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Black Wolf
yes you called? ;)
Bookworm
I hashn't been hare all thish tiem. I alsho go to Rat'sh Barr for thoshe help yowrshelf hoursh. Itsh funn.....(thump!)
Megamol
thanks Monty, now I can squish stuff between my toes again.. What would I do without friends. As far as removing anything else well............
Black Wolf
hehe
Torch Song
Barkeep -- give Megamol a Panty-Dropper, too!
Megamol
a Panty Dropper?????after having my shoelaces cut now you wanna give me a Panty Dropper too?????? hmm....Someone better pick up Bookworm, well, maybe not, he looks kinda cute laying there hugging the bar stool. Anyway I give up, what's in a Panty Dropper???
MontyL
Thanks for the help, TS! (evil cackling laughter) }:>
Becky
Becky asks once again "Can I please get a coke?"
Megamol
You missed out on your chance Monty.....you should've come to Sea town with the rest of them.........no hot tub at this gathering, but there was a swimming pool and now we know why they call him Fuzzy Wuzzy *smile*
Black Wolf
Sneaking up behind Bookworm, Black Wolf disarms him and throws the shotgun across the room. Then very quickly ties Bookworm up with zippy tie wraps and places him at the bar with a cup of coffee and a straw for his own safety..
"You'll thank me for this someday" Black Wolf says as he saunters off after Megamol swinging a pair of handcuffs.
Bookworm
Jusht tryingg to pulls myshelf up two get my drinck Megamol. I fergot to bringgs it wif me.
Megamol
here Booky....just put your head down on my lap for a while and relax and it'll be ok soon. I'll get someone to bring you your drink.....*looks around* hey someone, where's that coffee at?????
Bookworm
Wish I'd known when it was. I might have been able to make it.
Howsh aboot anosher drinck? I'm gettan to shober.
FuzzyWuzzy
Megamol > I'll have to bring MontyL down the next time we decide to show up in Seattle. <snicker>
Megamol
I still wanna know what's in a panty dropper.......... Sorry Bkwrm, no more drinks for you for now...Here's some coffee.....now Bkwrm it's not nice to throw cups of coffee at people just cause you'd rather have another drink. Hey Wolfie, Fuzz dude, you guys wanna give me a hand with Bkwrm??? I think we need to put him somewhere he can't hurt himself or us....... Hmm, what's behind that door over there, maybe somewhere he could lay down for a while??? Let's just open it up and take a peek *she opens the door and disappears leaving only the sound of hysterical giggles behind*....
Bookworm
(settling in to Megamol's lap) Eiy donts wansh coffees. Wansh anosher drinck. Wansh to shtay drunkk ash poshiblible. 'hic
Ruwenda
I get to come too Fuzzy!
MontyL
The dirty rotten scoundrel told me about the trip last night... Grrr!!!
(pours some ice water on Bookworm, out of meanness, then jumps over the bar, looking for the Everclear)
The weekend is over, and I didn't get to do _one darn thing_ that _I_ wanted to do... Sheesh.
(kicks Bookworm, snarls at FuzzyWuzzy, and stomps off to the tub)
Bookworm
Reaching behind the bar Bookwoem comes up with a bottle of JD in one hand and a shotgun loaded with rock salt in the other. Taking as careful an aim as possible Monty gets both loads in the butt. Reloading the shotgun Bookworm takes a swig of JD and sits down with the shotgun across his lap.
Megamol
*Megamol comes back out of the door* Well, that's no good, all that is is a storage cupboard for glasses and stuff. Hey, Monty, that's not very nice to be doing stuff like that to poor Bookworm.......He didn't get to go to the party either ya know.......Booky, where'd that drink come from? I don't really think you need it............BTW WHATS IN A PANTY DROPPER????
JayDee
chill, MontyL
there is always next time
Megamol
Oh my!!!!!
Megamol
OH NOooooooooo.......
Lady Godiva
Godiva procedes to slip Valium in everyone's drink & tells em to Chill Out!!
Torch Song
Sorry, Megamol -- been a bit distracted over here.
Panty Dropper: Tall glass, ice cubes, equal parts sloe gin and Kahlua, fill glass with half-n-half. A *very* grown-up milkshake! };>
JayDee
I'm sorry, Lady Godiva, but I will have atypical reactions to your Mickey
ones you just might find rather, uh, interesting...
Torch Song
Poor MontyL... need a backrub, pal? <snicker>
Bookworm
Bookworm slides the knife out of his sleeve and cuts the ties. Wandering over he asks Megamol how she liked the harem girls room. Walking up behind Black Wolf he dumps the pot of coffee over his head and asks him why he doesn't drink it if it's so great. Wandering back over to the bar he picks up his backpack and pulls out a bottle of Everclear and a sawed of shot-gun and takes a seat with his back against the bar. And takes a looonnngg pull on the bottle.
