LA REINE'S PALACE>
Lab Rat
Yeah but what did Mr. Gump save you from?
although that big dude in the leather did look at least harmless.
appearances can be deceiving however.
LA REINE
grrr. everytime i start to pull out of my evil glowering mood someone says/does something to shove me right back in again. >said whilst mentally stopming with great fervor<
LA REINE
okay quiz time: am i being too picky? my standards may be too high. perhaps this is my problem. little things like no smoking, heavy drinking, or drugs. i used to list no drinking period but then it became apparent that everyone but me drinks so i had to modify it. and the intelligence to carry on a conversation without cue cards. and please please please local because these long distance things are killing me and my bank account. alas. there are none to be found. damn damn damn damn. and now my thoughts are becoming disjointed in that fashion which means i'm about to create a bit of verbal spewage to add to my collection.
ans they still haven't deliverd my paper, dammit.
FRuG
Well, if you want we can spew bits of info down at Archers tavern. I'll get drinks and we'll have a merry ol' time.
LA REINE
urg. i had a rant but i've forgotten it. now i'm even forgetting my rants. something is very wrong.
LA REINE
let me tell you how much i'm enjoying this fine cuisine. things you can do with noodle-roni. just heat and serve. yumers. sigh. and look at that pot. there's enough for two but look around. there's just me. and my clutter. still haven't had time to recover from last weekend. and my parents think they're coming up on saturday but i'll be gone tomorrow evening hopefully if i can find anyone to accompany me to that outdoor concert thing+++
and damn that incoming call thing not even for me.sigh. another day another dead dream.
LA REINE
and someone explain to me why i keep hiting read <f>orward. and no inviting people to go drinking in my room dammit. that's the rule right after no talking about video games.
Lab Rat
lk;dasfsdalkjs
stop stop lr you're causing me physical pain.
oh and can you tell me why mary stark keeps sending me nasty email?
The Devil
I don't drink, or do drugs, only smoke cloves occasionally. I can hold the occasional intelligent conversation. I'm Okay in bed. And I dig chocolate. But I'm not local to B-ham. Do you love me anyway? Please?
LA REINE
liar -- you are better than just okay in bed.
LA REINE
ya'ever notice how when you're around a lot of happy people and then you go home and everything is so quiet. i almost wish someone would call me because then i would have someone to talk to. i swear i've given my phone number to every sentient being west of the mississippi. but to no avail. but enough of prudence's pity party. i need milk but i've done too much walking to day to toddle down to the store now. so it'll be a non-milk evening. he, i can bake chocolate chip cookies without milk. that's what i'll do to entertain myself.
Virus
I Drink, Do Drugs, And I Quit Smoking Cloves......
szNeonx
I am dead, my body just hasn't quit working yet.
Lejes
Haven't done drugs for awhile...don't drink...smoke American Spirits continuouly...(helps me stay sober)
Lab Rat
LR> I'm pretty sure at least three people in new york have your number too...
although you were sure happy to hear my voice.
FRuG
I say a handfull of us walk over to La Reine's house. Go to the grocery store and buy dinner stuff, go back to her house, and co-operatively make dinner and snacks together. Maybe watch a movie or two.
LA REINE
yeah but i get to talk to you all the time on the net, silly boy. ;) and who are these people in new york with my phone number? and first you have to figure out wher ei live, frug, altho if you want to watch any movies you'd better nake it fast as labrat will want his tv/vcr back eventually soonish.
Lab Rat
I didin't realize you qualified as a handful of people FRuG...
LA REINE
it's my room.if i want to call you aunt bertha i'm entitled.
Lab Rat
well as for talking on the net it had been like a week or more since I had heard your voice; sometimes that's nice too.
and would you stop calling me silly boy. only brent calls me that.
GorgonZolA SlinKy
or uncle norman
LA REINE
there was a particularly large beetleish creature in my kitchen this morning. this is beginning to be rather habitual. see leanne -- see leanne skip biology -- see leanne modem rather than eat breakfast -- see leanne hit herself over the head with a large brick.
Lab Rat
well if you call me sillyboy or aunt bertha or fuckface (uncle norman is okay I guess) I won't respond.
GB
good leanne!
LA REINE
>smack<
LA REINE
or even bob, but only if i'm riled. i think this lack of sleep condition suits me. i wonder if i could make croutons if i thought aboutit real hard and investigated the contents of my fridge.
GB
<rubbing face>
Ouch. I felt that.
Lab Rat
I'd be honored if you called me bob.
And you should really stop biting your nails. ;>
why haven't you been sleeping and going to biology?
