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#168102 54 Mon Oct 3 16:08:27 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
>look for zombie people in POST-APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE. >wipe of shoe on grass. >discover which directions you can head and head towards the one with the longest name. >discover what my goal is >use FART DIFFUSE in case i run into zied-clones.
#168103 54 Mon Oct 3 16:08:50 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
<eye> <chest> <point at you>
#168185 54 Mon Oct 3 21:40:12 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>ask him if he's for real.
#168259 54 Tue Oct 4 09:04:15 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
> pour my guts out onto the ground >wallow in them >scream in emotional agony and hatred "why am i always fucking it up?" > i dont have enough guts to die
#168279 54 Tue Oct 4 21:38:37 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
you want to see me happy but i DON'T HAVE TIME TO DIE!!!!
#168317 54 Tue Oct 4 22:37:40 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>hey main are you for real? >hey man are you for real ?
#168342 54 Wed Oct 5 00:31:11 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
>>you say out loud fuck you why dont you just let me wallow in self pity without fuckin me for it? then you pee again.
#168343 54 Wed Oct 5 00:34:26 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
>>there are no zombie people here. >>you dont have any marijuana. >>the zombie people attack! >>you may go north south east or west. since north and south both have 5 letters, you go northsouth. >>you are in POST-APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE. there are zombie people here growing marijuana for the robocops. they attack. you are now a zombie. >>your goal is to grow marijuana for the police to sell to the mutant-junkies of the wartorn world. >>you do not have the FART DIFFUSE yet.
#168344 54 Wed Oct 5 00:40:40 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
>>the zombies dismiss your gesture of peace, but the evil cop overlord understands and laughs, taking your leg in his mouth to quantify your gazeptigock. somebody understands and feels likewise. >>you ask the overlord if hes for real. he wipes your love-juices off his chin and laughs again. when he laughs, he spits your leg out accidentally at high velocities. it rips into your abdomen gush blood laceration badly wounded appendix still bleeding you are now low on blood. >>your guts are already on the ground, but you pour them anyways >>you wallow, you pathetic fuck, wallow wallow wallow all you do is wallow. the overlord lashes you with his zombieprod you feel pain oh yeah you dont need blood nevermind you are dead he says grow me POT!!! >>you scream with agony. evil cop overlord looks on with pity, says oh gosh, im sorry, dont take it so hard, heres a piece of hard dick, go into the evil woods of dark mutant junkies with my only hard dick syringe of oxidation fluid. >>you may not die anyways, you are already dead, you zombie you. shitcake.
#168345 54 Wed Oct 5 00:41:38 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
>>hey mainline the oxidation fluid, you rust, your other leg falls off, you have no means of locomotion now or genitalia. >>hey man this isnt real its a fucking game, dont take it so hard
#168698 54 Wed Oct 5 17:12:28 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
>find EMERGENCY SUPER-SURGERY KIT and fix everything. >put H2SO4 in the vats that are doing things with the marijuana and then ship them off to kill of the robocops >send a letter to zied and tell him I'm doing okay >find out that i had no genetalia in the first place and then get very excited and go about finding someone else's and usuing them for my own. >find HIGH SPIRITS.
#168707 54 Wed Oct 5 17:27:04 1994 [they say] shane [I am messiah]
some mariiijuuaana if you got some
#168760 54 Wed Oct 5 21:20:27 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>put hydrogen sulfate in there too >>laugh insanely okay just laugh inside thats all you can manage. >>hey man IS THIS FOR REAL? >>its hitting a little too close for me. its insaity. IS THIS FOR REAL? i mean...you know, is this really happening? it really seems like it but i dont really believe but how can i not believe it, its so realistic.
#169873 54 Sun Oct 9 23:47:17 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
>>there is no emergency super=-crap kit stupid. in this life, you only get what you pop out of the womb with, the rest of your life is slowly losing it bit by bit piece by piece. you figure out that you dont need it, everything is always and already fixed no matter how fucked it is. the fact that you are dead and without genitals or legs is not a bad thing, it is a blessing in disguise, a necessary obstacle for you to realize your true self. >>there arent vats doing things with the pot, theyre growing out of the cliffside on the water. so you spray h2so4 over the hillside. the marijuana dissolves, then the hillside, then the zombies. soon everything is dissolved, even your own body. >>you are in POST-APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE (LIMBOTIZED). it is a giant pink fog that surrounds you with nothing to see. there are soft wooshing sounds. you have no body. there is nothing here, nor is there anything to do for the rest of your game. >>your score is now 11.
