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#168105 53 Mon Oct 3 16:11:18 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
>eat my pencil >attempt to contact shane through telepathy
#168187 53 Mon Oct 3 21:41:41 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>you laugh >>you eat pencil >>you attempt to contact shane
#168215 53 Tue Oct 4 00:04:00 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
send telepathic messages to sunday that make her giggle for a very long time giving her really terrible stomach spasms and putting her out of commission for the rest of the game
#168260 53 Tue Oct 4 09:04:56 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
great. thanks.
#168280 53 Tue Oct 4 21:39:08 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
scratch that, make her vomit uncontrollably instead
#168281 53 Tue Oct 4 21:39:25 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
and fine, let her keep playing the oh-so-fun game
#168318 53 Tue Oct 4 22:38:34 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>sunday vomits uncontrollably >>shanes chances of living dropped to 1 in 2 from 99 in 100. >>you take some acid >>you wake up >>you are attacked from all flanks
#168366 53 Wed Oct 5 06:10:50 1994 [es geht] Phil [mir SCHLECT]
>>save the day and KILL THAT FUKER DANGER
#168699 53 Wed Oct 5 17:13:09 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
no >kill myself
#168762 53 Wed Oct 5 21:22:12 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>you cant KILL THAT FUKER DANGER >>he is not here. >>would you like to locate THAT FUKER DANGER? >>okay you kill yourself is it fun im really interested to know what its like.
#169149 53 Thu Oct 6 17:43:32 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
> i see my relatives. they give me lots of beer and say "there is no heaven or hell. if you like we can let you go back, but please, try some of our home brew... god makes some bitchin' shit in his spare time." so i drink some of it and it doesnt make me gag, but boy does it burn going down. and after a few minutes i say "this is real nice.. but i got friends back on earth that i love alot. good beer by the way." and they say "alright. be careful.. thats not reagular beer. see you in a lifetime!" and i hit earth again, on a trip like no other. a million hits of acid brewed that beer.
#169204 53 Fri Oct 7 02:04:34 1994 [i don't] shane [have time to die]
oh yeah well i meet a band of little trolls who look like the guys in the brown hooded robes with the red eyes on star wars and they say "eat our muffins" and i eat their muffins and they say "those were acid muffins! you just ate twenty-seven billion hits of acid" and i say "mmm, i'm in the lead again"
#169467 53 Fri Oct 7 15:45:42 1994 [don't struggle like that] Phil [I will only love you more]
i get whereever it is i go and there's nothing, no people, anythinbg, EXCEPT 100 quintzillion hits of acid which i drop and then *I* drop, right back into the game. f;aoeijajerbnn ewjfuif oihfa...afwoihj;.
#169731 53 Fri Oct 7 23:55:24 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
im dead and im not looking back not even wondering
#169738 53 Sat Oct 8 00:41:27 1994 [i don't] shane [have time to die]
i find a gigantic piece of paper on the ground it is labelled "infinite acid hhit" and i eat it and i now have infinite supply of lsd in me so i win and i choose to use my "guaranteed un-bunk" card here
#169771 53 Sat Oct 8 11:32:31 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
i find the same one and um, plus two from school.
#169801 53 Sun Oct 9 09:23:19 1994 [don't struggle like that] Phil [I will only love you more]
>Shane is now permafried to the poinmt where he can't function well enough to find more acid. he loses.
#169837 53 Sun Oct 9 17:36:01 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>colin changes the rules so effectively that he wins, everybody else dies, he is eternally content, has free acid forever with no worry about cops or bunk hits, and he changes them so effe- ctively that nobody else can change them. sorry you are all d ead.
#169861 53 Sun Oct 9 19:00:05 1994 [i don't] shane [have time to die]
shane challenges the reality of death and changes the rules to state that there are no winners nor can there be but he made this rule so that at least makes it so he's a little cooler than the other twit type things
#170429 53 Mon Oct 10 21:59:03 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
>inform all i am sad shane always wins everyrhing
#170460 53 Tue Oct 11 13:15:53 1994 [seashells, driftwood] shane [and burlap]
if only you knew. i'm winning all of the other games too, i'm just performing all actions secretly
#170796 53 Tue Oct 11 21:56:55 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
say, neat
#170848 53 Wed Oct 12 19:07:26 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
>>FROM SYSTEM>>rules can not be changed. they have been effectively and permantly altered by john hinkley. you can not change the rules nor is there even a minute shimmer of a chance that you may win. the circumstance may be unfortuante but maybe there is something to learn from being the loser in the present situation. >>from jhinkley>>maybe its a reversal of roles
#176022 53 Tue Oct 25 21:00:21 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
>>from system>>okay john hinkley doesnt win he sucks >>he is dead >>there is a ton of acid here, you are swimming in a sea of liquid acid and oh wow your cock is fifteen million miles long and there is a naked cow in front of you wearing a bikini so its not quite so naked and now all of the sudden its not a cow its a beautiful person you are attracted to (at least you think so). you say hi lets fuck. the person says mooo.
#177351 53 Wed Oct 26 16:11:08 1994 [information] Joan Vermin [shmyway]
stop it youre turning m,e 0n
#177389 53 Wed Oct 26 22:19:40 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
>>okay you fuck the cow or the person nevermind myu creativity goes unrewarded
#177413 53 Wed Oct 26 23:51:33 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
dont i know it, ten times better than you, hint hint
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