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#168068 50 Mon Oct 3 01:25:11 1994 Twoflower
i was the world's greatest slacker for a year and a quarter even lived outside my parent's house held 2 real jobs, one for a week, one part time for 2 months. it was awesome, if not real comfortable.
#168146 50 Mon Oct 3 21:11:30 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
fuck man, you're making me look bad here. making me look like an overachiever with goals. all i want is a place of my own, a hand to hold, a breeze to shoot, a friend to call, and a parttime job that pays enough so i can go out every night and drink three heinkens and eat a hamburger. that and a contract with elektra.
#168147 50 Mon Oct 3 21:11:56 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
Will I ever get any of it?
#168204 50 Mon Oct 3 23:52:02 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
you'll get all of it and that's the sad part
#168205 50 Mon Oct 3 23:53:02 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
they say you never get what you want but thats fucked, you do get what you want. you get exactly what you want and then you tell yourself that wasnt what you wanted because you find out that youre more fucked up than before and you just feel like a fool for it.
#168254 50 Tue Oct 4 08:58:05 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
shane is my hero.
#168273 50 Tue Oct 4 21:33:19 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
more people should say that
#168274 50 Tue Oct 4 21:33:29 1994 [you must] shane [eat]
seeing as how i'm such a cool guy and all
#168305 50 Tue Oct 4 22:26:26 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
take a step out of yourself and turn around take a look at who youare its pretty scary so silly its revolting you're not much you'll do anything take a step outside the city and turn around take a look at what you are it looks revolting you're really nowhere so wasteful so foolish xxxxxx who said dont look back? dont believe them go for that crazy sounding restaurante cause they're gonna try to get behind you dont you let them do it you know what im talking about? you hear me talking? you hear me talking? its pretty scary to be so revolting take a step out of the country and turn around take a look at what you are its amazing take a good look youre no big deal youre so petty its a life take a step outside the planet and turn around and round take a look at what you are ITS PRETTY SCARY -turnaround by nirvana from incesticide-
#168732 50 Wed Oct 5 20:48:05 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
hey man you spelled my name wrong jesus christ get it right it starts with a K.. okay is your first name KEVIN? or maybe JOSH?
#168737 50 Wed Oct 5 20:54:48 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
ah so you are josh and not kevin. the whole time i couldve foudn out but it was too easy. i finally resorted to .SS...you shouldnt have given your real name.. that way i still wouldnt know for sure. well have fun, but i must tell you, and first let me apologize. but i am forced to kill you very soon. i will probably take your life on friday. fromr behind. unless you wear a turtelneck. that is because it is impossible to strange a person using a .046 guitar string if they are wearing a turtelneck. so better wear that turtelneck or the whole hour you will be in fear for your life.
#169172 50 Thu Oct 6 23:11:27 1994 Danger
i strange people with guitar strings all the time. even with turtlenecks.
#169711 50 Fri Oct 7 23:29:34 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
you are a complete liar fuckface, im a professional killer and you cand do it if they were turtlenecks. of course you are a figment of my imagination since you are an extra account of mine that i use to stir controversy, everybody knows that but ill never prove it cause youll never admit it will i?
#169744 50 Sat Oct 8 00:59:48 1994 Danger
you could strangLe a person with fucking pubic hair if a) it were long enough, and b) you were terribly bored enough. I don't know about STRANGING them though.
#169811 50 Sun Oct 9 16:00:08 1994 [Happy Happy Jo Jo] WHoKNoWS [the gimp boy]
fuck me fuck me...la la la um yeah thats me oh well but why you no kill me ? and who is kevin?
#169824 50 Sun Oct 9 17:22:30 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
isnt kevin the guy that sits next to you. i will kill yoiu in the middle of the test, but first i must KILL THAT FUKER DANGER
#170451 50 Tue Oct 11 09:40:26 1994 [Happy Happy Jo Jo] WHoKNoWS [the gimp boy]
um yes that is kevin now that i think about it...... gee i wuz going to check if he had a mail adress yet.......
#170472 50 Tue Oct 11 18:04:44 1994 [this drive for consistency] Spur [turns it all to mush]
shut up, i wonder if you know everyone cringes when you approach, the go oh my god its THAT guy, shit i wish hed shut up and leave me alone
#170783 50 Tue Oct 11 19:56:58 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
in my letter to zied "...she said soemthing like "whatever" which i promptly translated to "shut up, you lie." so i killed her.
