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#20344 49 Wed Jan 20 09:09:12 1993 Livia @ So I'm Lazy, Seattle, US/WA/King
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#20345 49 Thu Jan 21 16:14:31 1993 JayDee @ The Grand Illusion, seattle, us/wa/king
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#20044 49 Sat Jan 23 17:31:09 1993 [Just call me] Hooded Menace [Mr. Jack In The Box Victim.]
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#21639 49 Mon Jan 25 17:47:16 1993 [Just call me] Hooded Menace [Mr. Jack In The Box Victim.]
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#22513 49 Mon Jan 25 18:47:03 1993 Carnivore @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#22514 49 Mon Jan 25 20:57:19 1993 [I'm geek] VIOLENTPINKPHENOMENON [and I'm proud.] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#22515 49 Tue Jan 26 18:06:50 1993 Dark Nun @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
I did?
#22516 49 Tue Jan 26 20:33:14 1993 Carnivore @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#22517 49 Wed Jan 27 13:40:25 1993 Dark Nun @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#23034 49 Thu Jan 28 13:43:52 1993 [No bigger] Stimpy [than the universe itself.] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#22661 49 Thu Jan 28 16:59:21 1993 [Just call me] Hooded Menace [Mr. Jack In The Box Victim.]
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#23502 49 Thu Jan 28 17:37:26 1993 Aquarius [is a bum] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#23503 49 Fri Jan 29 01:02:58 1993 Carnivore @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#23789 49 Fri Jan 29 08:52:29 1993 [No bigger] Stimpy [than the universe itself.] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#23790 49 Fri Jan 29 22:54:09 1993 [Sport the war, war support] Archon [the final swing is not a drill] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
ugh. :)
#23151 49 Sat Jan 30 19:53:22 1993 Steel Viper
I liked sStimpy's joke. Laughed my head off for a half hour, easy.[
#23180 49 Sat Jan 30 21:02:55 1993 [Just call me] Hooded Menace [Mr. Jack In The Box Victim.]
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#23672 49 Sun Jan 31 12:41:25 1993 [Just call me] Hooded Menace [Mr. Jack In The Box Victim.]
Carnivore>>ouch.
#24197 49 Sun Jan 31 12:46:25 1993 [Now presenting] Kaptain K Mart [Everybody Wang Chung tonight.] @ The Blue Light Special, Beautiful Tacoma, USA/WA/Pierce
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#23839 49 Sun Jan 31 14:27:03 1993 [reverse the] Elu [charges, please]
hehehehehe
#24268 49 Mon Feb 1 21:45:26 1993 [kill me] shane [kill me]
oh fuck you
#24425 49 Tue Feb 2 14:40:33 1993 [Just call me] Hooded Menace [Mr. Jack In The Box Victim.]
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#26329 49 Sat Feb 6 15:46:42 1993 [everyone the] Shaman [begs you to call
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e847-4553] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#26330 49 Sat Feb 6 19:04:35 1993 PHANTOM @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#26331 49 Sat Feb 6 20:35:47 1993 [fondle] Archon [he loves it.] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#26332 49 Sat Feb 6 23:29:40 1993 [No bigger] Stimpy [than the universe itself.] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
Heheh
#26328 49 Sun Feb 7 13:39:51 1993 Aquarius [is a bum] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
hahha
#26333 49 Sun Feb 7 21:42:21 1993 [fondle] Archon [he loves it.] @ The Wind, Lakewood, WA
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#26736 49 Thu Feb 11 17:22:11 1993 [death] Hooded Menace [to titles/surnames.]
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#26816 49 Fri Feb 12 05:06:16 1993 [
0BOOOOOOOO] Elu [
0OOOOOOOOOOM]
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#27122 49 Fri Feb 12 07:34:53 1993 [No one at the venue] shane [may look Danzig in the eye.]
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#27260 49 Fri Feb 12 19:32:36 1993 [death] Hooded Menace [to titles/surnames.]
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#29318 49 Sat Feb 20 21:06:18 1993 [Take off] The Colster [hoser!]
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#29507 49 Sun Feb 21 13:35:38 1993 [
4This Ni's] Elu [
4For you!]
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#168513 56 Fri Sep 30 17:12:09 1994 Ruadh @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the noisiest sound in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries.
#168514 56 Sat Oct 1 09:16:52 1994 Lady Non Sequitur @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
Hehe, ruadh ... I like it.
#168347 56 Wed Oct 5 00:47:56 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
how many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dead baby?
#168348 56 Wed Oct 5 00:48:08 1994 [make love] Spur [not dogburger]
depends on how many times you shot it.
#169577 56 Wed Oct 5 19:20:23 1994 Ruadh @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
Heheh. thanks, LNS -- that's my dirtiest elephant joke, unfortunately. the others are all rather tame.
#169578 56 Wed Oct 5 20:23:21 1994 Lady Non Sequitur @ Outsider's, Takoma Park, MD, US/MD/MONTGOMERY
Tame elephants, or tame jokes?
#169929 56 Fri Oct 7 06:35:43 1994 Sue @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
For Halloween, I'm planning on going as a giant box of prunes. The rest of the year I'm going as a regular person. (snicker Saw that on a greeting card.) :)
#169875 56 Sun Oct 9 23:54:52 1994 [nothing is real] Spur [everything is permissible]
knock knock whos there interrupting serial killer interrupting serial kil-- stab
#169878 56 Mon Oct 10 00:17:29 1994 [seashells, driftwood] shane [and burlap]
oh fuck that "stab" bullshit that's just as bad as saying "hang up" when you do that stevie wonder song over the phone
#170431 56 Mon Oct 10 22:02:05 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
knock knock whos there? sue killer sue killer who? I WILL KILL SUE TOMARROW NIGHT AND EAT HER FACE OF BECAUSE SHE IS SHIT.
