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#174979 54 Fri Oct 7 11:22:36 1994 [Red roses, white wine] Bypass [Black candles] @ Bypass' Sideband Alley, Autonomous Zone, Tukwila
Blaster, you poor soul, I didn't buy it from a girl, it was an engagement present from my fiance, the heir to the Lamborghini "empire". We intend to be very happy. He wants a Love Child on the way before the nuptials, and I wanted to wait. Damn. Should-a read the fine print >before< signing that P.N.A.!!!! :( Ah, well, the car should make up for it. >=9
#174980 54 Mon Oct 10 23:24:12 1994 [Freeman] Blaster @ Bypass' Sideband Alley, Autonomous Zone, Tukwila
Oh dear. You were not told about "him?" were you. There have been recent sightings of "him?" with bodybuilders on dates. Male bodybuilders whose date was dressed in dresses or spandex. Sorry.
#174981 54 Sun Oct 16 17:13:28 1994 Mina @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
Gary Larson is not going to do any more FAR SIDE cartoons starting January.
#174982 54 Tue Oct 18 10:51:33 1994 [Hi, Ho, CPU! it's...] The Lone Hacker [awaaaaayyyyyyy!] @ Bypass' Sideband Alley, Autonomous Zone, Tukwila
On the other hand, Jason Foxtrot has been approached to take over the Far Side "dynasty"...
#174983 54 Tue Oct 18 14:52:54 1994 The Wanderer @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
Doom ][ have several secret levels? Wow, cool.
#174984 54 Tue Oct 18 14:53:04 1994 The Wanderer @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
er, HAS, that is
#174985 54 Tue Oct 18 20:36:17 1994 [No More Words] ZooKeeper [No More Promises...] @ The Zoo, Bellingham, USA/WA/WHATCOM
aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! no! no! I'll eat my broccoli, I'll eat my spinach, I'll even stop swearing! Anything but that!
#174986 54 Fri Oct 21 00:04:17 1994 [Red roses, white wine] Bypass [Black candles] @ Bypass' Sideband Alley, Autonomous Zone, Tukwila
Blaster, dear, why do you think I accepted the engagement??? >=9 And your bill is in the mail. I have to keep up my image as the power-hungry hypocrite!!
#177641 54 Sat Oct 22 19:33:39 1994 The Wanderer @ Blind Man's Bluff, Kirkland, WA, USA
What? Secret levels? I think that'd be cool. Still a damn rumor- I've never even seen the game. (Doom ][, that is.)
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