LA REINE
i want to know who these people are that are going to seattle and not taking me. >pout<
FuzzyWuzzy
;X
ZooKeeper
Hey, SIS! not fair, put me on the train and snatch my drink... sheesh! some people...
BarKeep! Another Panty Dropper please, mine vanished even more thoroughly than my temporary vanish this weekend... and I didn't enjoy the drink near so much as the weekend... <sigh>
Megamol
Whooee!!!!I'll definately have to check one of those Panty Droppers out sometime....
MontyL
I must, TS...
(ooch, ouch)
Guess that'll teach _me_ to get in a bad mood...
Anyone for a salt-water Hot Tub???? (gingerly rubbing backside)
Torch Song
MontyL, I said "back" not "backside" !
Now *I* need another drink... a biiiiiig one!
Megamol
Was that what that rooms used for???Hmm...must have some type of secret panel to make it just look like a storage cupboard......Now Bookey, let's be reasonable.....I'll tell you what....just let me have the gun and I'll let you keep the bottle (at the rate he's going he should be completely passed out pretty soon and we can deal with him then.......)
JayDee
booze will make you stupid
and, it is toxic
smoke dope
it's better
ZooKeeper
TS -- I think those were sorta unrelated thoughts...
Monty -- depends on the salinity level...
would someone mind getting me a b-52 while I rub on Monty's back for a while? <rub rub rub rub rub relax a bit Monty! rub rub rub>
Bookworm
Monty- Never disturb a drunken worm. It may turn on you. :)
Bookworm
Nope Megamol! Isle jush keep booth. I don'ts trusht Monty.
ZooKeeper
Good luck Meg... I haven't had any luck getting stuff away from him since he was just little... but maybe if you have the right bribe you could work out a deal with him...
Megamol
Bribe? hmmmm...... Hey Bookworm, how'd you like to go visit the harem girls??? I can get you inside, but they don't allow guns.....
MontyL
(purring, and melting into the tub, under the divine hands of Zookie)
GLUB!
ZooKeeper
hey! back up here Monty, I don't do the world's best underwater backrub...
<<slosh>> MUCH better! <<rubbing back some more...>>
Torch Song
TS runs over and quickly pulls MontyL's head back above water...
Monty, you really should control that melt...
Bookworm
Eyes the ones sho bringed em. Don't haves to woorry aboot sheeing 'em.
Lady Godiva
Ack I'm sick can I get a Hot Buttered Rum & one extra spicy Bloody Mary
szNeonx
Same here, sick also.
dragon
I need a drink!!!!!!!!!!
Megamol
But Bookey, they miss you!!!
ZooKeeper
make that one more hot buttered rum please? need to warm my chest through...
>>hack, cough, gag, gasp<<
MontyL
"control that melt"???
<snicker>
Hey, Bookworm. You done with that bottle yet? (it'd be nice to be able to get to the bar without getting what's left of my butt shot off...)
Bookworm
shcuse me whilst I go replenish my stash. I don' wanna get sik liek all of youse.
Bookworm
Shure they doo. Hmph, I ain't goan to falll for that....(thump! Darn rugs.)
(staggering out the door on the way to the store)
Torch Song
I'll get you a drink, MontyL -- whaddya want?
<carefully avoiding elaborating on the melt comment...>
Megamol
ok folks, Bookworm just left, what do you think??? Should we lock him out until he sobers up, or perhaps, make a trap over the door to capture him???
ZooKeeper
aww... but sis! melt was the whole idea! :< darn.
s'okay Monty, bw's gone for a while, had to refill his backpack. should be kinda quiet for a little while... but just you stay where you are and let sis get you that drink, I'll keep working the knots outta your back.
damn! what'd you do, you got knots like a fisherman's! sheesh...
<rubrubrubrubrubrubrub>
Lady Godiva
No everyone has a right to get as plastered as they want to in relative safety & I can't think of a safer place than Jack's bar
Megamol
true Lady G., but this has been going on for days and he hasn't eaten or slept either!!!!
Bookworm
(coming back into the bar with a ghostly white face) Would somebady please call the padded wagon for me? I was walking to the liqour store and ran into myself coming out of another bar. You want to talk about a sobering experience. I think I need to go back home to my nice safe asylum.
GB
I'm just wondering something... (going back to an unfinished converstion like a 100 messages back)...
Do the females on boards care that guys are always slobbering all over them or is it pleasant?
ZooKeeper
I think we oughta just guide him to a nice, safe stool in the corner and let him mutter to himself where no one will bother him and he can't bother us (well, aside from an occasional comment shouted across the bar...)
MontyL
okey doke... Mmmmmmmmmmm........
MGD, and a stiff 7&7. Maybe two of each.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Lady Godiva
As one of the few females on a board I don't notice it a lot.
ZooKeeper
bw!!!! <rofdl>
Molly -- would you mind calling him a cab?
