT?
StraitJacket
I am not really here.
JayDee
liar
LITTLE MERMAID
miss my buds!
Alinea
I'm here.
Bookworm
Puddle- Are you sure you want to be?
ZooKeeper
now you stop pickin' on her bw. :>
I'm here too Puddle. Aren't they silly? <snicker>
so, on a sort of topic, what do you look for in a person? what's important to you?
Alinea
I'm starting to have my doubts.
Ruwenda
=)
Bookworm
ZK- I was not picking on her. I was just making sure she wanted to be around where gnomes run loose. };>
StraitJacket
"Some of my best friends are christian." Sounds too cliche to me.
Megamol
both and sometimes neither TorchSong....
Alinea
TS> legal, I think.
Soli> I have no problem with having friends of all religions, but THE ONE "special person" would have to be a devoted finatical all-the-way Christian. It has something to do with, "Do not be yolked together with un-believers" which is in the Bible althoght I dont know where off the top of my head.
ZooKeeper
I dunno sis, I'm here...
JayDee
sounds like a lying excuse, if you ask me, SJ
Solitaire
Well, I still think you may miss out on a lot... What if you fell in love with someone, then found out later that he was an athiest? Would you dump him or something?
Little Byrd
Solitare -- Good point there!
elf
Hey are you people saying I'm closed minded because I'm an atheist? I know allot of christians, witches, etc. Granted I pick on christians allot, but it's in good nature :P
Ruwenda
elf, you are not close minded, that is for sure.
Puddle, you are missing out on a lot of people. I feel pretty sorry for you.
Solitaire
About a week ago a couple old ladies came knocking on my door and started talking to me about how satan was infiltrating the media with like rock and roll and violent movies and that's what's causing all the violence and sex crimes in the world. Then they tried telling me I was being snagged by satan cause I listened to rock and heavey metal. I was toying with the idea of just slamming the door in their faces, but that wouldn't have been nice... They probably would've gotten all their friends together to have a witch burning or something....:(
ZooKeeper
Soli -- I usually just say "thank you for sharing that" and wish them a good day as I shut the door...
elf
If they ask you if you've seen the light tell "Yeah, Bud Light".
Thank you Ruw. Could be worse though, I was dicussing art school with a religious fanatic and he told me that god would show me the way and that there was nothing more satisfying than painting religious images, U had to remind him that the Byzantine period almost wasn't because the church dosen't approve of false images, fun to see him shrugged that one off. All I asked of him was what he thought of Seattle Art InstitIte.
Alinea
Soli> If I "fell in love" with someone? Hmmm...I'll try to be careful here...lesse, I dont believe that there is such a thing as "falling in love". Thats how you would describe seeing a person, and you really like what you see, maybe talking to them and finding out that they are a wonderful person, and conclude that you have fallen in love with them. Okay, I see that as sortof falling in love with love. You dont really know that person very well, maybe it could be described as "puppy love". If I ever find myself in that sort of a situation, I will certainly be very disappointed with myself. I am looking for a long term friendship that will eventually turn into a loving relationship and then go on to marrage. If the friendship does not go that direction, then that would be fine. But to start out as "lovers" would not be a mature choice, as you get to know the other person better they may not be what you expected and hoped for, concluding in your being disappointed with that person, falling "out" of love, a broken relationship, a broken heart on the other persons part, not a pretty picture.
Rue> If I recall corectly, you said that I was "missing out on alot of people". Not so. I said that I have no problem becoming friend with people no matter what culture/religion they are of. But THE ONE that I will eventually MARRY, must be a Christian. Not just on the outside, not just a person who goes to church and says, "Yes, I am a Christian" but someone who lives out the Christian life every day. Someone with hight standards to match mind. >:}
Torch Song
Alinea, I sure hope that your world works the way you described, but...
Watch out
Don't forget that lightning strikes...
Ruwenda
You are still missing out on the rest of the world, and I still feel very sorry for you about that. (I'm not saying this to be mean, but--) I really wish that you would open up your eyes and really see the world we live in. It would be nice to live in the kind of would you see, but it is just too far from reality.