#169874 54 Sun Oct 9 23:52:18 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
>>you send a letter to zied, he says you have no gentialia, here take mine, glad to know youre doing okay, but i dont believe you since the whole of reality has been dissolved by your idiotic scheme to destroy the ubercops. >>you travel up. you are now in HIGH SPIRITS. suddenly you realize: okay, so i destroyed everything, but hey, its a learning experuience, right? everything is for a purpose, even destruction of everything. >>you put hydrogen sulfate in there too, whoops, it neutralized the h2so4, everything slowly dissolves back into being, but the pink fog and whooshing sounds remain. you are in POST-APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE (POSTL IMBOTIZED). >>you laugh insanely inside. the telepathic zombies look at you funny and go back to their dope. >>no this is not for real. >>look, i understand this might be getting to be too much for you, i totally understand that, after all, i have monsters and mazes, great movie huh? so, if youd like, i can shut you up in your room and feed you dextromethorphan until everything feels a little less real. is that what you want? shut up now.
#169877 54 Mon Oct 10 00:16:48 1994 [seashells, driftwood] shane [and burlap]
the hydrogen sulfate neutralized the h2so4? shit, chemistry has taken a crazy turn
#170428 54 Mon Oct 10 21:58:15 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
.no, thats not what i want .tell zied thank you and send him all hits of acid in 10 mile radius .discover what pinkfog it made out of .destroy HIGH SPIRITS in a fit of anger--i miss the zombie badly. .masturbate unhappily
#170795 54 Tue Oct 11 21:56:39 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
((entering conversation mode)) .oh yeah, thats not what i want either, i mean, i didnt want to hurt it, i just wanted to get away. .well, i havent seen him in a while. okay, ive been-- all hits of acid in a 10 mile radius?!?! holy shit! well, wait a minute. where in particular was the center of this radius? hmm? .excuse me? what was that? .youre not making any sense. are you awake? ohmigod, youre crazy arent you here take my wad >>you now have the wad .just dont hurt me oh god dont make me AHHHH!!! whos is that the skin is different ack oop ack sizzle pttt >>the telepathic zombie keels over, its head springing off its body, it appears to be made out of titanium alloys, and is not a zombie after all, maybe you over reacted and arent dead after all >>the zombie doesnt respond. >>there are SPARE ZOMBIE PARTS here.
#170847 54 Wed Oct 12 19:05:20 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>get genitals >>find a POST-APOCALYPTIC NIGHTMARE and feast on the roving insanity located therein. >>compare soggy cheese to old stale memories to cigarette butts that still have tobacco but arent worth smoking. what do i find?
#170885 54 Wed Oct 12 22:33:35 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
.i didnt masturbate. masturbate now. . find nearest real human (not zombie) and rape it.
#170917 54 Thu Oct 13 11:52:04 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
>>you get the spare zombie genitals. they seem to-- no, nevermind, its just your imagination, forget it. >>you go to sleep. when you wake up you are right where you were when you went to sleep, except the name of the place is now POST-APOCALYPTIC NIGHTMARE. there is an ancient redneck here tending to his crops. >>you eat the crops. >>the old stale memories arent here. you find a cigarette butt thats not worth smoking. .so, what've you been doing with yourself lately? its been too long. .oh yeah, say, would you mind dripping on the crops, its healthy for them. .is that some kind of pick up line? >>the old guy drops his shorts
#170942 54 Thu Oct 13 20:44:18 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
> rape the man >eat crops much and then puke them back up for him to grow > hang all my panties on the tie rack
#170953 54 Thu Oct 13 21:12:52 1994 [be young have fun] Spur [drink pepsi]
>>you cant rape until he says no. .no. >>you have already eaten the crops. feasting on the roving insanity, SO TO SPEAK. but you put your finger down your throat and vomit. the man pulls his pants back up. >>you cannot reach your panties without a ladder.
