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JayDee
cope, John
it is easy
John
In or around 1987, a network news reporter was beaten one night, and asked repeatedly, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" R.E.M.'s new song reminded me of this curious event, but I can't remember which news reporter it was.
Does anyone here remember the name?
JayDee
no
John
JayDee: Which question are you responding to?
JayDee
giving de-balled creatures erections, John
SkyWise
John> Don't use bleach, it will vaporize your hair. I'm not kidding.
John
JayDee: Could you explain why?
Today my roommate the dog, whose balls were removed three days ago, got what sure looks like an erection. Is there some difference here physiologically that someone could explain to me?
JayDee
I'll check it out when I get the chance
as far as eunuchs are concerned, research on that ain't gonna be easy
I understand that the fashion was abandoned a long time ago...
however, I think castration was used "recently" to control sex offenders
so there may be some data compiled on the subject concerning human subjects
as for dogs, ask a vet...
John
Were tanks used in the Irish Revolution?
John
Is there a non-pesticide way to drive off potato bugs who feel too welcome in my home?
OJ's Afro
My room has no bugs. nyah :)-
JayDee
John:
iguanas
SkyWise
I think I can help with the iguanas. As I recall, my aunt has about 322 of 'em she is finding homes for.
John
What do the O and J stand for in O.J. Simpson?
OJ's Afro
Orange Juice.
Little Nemo
Orenthal James Simpson.
John
I am still looking for sincere and substantiated answers to the following questions:
Can eunichs get erections?
Were tanks used in the Irish Revolution?
Is there a practical non-pesticide way to drive off potato bugs who feel too welcome in my home?
What do the O and J stand for in O.J. Simpson?
JayDee
I haven't delved into the eunich-thing yet, John
I'd suggest cats, esp. Siamese, for general small pest control
see me in a decade about acquisition of Siamese cats for large problems...
sooner, if I can find some that haven't been downsized...
OJ's Afro
Eunuchs, yes, but they don't.
But I can't substanitiate it other than it's what I've been told and it makes sense.
John
Orenthal? Oh, the poor boy.
John
Unfortunately, pets are not allowed in this house.
JayDee
pyrethrin-containing bug-spray, then
Little Nemo
I gave you the correct answer for OJ's name. John. I can't give you a source, however, because it's a fact I've known for years, since I was a little kid and actually liked football. (I don't care much about it now.) But, trust me, Orenthal James Simpson is his name.
John
I believe you, Ms. Nemo.
Honey
hello?
is anyone there?
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John
Did the whole world get the Black Plague, or just Europe? I don't understand why the whole world wouldn't get it eventually.
JayDee
there wasn't much traffic between Europe and America @ the time, John
some of the most interesting strategic biological warfare agents were
delivered to portions of the Native American population, with good results
ain't that just a kick?
Little Nemo
Well, I don't think we know if the New World got it. But it wasn't just Europe. It probably started in Mongolia and spread throughout Asia before it reached Europe via ports in Italy. I don't know about Africa, but considering how it ravaged the Mediterranean port cities I'm sure Africa took some heavy damage as well.
It was one hell of an epidemic. I've read a few books on it; it's just staggering.
John
In a song from her new album, Sinead O'Conner asserts that the Irish Potato Famine never happened. I find this more than a little unsettling, considering that my ancestors supposidly fled it.
Does anyone have an idea what she means by this?
JayDee: I didn't ask about smallpox. I asked about the Black Plague. Neither did I specify America.
Today at work I figured this much: The Plague is a bacteria, not a virus. Therefore, it can't spend much time away from a host without dying. Since death from the Plague takes only a few days (three or four), it's reasonable that it didn't escape a certain geographical region (a carrier won't make it far in four days, and who would carry their corpse any further?).
But I still have some questions. I have heard the Plague is preserved somewhere. Since Europeans were exposed to it, and since the survivors are immune, it's reasonable to believe that Europeans today would not be infected at high rates. But does this hold for people of other origins?
OJ's Afro
And now pneumonic plague is all the rage in India. Pneumonic plauge is worse than bubonic plague.
Black Plague isn't preserved anywhere, John. Or it may be, but it is still alive. Occasionally it still breaks out, even here.
Smallpox is preserved at a few sites around the world. There was debate a few years ago about whether to continue or just destroy it for all time.
Grendel
The Plague in India currently is PNEUMONIC so it is spread from person to person. The Black Death in Europe was BUBONIC. It was spread from fleas on rats. I would assume that places without a large rat population wouldn't suffer as bad. Urban areas were hit the worst. We still get a couple of plague cases a year in Utah and a few other areas with the right animals and conditions.
John, a lot of Irish like to pretend that anything that happened before the Potatoe Famine didn't really happen or isn't important. Perhaps that has something to do with it.
JayDee
maybe
John
Who invented Daylight Savings Time? Was it Benjamin Franklin?
OJ's Afro
Pneumonic Plague is carried by fleas also. Which is why the Indian government is dousing the area with flea powder.
John
From the air?
OJ's Afro
I don't know. I just read a news report describing white streets, they were white from having so much flea powder.
Penthesilea
Maybe we could send them some flea bombs. "no, they're FLEA bombs. REALLY."