#170797 56 Tue Oct 11 21:58:08 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
how many interrupting phone prankers does it take to ch-- hang up.
#170886 56 Wed Oct 12 22:35:01 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
just one.... they'll screw anything!
#170918 56 Thu Oct 13 11:53:54 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
how do you kill a white elephant?
#170919 56 Thu Oct 13 11:54:13 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
squeeze its balls until it turns blue and then shoot it.
#170944 56 Thu Oct 13 20:45:22 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
thats a good one. i heard that on laffy taffy wrapper though, so it doesnt count
#170954 56 Thu Oct 13 21:14:54 1994 [be young have fun] Spur [drink pepsi]
how many dead babies does it take to screw a lightbulb into an elephant?
#170955 56 Thu Oct 13 21:15:16 1994 [be young have fun] Spur [drink pepsi]
i dunno, the police caught me before i had enough
#171009 56 Fri Oct 14 13:28:51 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
oh boy. you're one sick puppy.
#171024 56 Fri Oct 14 17:59:26 1994 [come to where] Spur [the flabber is]
nevermind, no joke this logon
#171827 56 Sat Oct 15 01:54:54 1994 Blue Mage @ The Asylum, Seattle, U.S.A.
Any bug, left uncorrected long enough, will eventually become a feature.
#171065 56 Sat Oct 15 12:48:50 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
how do you make a baby cry?
#171066 56 Sat Oct 15 12:49:05 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
well, first youve got to take your dick out of its mouth.
#172026 56 Sun Oct 16 13:32:34 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
how many blue mages does it take to make a joke?
#172027 56 Sun Oct 16 13:33:06 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
none, because they all have big hige dicks coming out of theikr mouths and they cant talk--and they havge no fingers because i cut them off.
#172585 56 Sun Oct 16 16:49:21 1994 Mina @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
Not funny. Sick, sick, SICK.
#172306 56 Sun Oct 16 23:42:28 1994 [come to where] Spur [the flabber is]
what the difference you so fuckiong dum
#172542 56 Mon Oct 17 00:01:26 1994 [This] Whippersnapper [is never whipped...] @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
Extremely not all right. This is the Jokes room. Humor, get it?
#172813 56 Mon Oct 17 03:28:45 1994 [The Homeless] Rabbit Killer [Gathers no moss] @
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What do women and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, You can walk on them for twenty years.
#172347 56 Mon Oct 17 15:49:30 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
shutup yuou are so fucking stupid i ahte yuou
#172917 56 Mon Oct 17 20:57:27 1994 Alpha Wolf @ Memory Alpha, Kent, U.S.A.
There once were three girls from Birmingham And this is the story concering 'em. They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the bishop who was confirming them. Now the bishop was nobody's fool; He'd gone to a great public school. So he lowered their britches And buggered those bitches With his eight-inch episcopal tool. But the last of the three, Betty Lou Remarked as the bishop withdrew, "The vicar was quicker, And slicker, and thicker, And three inches longer than you!"
#172616 56 Mon Oct 17 22:12:17 1994 [I want to go] Prick [to the hospital]
only fucknut idiots wouldn't see the humor in any of this
#172633 56 Mon Oct 17 23:28:31 1994 [quality brand] Spur [of the west]
whippersnapper and mina are off topic, i demand that they be banned from the room, they didnt say anything funny.
#172662 56 Tue Oct 18 01:35:26 1994 [I want to go] Prick [to the hospital]
preach it brother spur
#172663 56 Tue Oct 18 01:35:41 1994 [I want to go] Prick [to the hospital]
and then lake Pastor Prick take the podium
#173035 56 Tue Oct 18 21:46:42 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
thts really not funny at all, you are banned according tro me.
#173036 56 Tue Oct 18 21:47:16 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
mina: i get it. whatever you think is funny goes.. but what we think is funny doesnt matter? HELLO? are we being a little hypocrytical?
#173057 56 Tue Oct 18 22:37:52 1994 [only drowning men] Prick [can see me]
so this guy walks into a bar he orders a coke the bartender says "what are you, a teatotaller?" and the guy says "no man, i just like coke"
#175181 56 Wed Oct 19 00:52:29 1994 Alpha Wolf @ The Raft, Seattle, WA, US
and bugger the devil...
#173077 56 Wed Oct 19 01:02:51 1994 [quality brand] Spur [of the west]
how do you shoot a dead baby wait until it rots and then shoot it with a rotting dead baby gun
#177109 56 Wed Oct 19 08:11:53 1994 [Why not] Skip Towne [this weekend?] @ HeLL, Pullman, US/WA/Whitman
Jack was sitting in a bar, staring at his reflection in a mug of beer, when his good friend Mike came along. "You look down, Jack. What's wrong?" "My wife just ran away with my best friend." "What are you talking about? I'm your best friend!" "Not anymore."
#173102 56 Wed Oct 19 16:46:59 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
jeesus, i should marry you just for your jokes.
#177259 56 Thu Oct 20 01:10:17 1994 [consciousness] BK [dripping from your eyes] @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
wow. you guys are a joke.
#176961 56 Sun Oct 23 22:56:58 1994 [In the jungl the mighty jungl] Black Wolf [sleeps tonight..] @ The Wolf Den, Bellingham, US/WA/Whatcom
hehehe
#177352 56 Wed Oct 26 16:11:47 1994 [information] Joan Vermin [shmyway]
oh boy. that was a riot. real twist of fate. left me breathless
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