Alinea
Rue> Perhaps it's the other way around. (I'm not saying that it is) I certainly do not think that I am missing out on anything worth having. And I certainly dont think that the way I see things is far from reality either. I'm a bit curious how you got that I'm "missing out on the rest of the world" by my stating what sort of a guy I'm interested in. Dont you think that it makes sense to have a strict criteria on the guy who you would possibly have to spend the rest of you life with? I hope you understand that I am not limiting my friends or guy friends to that! It's just that ONE person.
elf
The big reson I don't believe in god Puddle, is because most Christians are hypocrates and force their beliefs on other and when you reufse to accept the fantasy, they call you stupid and begin to mock you, just like a high priest eh? Out of all my friends the "christians" are the most "loose", and low moraled I have two friends who are "whitches" they treat me and others better than some christains treat each other. And for your info myslef and those two witches are very intelligent, well read, honest, straight, people. We have higher living standards than half of the kids I went to0 a youth group with, we'd go home home and read a book, have coffee and talk intelligently with one another, some of those christians went out a screwed each other in the church parking lot, I'm not kidding either.
Solitaire
Religious fanatics (mostly jahova's witnesses and christians) are the ones that come to your house and interupt your up until then perfectly wonderful evening and try to tell you that you're satanic and if you don't convert immediately then you'll most assuredly go to hell... I personally don't enjoy that much, I'd rather just sit on my couch, eat dinner, and watch T.V., or read a good book. Also, a lot of christians I've seen, as elf said too, were extreme hypocrites, not saying that you are though. The reason I don't believe in god is because I've done a little bit of research and found that I can prove a lot of things in the bible wrong... Of course if you try and explain it to an avid christian, they'll deny it and say "You're wrong, because the bible is the word of the lord, therefor everything there is true", even though scientific proof may disintigrate the possibility...
Megamol
I don't think Puddle was talking about fanatics, just Christians..even if no one agrees with her standards they are exactly that, HER standards. Everyone has to do what they need to to do be happy.....
Solitaire
Yeah... I guess I do have to agree with that.
Megamol
I just re-read my earlier message, I hope it didn't sound like I was trying to rag on anyone (well, maybe a little). I just noticed how snappish that sounded so I hope no one took offense.....
Alinea
Soli> About your question about Adam and Eve and incest: I asked my Mom if she knew anything about that, and she said that Adam and Eve were created perfect, without genetic flaws and with a total spectrem of genetic characteristics, contrairy to what evolutionists would have us believe, we have only "devolved" since then. Well, I know that isn't a very exact answer or anything...I really dont know much about that.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean you weren't "good enough" for me, my standerds really dont have anything to do directly with morals, I guess the point is that I want only someone who serves God as I do to share my life with.
Megamol
ok, now we've all kissed and made up thank goodness.......Where's the people of the opposite sex at?????
Ruwenda
Hey, I agree with that too.
Soli-- Have you noticed that these kind of conversations just keep popping up? I have.
Ok Ali, those are your standards. I'm not going to make my fingers sore trying to get it through to you that heck, maybe the person you are to marry later on isn't a Christian. I guess all I ask is to not close your eyes to "non-believers" or whatever just cause they aren't. People are people after all.
elf
Along the same lines, there is more birth defectes, diease, and physical problems now than there were in that time, it always kinda of surprised me that there wern't any cases of things like diabetes. Sorry for going off there Puddle.
Solitaire
Actually, I think the conversation was gettin a little out of hand and your message calmed it down quite nicely.
Puddle- I guess that does explain it..
Megamol
Arghhhhhhh....
Solitaire
Which opposite sex would that be?
Alinea
We are all people of the opposite sex. Which sex are you?
elf
were all a-sexaul here Magamol didn't you know that?
Bookworm
You and I had better run Soli. She means us. ;>
Ruwenda
that's true. We can't see anyone through the screen after all... ;>
Little Byrd
hehehehe.
Megamol
The opposite one from the one I happen to be of course!!!!
Solitaire
Yeah.. You didn't realize that?
Alinea
Anyhow, we are all here.
Megamol
I am a female (at least the last time I checked I was.....)
Solitaire
Yep, we sure better.
Ruwenda
elf! hehehehe!
elf
who's we?
Solitaire
us.
Alinea
What about me?
Solitaire
You're a female too. At least you looked a lot like one at the NT..
I happen to be a representative of the "opposite sex" you so recently spoke of..:) And Bookworm is too, but he just popped his head in here briefly.
Corpus Delectable
HI! nice meeting Megamol a few nights ago too.
