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Joan Vermin
>eat my pencil
>attempt to contact shane through telepathy
john hinkley
>>you laugh
>>you eat pencil
>>you attempt to contact shane
shane
send telepathic messages to sunday that make her giggle for a very long time giving her really terrible stomach spasms and putting her out of commission for the rest of the game
Joan Vermin
great. thanks.
shane
scratch that, make her vomit uncontrollably instead
shane
and fine, let her keep playing the oh-so-fun game
john hinkley
>>sunday vomits uncontrollably
>>shanes chances of living dropped to 1 in 2 from 99 in 100.
>>you take some acid
>>you wake up
>>you are attacked from all flanks
Phil
>>save the day and KILL THAT FUKER DANGER
Joan Vermin
no
>kill myself
john hinkley
>>you cant KILL THAT FUKER DANGER
>>he is not here.
>>would you like to locate THAT FUKER DANGER?
>>okay you kill yourself is it fun im really interested to know
what its like.
Joan Vermin
> i see my relatives. they give me lots of beer and say "there is no heaven or hell. if you like we can let you go back, but please, try some of our home brew... god makes some bitchin' shit in his spare time."
so i drink some of it and it doesnt make me gag, but boy does it burn going down. and after a few minutes i say "this is real nice.. but i got friends back on earth that i love alot. good beer by the way."
and they say "alright. be careful.. thats not reagular beer. see you in a lifetime!"
and i hit earth again, on a trip like no other. a million hits of acid brewed that beer.
shane
oh yeah well i meet a band of little trolls who look like the guys in the brown hooded robes with the red eyes on star wars and they say "eat our muffins" and i eat their muffins and they say "those were acid muffins! you just ate twenty-seven billion hits of acid"
and i say
"mmm, i'm in the lead again"
Phil
i get whereever it is i go and there's nothing, no people, anythinbg, EXCEPT 100 quintzillion hits of acid which i drop and then *I* drop, right back into the game. f;aoeijajerbnn ewjfuif oihfa...afwoihj;.
john hinkley
im dead and im not looking back not even wondering
shane
i find a gigantic piece of paper on the ground it is labelled "infinite acid hhit" and i eat it and i now have infinite supply of lsd in me so i win
and i choose to use my "guaranteed un-bunk" card here
Joan Vermin
i find the same one and um, plus two from school.
Phil
>Shane is now permafried to the poinmt where he can't function well enough to find more acid. he loses.
john hinkley
>colin changes the rules so effectively that he wins, everybody
else dies, he is eternally content, has free acid forever with
no worry about cops or bunk hits, and he changes them so effe-
ctively that nobody else can change them. sorry you are all d
ead.
shane
shane challenges the reality of death and changes the rules to state that there are no winners nor can there be but he made this rule so that at least makes it so he's a little cooler than the other twit type things
Joan Vermin
>inform all i am sad shane always wins everyrhing
shane
if only you knew.
i'm winning all of the other games too, i'm just performing all actions secretly
Spur
say, neat
john hinkley
>>FROM SYSTEM>>rules can not be changed. they have been effectively
and permantly altered by john hinkley. you can not
change the rules nor is there even a minute shimmer
of a chance that you may win. the circumstance may be
unfortuante but maybe there is something to learn from
being the loser in the present situation.
>>from jhinkley>>maybe its a reversal of roles
john hinkley
>>from system>>okay john hinkley doesnt win he sucks
>>he is dead
>>there is a ton of acid here, you are swimming in a
sea of liquid acid and oh wow your cock is fifteen million
miles long and there is a naked cow in front of you wearing
a bikini so its not quite so naked and now all of the sudden
its not a cow its a beautiful person you are attracted to
(at least you think so). you say hi lets fuck. the person
says mooo.
Joan Vermin
stop it youre turning m,e 0n
john hinkley
>>okay you fuck the cow or the person nevermind myu
creativity goes unrewarded
Spur
dont i know it, ten times better than you, hint hint
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