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Bypass
Matter of fact, people, the nym was given to me. It was during a time when I lived with my parents, who did everything they could to keep me from getting online. With the help of a few ex PPS members, I was able to overcome the attempts at oppression. I commented that it was ridiculous that I had to bypass "security" in my own house, and my friend suggested that I take that as a nym. And the rest, as they say . . . >=9
For shame, JayDee, spreading those nasty rumors about Livia and I being sisters, let alone my being evile. I'll have to read new again to remember the other one. ;) Yes, folks, I am female, and I am the sysop of Sideband Alley. [named for the friend who named me. =) ] And right now, Ferndale is looking fairly attractive as a residence. Trouble: how to keep my Seattle phone number . . . ?
I've been busy and hyper-stressed with all the trouble of trying to get ready to move, and not having the means to do so, even though I've already given vacate notice. Bureaucracies. A pox on all of them!! [Hmm: Responsibility Pox. That sounds like a good one . . . ;) ] So now that my hands have been tied for the last several weeks, I finally take time to catch up on my board. Sorry for the long absence, and a Flirt back to Black Wolf. =) I'll be quiet for a while, so people don't get upset at me for talking too long.
I hope to get my car title on Oct. 3rd. Anyone want me to visit? >=9
Bypass
Ah, yes: the rumor from JayDee that I don't care. ["don't give a nug of kittyrocha"] I do care. I have just had other priorities until I got the impression that the bureaucrats couldn't care less if I had a place to live or not. :( Anyway, hello to The Dream Realm. Are we >really< netting with Texas? >=9
JayDee
no
you obviously haven't read war.txt
go to the Amber City Library and download a copy, if you really
want the low-down on the Texas nodes, but don't upload ANYTHING
and I heard from Livia that she was your evile twin
I have never caught Livia lying
I am just going on empirical data
but I doubt you will read war.txt
you never read defense.txt...
eol
Black Wolf
Hi Bypass nice to see you again.
FuzzyWuzzy
Bypass > You would be welcome up here anytime, it is alot better then Seattle. hehehehe
Froggie
Hiya Bypass.. Nice meeting you tonight!! Did you enjoy the bbq? =)
(Oh!! I posted, didn't I?)
Black Wolf
Ha see Bypass still luvs me...
<flirt with Bypass>
BK
ack.. i could not make it to the bbq... i found that working late on Friday night and having to work on Saturday kinda threw things off :(
Froggie
..Did you know about it? Wow! I was there.. you should have come and met Jeff! =)
Raistlin
Hi Froggie. Sorry I did not get to talk with you much at the bbq. Oh well maybe next time. Nice to run into you again Bypass.
Froggie
You were at the bbq? Did I meet you?
(sorry.. the introductions went so fast!! =)
Anyhow.. maybe next time!!
JayDee
yaa
I got hosed on this bbq
and I'm pissed about the cage
I even had dead cow meat...
I'll jack a car if I have to, next time
hmm...seems I have been thrown-in with Women who Steal and Work-on Cars
Bypass better hide her Chevy
Chiara and Nikki have a penchent for antique collectables...
grandma had Nikki's `65 Chevelle SS454 towed from The Rezz...the bitcH
yeah...a 454...
Lord Vader
Yes Bypass, you are netting with us in Tejas... War? Hmm... I'll have to make some flamers if it comers to war... ;)
Monica Traphagan
It's really Bypass! Nifty
JayDee
Yeah
and I was talking to her on the voicelink around 11:30, and I think I finally
got it thru her head that she has netted as far as Texas...and has a sister
in the DFW area, as-well, that she's love to hook-up with on Cit...
I'm more interested in finding a Cit in Austin to net with...
Bypass knows about that
that is another story...
another story...
JayDee
drop me off on Metric Blvd. in Austin...
Bypass
Yeah, my sister is stationed somewhere near Fort Worth, I think, or one of those other army forts in Texas. I'd love to get her some computer access so I could directly say hi. Speaking of which, Hello to Darth Vader and Monica. Wow!! Texas!! Tomorrow, New Zealand . . . >=9
Fuzzy: Grin! Black Wolf: [blowing kisses] :) JayDee: Okay, if you heard it directly from Livia, then I guess the cat's out of the bag. I'll dial National Enquirer this afternoon, and offer my exclusive interview. :) I would like a copy of the defense.txt.
Yes, folks, I got my car's tabs and title at approx. 9:30am the morn of Oct. 3rd. As soon as I am a licensed driver, and plunk down $$$ for insurance, I will be able to make mid-week visits to Ferndale, Vancouver, B.C., . . . Dallas? >=9 Maybe. Oh yes: my car is rigged with protective devices from MI6 Surplus, as some big-wig in the double-oh-something ranks got all the BEST stuff. ;) And I bare and bow my head for a moment's mourning for the 454 Chevelle SS. In the hands of a friend of mine, something like that could win trophys for the rest of its existence.
Lord Vader
Just FYI Bypass, I prefer Lord Vader. Ya' dig? :)
FuzzyWuzzy
Yeah call me when you go thru Ferndale next time, and I'll me you at Grant's Drive In!
Black Wolf
<blows kisses back at Bypass>
thanks dear, and I've been waiting for you in the shackle room.
Torch Song
Hi, Bypass!
(Ignore Fuzzy...he's harmless...I think...)