#170970 54 Thu Oct 13 22:24:55 1994 Prick
say "i do so like pumpkin"
#171008 54 Fri Oct 14 13:28:27 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
>fashion ladder from zombie parts >make Prick into a pumpkin pie.
#171023 54 Fri Oct 14 17:56:52 1994 [come to where] Spur [the flabber is]
>>you fashion zombie parts into a ladder and shove it into your panties unfortu nately the zombie dick is in the front you are now pregannt oh its a ZOMBIE BABY WOOPS MISCARRIAGE. >>you make the prick into prick pie, but you cannot reach the pumpkin pie without your panties.
#171040 54 Fri Oct 14 23:38:40 1994 Prick
why didn't you do what i said to do asshole
#171064 54 Sat Oct 15 12:48:16 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
its ju8st a game, shane, ca;m down
#172009 54 Sat Oct 15 23:23:34 1994 Prick
oh yeah as if its really only a game
#172025 54 Sun Oct 16 13:32:07 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
pretend shane, for us. pretend and everything will be much better.
#172287 54 Sun Oct 16 22:49:44 1994 Prick
you're THE MAN, aren't you.. don't lie to me, you're THE MAN!!
#172303 54 Sun Oct 16 23:38:49 1994 [come to where] Spur [the flabber is]
>>an anvil drops from the sky, inches from your face. >>there is an anvil here.
#172312 54 Mon Oct 17 00:49:39 1994 [Lieutenant] Prick [of the Buttwipe Task Force]
computer will now tell me if sunday is THE MAN
#172346 54 Mon Oct 17 15:49:10 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
yay.
#172614 54 Mon Oct 17 22:10:49 1994 [I want to go] Prick [to the hospital]
this rdream about nomeansno, they were playing in a big institution like i think maybe an asylum of sorts everybody going to the show was in a white robe i don't know what i was wearing. anyway they started out with "land of the living", that song being the first to be playing when this dream started, i suppose. juan carlos was playing one bass, pasha was playing another, except pasha looked like rob wright, not pasha, but i knew it was pasha anyway. that was the only occurance of a person who looked remotely like rob wright, the guy who was really rob looked alot like brother john, only with longer hair in the back, brown hair, appeared to be about 25-28years old. they played a few,, then took a break (I'm guessing this break happened during "lullaby" or something anyway i go outside and this institution is fucking huge its amazing and it sits on a hill right above puget sound, the exact location of the home of a girl that used to live down the street from where i live now. beautiful view from this place. i run into jesse fox. we talk about something, can't remember what, but anyway val is walking by and she hears the conversation and gets real mad, starts swinging a table leg at jesse (who has black hair and only looks slightly like the real jesse) or is it jessie anyway i don't really care.. right now we're in a big dining hall or something with great antique furniture and ballroom chandeliers and shit, its truly a sight to see, this beautiful extravagant room separated from a cheesy cafeteria setting by a 15 foot wide institutional kitchen. i hear music, i remember this vividly it was slowly melting so i guess it was lullaby anyway i start making my way across the kitchen area into the cafeteria, the band has changed sides of the room i lost my place, the music is loud funny i said "hey" or something under my breath because somebody stole my place and this girl in front snaps her head around like she heard me gets a real pissed look and stomps out glaring at me the whole way. I take her place. they play cats sex nazis and pass a microphone around the audience for a singalong and everybody knows the song proving that only people who are institutionalized or are destined to be are heavily into nomeansno.û
#172615 54 Mon Oct 17 22:11:48 1994 [I want to go] Prick [to the hospital]
dream continues, lots of shit happens that i can't remember other than that it involved a drug deal followed by a lecture about drug safety from my uncle
#172632 54 Mon Oct 17 23:26:49 1994 [quality brand] Spur [of the west]
>>THE MAN is not here.
#173014 54 Tue Oct 18 18:53:29 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>i am wearing hte pants of reality therefore i can not discern between role play and life, between fantasy and reality. im sorry but thats how it works. >>IS THIS FUCKING REAL MAN?!!! JESUS CHIRST? what the hell? it seems so real. >do NOT eat the pumpkin pie whatever i do do NOT eat the pie i just have a feelin about this pie. do NOT eat it, okay? thats really all that i request. >eat the pumpkin pie.