#170821 50 Wed Oct 12 18:35:49 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
i got a 100 on my econ test the class is so easy its fun.
#170866 50 Wed Oct 12 21:17:42 1994 [Happy Happy Jo Jo] WHoKNoWS [the gimp boy]
and poor me with a 94....gee now if i had just remembered positive and normative......and looked losely at that frog question......... ohh big loss still an a...and considering normal for me is no better than a gee got me...... um i suck...YEA
#170876 50 Wed Oct 12 22:26:10 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
who are you? shut up.
#170877 50 Wed Oct 12 22:26:18 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
colkin is much better then you go away
#170921 50 Thu Oct 13 12:11:14 1994 [Happy Happy Jo Jo] WHoKNoWS [the gimp boy]
duh..... i knew that..... but i refuse to go away......
#170934 50 Thu Oct 13 20:37:58 1994 [to us, he is] Joan Vermin [very real]
god. you people makle me sickl
#171010 50 Fri Oct 14 14:03:26 1994 [Happy Happy Jo Jo] WHoKNoWS [the gimp boy]
hooray i made someone sick.........
#171011 50 Fri Oct 14 14:03:42 1994 [Happy Happy Jo Jo] WHoKNoWS [the gimp boy]
happy happy joy joy boingy boingy boingy boingy
#171054 50 Sat Oct 15 12:41:14 1994 [i like meat] Joan Vermin [a whole bunch]
thank you spur, for everything
#171995 50 Sat Oct 15 13:48:16 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
kill her gimp boy hit her hit her hit gimp boy yeah yeah huh huh uhhh huhu huhu hit her yeah yeahyeah.
#172021 50 Sun Oct 16 13:28:34 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
yes, well. dont you wishj you were tje presidemt now.
#172292 50 Sun Oct 16 23:09:45 1994 [come to where] Spur [the flabber is]
but especially for changing the name eh
#172339 50 Mon Oct 17 15:45:21 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
you be quiet.
#172998 50 Tue Oct 18 18:20:11 1994 [if i could id leave] john hinkley [im sorry]
know i am god. dont you see? hoe is dat kit in the bawk of der room?
#173025 50 Tue Oct 18 21:02:10 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
no, i dont
#173418 50 Wed Oct 19 19:41:50 1994 richie dagger [youre bored]
its because your name starts with a j
#174285 50 Fri Oct 21 17:42:47 1994 [come see the softer side] Joan Vermin [of my ass]
wrong/ is starts witj a c
#175108 50 Sat Oct 22 20:19:09 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
how do you know? have you seen my birth dertificalte?
#175895 50 Mon Oct 24 21:06:09 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
hah thats great. >Cannot find shanes brain.
#175896 50 Mon Oct 24 21:06:35 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
thats cause he doesnt have one STUPID COMPUTER! haha isnt that funny, huh shane?
#175917 50 Mon Oct 24 22:00:38 1994 [hear the rallying cry] Spur [death to the deaf]
cannot find dads pot
#175946 50 Tue Oct 25 00:34:59 1994 Prick
you will all stop talking
#175979 50 Tue Oct 25 18:26:03 1994 [fuck] Ana Ng [shit]
'you can put your weed in it!'
#176001 50 Tue Oct 25 20:38:27 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
thats why its called a bong, dude. whoa. cosmic. yeah huh hehehehehe.
#176042 50 Tue Oct 25 21:34:48 1994 Prick
yeah its an ancient indian artifact, it was discovered at the site of a burial grounds thought to be as much as two thousand years old!! and look here, you take off the bottom here and YOU CAN PUT YOUR WEED IN IT!!
#177337 50 Wed Oct 26 15:29:25 1994 [information] Joan Vermin [shmyway]
shoot/
#177368 50 Wed Oct 26 21:52:36 1994 john hinkley [youre bored]
fukinrockin man i wanna get one of those. i wanna write a book on how you can smoke pot out of everything including a penis.
#177397 50 Wed Oct 26 22:58:35 1994 [ill give you something] Spur [to bleed about]
i found a pot pipe on the street today, abandoned. it needs to be cleaned and it needs a net, other than that its in good shape, too bad i have no pot to smoke from it.
#177423 50 Thu Oct 27 00:19:32 1994 Prick
get a screen from a public bathroom and then go get amanda to buy you some pot
#177424 50 Thu Oct 27 00:20:04 1994 Prick
or something
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