Kid Charlemagne
keep those b-cats ay-WAY from my Querida, Jaydee, lest my black baby start in to hollerin' and carrying on.... and speaking of MI6, i'm looking for a couple of parts to upgrade my burglar alarm. such as, a decent detonator. ":)
Blue Canary
I'm here, too!
FuzzyWuzzy
<snicker>
JayDee
are we all in?
the celebration may begin...
FuzzyWuzzy
Well I am here and waiting.
Mol
so am I...
Raistlin
I also.
Black Wolf
have a beer
darth puppy
otter scrubber lager
ha
never mind
cause you get to scrub the oily shit off one of the most playful members of the weasal family
Torch Song
Already had one, Wolfie, but thanks anyway.
Hey, Bypass! Nice meeting you & yours! :)
(*neat* people!)
Jon Nailor
Hello Bypass.
Black Wolf
Nice meeting you Bypass dear... <major flirts to Bypass>
and as long as I have a lap, you'll always have a place to sit.. ;)
MontyL
Sure... Rub it in, TS... }:>
golden spud
I thought SJ and CD were pretty cool. As well as everybody else.
Bypass
Black Wolf was quite the gentleman . . . running his hands all over . . . the coffee cup I'd given him!!! >=9 Yes, it was a neat party, despite the forgotten barbecue grill, but true to form, I improvised. Next, we'll have to grace a party at Ferndale, seeing as how you've deemed us worth your time, now for me to return the courtesy! Fuzzy, Torch, and their daughter Jaime (sp?) were neat, Jaime and Megan had a good time. [Did Jaime lose a 100% silk hair scrunchie here? Dark blue? I'm holding it for the owner.] Black Wolf was a great guy, and wasn't sure that I was me until I cracked an innuendo line. [whatta reference point!! ;) ] The other two were nice people, but I forgot their names!! The guy was mega-tired, and I felt for him, but couldn't do much. JayDee showed up, Straitjacket and EarthChylde showed up, and Grant was here. Did I get everybody?
I understand that Mostly Harmless has been taken down. Anyone with any info? I >>hope<< it hasn't gone away . . . I had promised I'd call back!!! :)
Bypass
I forgot to mention Megamol!!!! Sorry!!!
Black Wolf
Why thank you dear
ZooKeeper
I gotta get down there next time... didn't even know this was happening until I was on my way to the train... dammit dammit dammit... <sigh>
Hey Bypass -- let us know next time you come up thisaway, we can meet ya somewheres... I circuit BellyJam/Ferndale/Blaine/BirchBay regularly...
MontyL
Howdy, Bypass!
You sure you want to be seen up here with all us hicks and weirdos? (referring to Black Wolf and myself, of course...)
golden spud
Yes, I was tired. I'm always tired these days.
Torch Song
Hey! When/where did you get this room, MontyL?
Now I'm confused...again...
Bypass
I'll do that. Tell you what: if ex-husband doesn't show up this weekend to see my daughter, how about this weekend? I'll call Fuzzy and TS to set things up. Maybe we'll even take my car to give Grant a rest, and maybe I can get things fixed while I'm up there. Nah, it's party time, not fix-the-car time!!!! :)
I'll have to check my errand schedule and see. Also, you guys, find out any nice places to rent apartments on subsidized housing. I merely mentioned it to Grant and he just came apart, giddy about seeing me more often, during the week, every weekend without fail, etc. >=9 Pleasepleasepleaseplease check? :)
Black Wolf
Hmmm theres some really nice ones right here in Ferndale, I'll get back to you on it..
JayDee
the net gets thicker, eh?
ZooKeeper
Bypass -- sounds good to me! let me know...
FuzzyWuzzy
Bypass, you are welcome up here anytime you can make it. If you do show up here I can make some calls and have a few people come over.
ZooKeeper
fuzzy -- like me! :>
Bypass
Kinda like I did at my party, Fuzzy? ;) ZooKeeper: I KNOW!!! But I have to wait and see. Grant may not want to spend all of his weekend time driving!! =)
Bypass
And I >like< the bigger net!!! >=9
JayDee
yeah, well bigger nets mean bigger fish
security first...that is what Livia taught me
and it paid-off
har!
JayDee
this isn't the Flirt with Bypass room, you overheated animals...
fuzzy?
mmm?
mmm...
FuzzyWuzzy
Yeah Bypass, I am sure I could fill the house up really quick.
FuzzyWuzzy
JayDee?
hmmm..............
MontyL
Well, TS... from either SFA, TMM, or AHQ. But, the latest messies came from you @ TWV...
Ray
pardona moi, sucza, por favore, please sir, where is Ferndale?
Torch Song
Sure... <shrug> since the room is getting around and all...
Besides, I should have a place to say that Bypass is really cool, right?
JayDee
a little North from B'ham, I think...
Black Wolf
True but I try to flirt with Bypass no matter *what* the room is.. :)
Flirts to you love (Bypass)
JayDee
Bypass is a twit with a lame board
even Siggy knows that
I'm going to have to pump a gallon of rotted fish emulsion into her car
har har har
Blue Canary
Hmm... perhaps we *SHOULD* get a Flirt with Bypass room up. Then we can but intellegent conversation to Bypass in here.
Jon Nailor
I like the idea of a Flirt With Bypass Room.
FRuG
so am I.
ZooKeeper
FernBurg is indeedy just a bit North of BellyJam.
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