John
Someone responded to the DST question in Topic Drift.
riktov
I'm pretty sure Franklin invented daylight savings time.
riktov
OK, so why _do_ we always look at the toilet paper after wiping?
John
I encourage you to make a new room for entry of "amusing" questions.
LA REINE
how do you make croutons?
golden spud
You cut a bunch of stale (but not moldy) bread up into little squares, and you put them on a cookie sheet and bake them at a low temperature for a long time, making sure they don't burn, but do turn crisp and enjoyable.
Lord Vader
Oj's Afro: I believe it is only held in two sites. The CDC in Atlanta (I think) and somewhere in Russia. And yes, they're debating (still?) whether or not to destroy it once and for all...
FRuG
oh, I give up LA REINE. Do you put toast in your mouth and make bite sized chunks?
LA REINE
and you know i did that, after dipping them in butter and spices and found them quite tasty.
JayDee
food preparation, preservation, and storage
duty now, for the future...
John
What is John Shannon's address in Bellevue?
John
Why do bees make honey? What function does it serve in their grand scheme of things?
Elisabeth Perrin
Same reason your body makes fat.
But is serves the whole hive, rather than just that bee. Remember, bees don't hibernate, but you don't see them in winter. Most of them die, those that live are busy keeping the queen warm with their own body heat and living off honey.
John
Quite a life it must be.
JayDee
a simple one...no undefined roles or overly-complex constructs to deal with
you live, work, and die
the cycle goes-on, with a beautiful simplicity...like the cycles of the Sun,
Moon, tides, and seasons...for millenia...
Blain Nelson
Bees have body heat?
Ozzie
Gee, I didn't know that either. Huh, the things you learn!
John
Some people watch their salt intake for health reasons. What are these health reasons? And since I drink a preposterous amount of water, does salt pose a health risk at all to me?
Torch Song
Well, John, all I know is that salt does nasty things to my blood pressure...
Elisabeth Perrin
Eat more salt.
Elisabeth Perrin
Every animal has body heat. Bees create body heat through movement. They keep the hive warm by continually moving, seemingly hyperactively. This is how most bees die during winter, overexertion.
Even cold blooded animals (lizards, snakes, fish) are warmer than their surroundings, just not much.
Blain Nelson
Hmm. I didn't know about that. Or maybe I just hadn't thought about it.
John -- my understanding is that eating too much salt makes the blood a bit dry, as it were, which is where the thirst part comes in. However, once you've added enough new water to bring the blood to the proper salinity, the increase in blood volume causes the blood pressure increase.
Spur
john knows the answers to at least quite a few (maybe all) of these questions, yet he asks them anyways. could this possibly be a test of some kind?
Spur
heres one i dont know about: why do things far away look smaller?
seriously now, dont take it for granted that they just do. any ideas?
Spur
heres another one i dont know about, this one i got from somebody else:
if you fasten a spring in its tightened position with a bond of a different material so that the spring has potential energy and then dissolve the spring with acid, what happens to the potential energy?
Prick
that's nuts. n-v-t-s nuts
Joan Vermin
your brother dies and you get in trouble
Black Wolf
um Blain..... *not*
Blain Nelson
not what?
MontyL
Try your hand at it, Black Wolf. I'm interested...
MontyL
I think he meant "not the drying effect on the blood". Guess he'll have to expand on that thought when next he gets to this room...
Ozzie
My condolences, Joan. :(
John
I know about Ms. O'Conner's potato famine "myth" now. The Irish, she asserts, were only llowed to eat potatoes. But there were many other crops grown in Ireland at the time. But the Irish weren't allowed to eat them; the English had them shipped across the water for their own consumption.
I don't know any more than this, or even that she is correct. But I'm curious now.
I still want John Shannon's home address in Bellevue.
Black Wolf
let me wake up first..
John
Hey, my message included an ANSI switch to black. I wonder why.
Torch Song
John -- gremlins, of course.
JayDee
he ought to get a recent build of Citadel+
then he might not have a problem with gremlins...
)woo(
MontyL
CTRL-A a, John. If you missed the shift key, it'd make sense...
John
Under which President did we first see order-of-quantity ingredient labelling?
Elisabeth Perrin
Teddy?
John
No, it couldn't be Teddy. I think it was in my lifetime.
Torch Song
Wild guess: LBJ?
John
Why do you think LBJ, Torch Song?
John
Is it known what became of the Children's Crusade? Were they lost at sea? Did their enemy show any mercy upon them?
Little Nemo
If I recall correctly -- the Children's Crusade had multiple fates, none of them good. Many died on the way. Many were sold into slavery; as soon as they reached the Mediterranean, the found themselves loaded on slave ships headed for Palestine. So some of them *did* reach the Holy Land, though not under the circumstances they'd hoped for. Some did make it home, I think, but very few.
The Pied Piper story is based on the Children's Crusade, vaguely.
Blain Nelson
John -- I thought they were all sold into slavery.
Torch Song
Not really sure, John, except that the LBJ era seemed about the right time for that type of regulatory add-on...maybe...
Megamol
interesting factiod LN.....thanks
john hinkley
i would guess LBJ
because his re-election campaign slogan
was
"VOTE LYNDON BAINE
FOR INGREDIENT LABELANG"
Prick
genius
Prick
acting!
Prick
genius!
Prick
thank you!
Prick
no! thank you!
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