<<you're a cab!>>
umm, err... calling a cab for him? };>
John
The skanky females rather enjoy it.
Megamol
i knew this would happen.....ok bookey, one cab coming up...
JayDee
and just who are the skanky females?
I want to see a non-Spymaster influenced list
produce the list now
dork
Torch Song
Didn't say I'd given up on the {melt}, sis...
just *not* gonna elaborate on the statement!
(wrong room, ya know...snicker)
Bookworm
I'd rather have my nice safe padded truck ZK.
John
The skanky females are the ones who appreciate the attention from the skanky males. Didn't I say that already?
JayDee
sometimes the skanky males run into what they think is a fool woman
they run their skank scat-number on them
they think they got-over, even as they are led to the joint
love letters go back-n-forth for years; Bubba is cruel-user...
skanky-dude gets outta the joint, and thinks it's cool with the woman
and gets the low-down skinny when he is at their reunion party, thinkin'
she is gonna be wigglin' so fine with him, that eve...
finds out that she was the one responsible, using super-stealth and superior
know-how to put his narrow ass in the slam, in the first place
woah!
Megamol
John-no you didn't exactly say that...... Bookworm, we'd be glad to let you ride in the padded truck, but you're not exactly in any shape to be driving despite the sobering effects of what just happened...
Bookworm
Only if it is the padded variety Megamol. Maybe you would like to see the penthouse of my asylum? (suggestive tone) };>
GB
Oh all right.
I'll have another green dragon please...
Torch Song
Okay, Monty...sure, whatever you want...
Ummm, Sis? Don't put him to sleep, okay? I sure don't want to drink all that by myself!
LITTLE MERMAID
hey Bookie! I think you otta go for it ! and take Black Wolf with you!
I think he'd like it!!!!
Blubard
Psst. Meg. Don't worry about booky's gun. I pilferedd the shells from hiis backpack while he was too drunk to notice. There in my locker.
Megamol
oh boy BWrm I thought you'd never ask (giggle).
Bookworm
Aww. Why can't I drive? :)
Megamol
Come on now Bookworm, ZK and I have a nice taxi waiting for you outside....I don't think you realize how long you've been here in the bar and what all you've done.....
Bookworm
I was working my way around to it... };>
MontyL
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Torch Song
Oh, sorry, GB...just realized I forgot to answer your question.
Can't speak for all females on the boards, but...
<shrug> Being virtually "slobbered over" is better than a real-time ignore, y'know...
;>
Megamol
good job Blubard.....Ok Bookie, lets go now if Wolfie want to go too that's ok, but he doesn't have to...
GB
I suppose being slobbered over could be better than being ignored, but I can see it also being extremely annoying.
Bookworm
Blubard- You missed the ones in my pockets though. :)
Bookworm
Sure. He can just slip out of the hot tub and into the one in the back of the truck. :)
Megamol
Depends on the board, but a lot of what might seem like slobbering to someone that doesn't know the people involved is actually inside jokes or gentle teasing from people who have personally met..... :>
Lady Godiva
U learn to just ignore the dorks
Black Wolf
huh what?
oh I see.... trying to get rid of me all ready LM?
JayDee
oh...
that must be the tub in the mobile meth lab...
ZooKeeper
depends on who's doing the slobbering, and the context of said slobbering.
Monty -- careful there, you're exceeding the speed limit on social drinking... just take it easy...
sis -- if you do get left with a couple drinks, I doubt that you'd be drinking them *alone* ya know...
Molly -- have fun! ;>
GB
Yeah. I know a lot of it is just flirting between friends, or a couple, but I also know of just people who flirt, practically harass, women over the board...perhaps too serious a topic. Never mind.
um...
If I have another Green Dragon I'll pass out... hmm...
Lady Godiva
Hey how's it going I just got off the phone with my friend back east in Mass. for two hours man I don't want his phone bill.
Can I get a Flaming coffee
ZooKeeper
GB -- 'sokay! we tolerate serious questions as we're all kicking back and relaxing... what better time to ask?
a lot of what you see is just sparring/flirtatios bs'ing between friend (not as though some wouldn't prefer the real thing mind you) but yah, I nowhatyoumean about the harrassing of women across the bandwidths... not cool, and most have gotten properly blasted for said obnoxious behavior. any who haven't, steer them my way, I'd be more than happy to take care o' them properly... };>
Megamol
i need about a quadruple fripple dipple something or another...
MontyL
You would, too, eh Zookie? ;)
Not being sociable? Me? Sorry... I came in here flaming mad, and didn't want to start a fight with anyone else tonight.
Bookworm
I know he would like the hot tub. You want to join us LM? I have a well stocked bar back at the asylum. ;>
ZooKeeper
now you just settle back down, Monty -- you're gonna kink that back up again and I just got those muscles untied!
and yah, I would. don't believe me, ask Fuzzy, *he* don't want me mad....
<snicker>
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