Corpus Delectable
I'm not single but i am female. ;)
Puddleglum
Gosh, these messages are out of order over here at Line Noize...
Alinea
Gosh, I hate net-lag! Yes, I am female.
Bookworm
I'm bouncing through off and on. It's always fun to tease sweet little Puddle. };> Anybody seen evidence of White Raven lately? I wonder if she just doesn't like gnomes.
JayDee
well, with cooperation, netlag may be hosed off rather well, B4 2 long...
Ruwenda
I'm definently not of the opposit sex megamol...
Helix Quark
Well, I'm working on getting the BKM connection working in a timely manner ...
Alinea
Okay, see here Rue, you are female too! Ha. I've got it. :)
Little Byrd
I am most definitely female.
ZooKeeper
I think I'm still female, at least the doctor thought I was today when he was checking out my lungs and other assorted things. just a sec...........................yup, still a lumpy chest, must be female.
LITTLE MERMAID
The single life can realy be drag tho after a while anyways,,, well sometimes...hhmmmm...
JayDee
sometimes...
Alinea
I'm still single.
StraitJacket
Working on the little net-lag problem now....
ZooKeeper
almost to the single part again. almost...
JayDee
SJ...did you just turn on #autoroom for Loka, this eve?
elf
JayDee- do you run a board? If so whats the #?
elf
I'm a femme to all whom it concerns...
ZooKeeper
and she's a cute lil' elf too. :>
ZooKeeper
oh! btw elf, were you ever forgiven for the "tatoo" bit?
Bookworm
You might be more accurate to say beautiful ZK.
Solitaire
Or both maybe.
ZooKeeper
well, bw -- I spose that could well be...
Metal Maniac
Hello all..
Black Wolf
is opposite sex like backwards or something?
ZooKeeper
if so then I'm not opposite, all you guys are. :>
StraitJacket
You don't get autoroom, LNZ does.
Bookworm
!ton era eW -KZ
ZooKeeper
bw!!!!!!!
rofl
Ren
Tattoo bit?
Bookworm
};>
Megamol
I didn't stop to think, is the opposite of sex celibacy????? If so, ferget it....
elf
why thank you Soli and Bookworm <blush> actaully the tattoo was pretty fun, for a brief instant I had my mom convinced it was real...
Solitaire
It could be, but the opposite sex isn't..
Elf- was she ticked, or did she not mind?
Bookworm
Only the truth elf. If I remember right I heard she was not exactly happy. ;> Remember elf we could always bring some to the next NT. Think your mom would enjoy that? };>
Solitaire
I think Godfather's has a machine that has em or something.
WHITE RAVEN
i'm back!!!! Bookworm, for your information, i'm NOT scared of gnomes or anything else¡Ãºžö3f3‰.... except for òe³3â±rúbrother..... he's balding a little too rapidly and it's a scary sight..... and as for my no(/°;g1vnot rÎ3tqìr<showing up at the nt, i couldn't get a ride......
Bookworm
Yeah they do Soli. But if we don't meet there someone could always grab a couple and bring them. I have a couple here if she wants. :)
elf
they do have a machine, I was there tonight. What happened was I told mom that their was a tottoo person on the board and thbrought their pen thingy, and I started to roll up my shirt sleeve and she got big eyed and went "NOOOOOOOO!" it was pretty funny.
Solitaire
That was a BEAUTIFUL work of line noise..:)
Alinea
I stand in awe.
Megamol
gleep...
FRuG
It would be an interesting twist of fate, if I let Elf pick out a tattoo and where to put it. Contrary to blieve, I won
't put it on my butt with FuzzyWuzzy suggestion.
Solitaire
I could only dream of ascending to such brilliance.
elf
heheheh
Solitaire
Be ORIGINAL! Get an anchor on your arm! :)
Alinea
I had an idea, but I lost it. darn.
ZooKeeper
nonono, upper chest or upper back is the best...
sexy when your hair moves...
'course, that's not at issue with Frug --
yet, that is... };>
Torch Song
Well...FRuG does have the right kind of hair for that...just needs some length is all. :)
Bookworm
You should have sent out a call. I am sure someone would have been able to get you there. Maybe next time. BTW- Are you by any chance helping him go bald with a set of shears? ;>
ZooKeeper
like I said...
yet.
elf
you could always get the kind that says "Mom"
single's club> _