#173020 54 Tue Oct 18 20:52:42 1994 [quality brand] Spur [of the west]
>>well, then i guess your fucked, no really, im coming over there to take your pants off. >>okay, ive been pulling your leg off, its real. sorry, youve destroyed the world. >>the pumpkin pie is not here. >>well, i mean, you said not to... are you sure?
#173056 54 Tue Oct 18 22:35:44 1994 [only drowning men] Prick [can see me]
find pumpkin pie eat pants
#173065 54 Wed Oct 19 00:13:13 1994 [quality brand] Spur [of the west]
>>the pumpkin pie is in your pants. it is smeared all over them. >>there is pumpkin pie on your pants. are you sure you want to eat them?
#173093 54 Wed Oct 19 11:09:59 1994 [ppopooepe] Prick [poeeopp]
eat pants
#173427 54 Wed Oct 19 20:25:47 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
>>eat the fucking pie jesus christ what did i say dont you ever listen BOB!?!
#173441 54 Wed Oct 19 22:38:01 1994 [you] Spur [suck]
>>you eat the pie. >>and dont call me BOB, call me frankly, its my stage name. >>your strong religious beliefs cause you to gag as you eat the pie, but you choke it down anyhow. after eating the pie, you start to vomit. spew pie scum all over the place. >>there is pie scum here. >>you may DEACTIVATE RELIGOUS BELIEFS here.
#173456 54 Thu Oct 20 01:39:24 1994 [i'm a native] Prick [of hell]
get pie scum put pie scum in shoes eat shoes deactivate religious beliefs
#173486 54 Thu Oct 20 19:59:48 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
deficate religious beliefs
#173519 54 Fri Oct 21 11:36:53 1994 [you] Spur [suck]
>>you get the pie scum. you are now covered in vomit. >>your shoes already have something in them. >>you eat your shoes. they are chewy. you feel drowsy. as you fall asleep you hear howling. >>when you wake up the pie scum is gone!! you feel clean and smell charnel. >>you deactivate religious beliefs. suddenly the world spins and you realize everything and nothing that ever existed before. you are EVERYWHERE. EVERYTHING is here. EVERYBODY is here. the whole world jumbles in your vision, spilling everything onto you at once. you vomit shoe bits.
#173520 54 Fri Oct 21 11:37:12 1994 [you] Spur [suck]
>>your intestine is empty.
#173526 54 Fri Oct 21 12:32:31 1994 Prick
>>GET everything >>EAT everything >>FUCK everybody
#175115 54 Sat Oct 22 20:40:03 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
>>kill self and do it now fucker
#176021 54 Tue Oct 25 20:58:44 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
>>okay fuck everything and remove reproductive rectum
#176053 54 Tue Oct 25 21:46:00 1994 Prick
ERROR: (2167RE):: Rectum not reproductive
#176087 54 Tue Oct 25 23:06:46 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
oh fuck this shit, im sick of refereeing this game, maybe ill come back later when i have some ideas.
#176096 54 Tue Oct 25 23:50:36 1994 [mention the economy] Prick [do a shot]
no fuck you it's your JOB asshole
#177350 54 Wed Oct 26 16:10:17 1994 [information] Joan Vermin [shmyway]
hmm/.
#177388 54 Wed Oct 26 22:19:13 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
FUCKF DFOISDFJDSPOFJISDOKFjalkfma df ads fdsakjsadf w crlty fd 'as fdlkjfadjsf lkadsfjlkafjd ds fpisss psisps sisispssd cufck tish sipi fuckface i hate you its is your job fjalkducker
#177412 54 Wed Oct 26 23:51:00 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
>>im not listening, nyaahh nyaah nyaah
#177438 54 Thu Oct 27 00:43:53 1994 Prick
hmmm hmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmm
#177439 54 Thu Oct 27 00:43:57 1994 Prick
hmmmmm
#177440 54 Thu Oct 27 00:44:01 1994 Prick
hmmmmm
#177441 54 Thu Oct 27 00:44:06 1994 Prick
FUCK hmmmm
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