LA REINE
major earth-shaking announcement: i have finally come to the realization that what everyone kept tellin gme was true -- i don't need a man to be happy. life is beautiful.
JayDee
finally
a clue (!)
GorgonZolA SlinKy
(she's come out of the closet)
GB
Cool... well... I guess I can go home now...
Virus
Bye Bye........
LA REINE
froot loops are the food of the gods.
Lab Rat
<throws hands up in air> HALLE-luja! Praise-a the deity(s)!
At last I can sleep.
GB
Froot Loops? argh... I don't have much of a sweet tooth actually...
LA REINE
froot loops are wonderful. get the right box and you too could have an aladdin color change spoon.
Bookworm
The spoon is the most important part. Right LR?
LA REINE
then you can give them to m!
Lab Rat
But what if we don't want an aladdin color change spoon or little disgusting loops of sugar-soaked wheat substitute?
GB
Hmm... I like umm.... pepsi... it is the beverage of gods...
Virus
All I Wanted Was A Pepsi, Just On Pepsi
!
LA REINE
of course. if you don't have the color change spoon then it's not worth it.
LA REINE
and she wouldn't give it to me!!!!!!!!
Virus
What Are You Tryin' To Say, I'm Crazy???จจจ!!!ญญญ
GB
I feel excluded.
ZooKeeper
geez, someone give Virus a Pepsi!
Megamol
Just get a box of Froot Loops GB and things will be o.k.
Yacko Warner
It smells like the food court at the mall in here,I'll trade you my color change spoon for a one way ticket out of this room.........
Endo
<ahem> uh... well um. I like sprite.
I'll be leaving now.
LA REINE
you know, i could arrange a mysterious demise for that lad.....
LA REINE
when i went to your schools, your churches....
Lab Rat
Mountain Dew. Anything else is just soda water.
what if we just have an intense urge to eat the magic aladdin color-change spoon and find that we do so? then what?
Torch Song
Ick...
Virus, you can have any P**si I find around here...ick...
Megamol
Don't ask Lab Rat, trust me you don't wanna know....
Virus
I Think Alot Of People Didn't Hear The Song I Was Posting The Lyrics To, But I Know LR Did, Because We Tortured Her With It....
LA REINE
if you can indeed eat the color change spoon, be my guest. i just bought another box of froot loops because i had a coupon but i don't know what color spoon i got since i haven't even finished the last box.
Jack Daniels
I'm not Crazy, you're the one that's crazy!
ZooKeeper
I don't know, lr -- what happened when you ate the copy card?
Rabbit Killer
You're driving me crazy...
LA REINE
i do have the repo man soundtrack, virus. i can torture myself any time i wish.
LA REINE
so, in the great almighty foo pyramid of nutrition -- can i count kool-aid as a fruit?
ZooKeeper
LR -- depends on the flavor, but sure, sounds good to me.
now why won't anyone understand that I did eat, I put milk in my coffee?
Solitaire
That's odd..
GorgonZolA SlinKy
LR: felt the same way for days.
LA REINE
i don't even understand what's being posted in my own room. how strange. went to se timothy leary speak today. not as impressive as i had hoped.
LITTLE MERMAID
what ever that was suposed to mean... I sure hope thats not some bad stuff sent to yuo LaReine! they would have to be well ...mmoooooooooooooooaaaahaahaha!!! (you know)!!!!>;-)
Virus
But LR's More Likely To Do It Then You....
GorgonZolA SlinKy
of course she is becasue I'm apathetic social loser
GorgonZolA SlinKy
LA REINE: let's have a patheti-thon
LA REINE
okay! but you have to come up here.
LA REINE
wow there are police outside. i wonder what's up. and last night at 2:25 am i got a request for a collect call and i couldn't understand who from so i said no.
Lilith
ok, ok, i get the message! i'll call already...
Megamol
So LA REINE, what was going on with the cops outside....don't leave us all in suspenders....
Lab Rat
Gorgy > how about a patheticon, and then we can all show up and just kind of mill around whining?
or is a patheticon a very small amphitheatre in rome?
<smack>
ow.
god that dj talks too much.
but then I say that every time he opens his mouth.
I wonder what that means.
GorgonZolA SlinKy
Lab Rat: intensly funny.
(the amphitheatre)
well...
ok...
Lab Rat
Without suspenders, what's left to snap?
Megamol
my temper and my mind could both snap about now... They're doing remodeling at work and were using some sort of gun thingy to put bolts into a cement wall. Sounded like a gun, used gunpowder charges so it stunk up the whole store, not to mention the ringing in my ears.........anything could snap...anything at all.
Bookworm
I think they took her away.
ZooKeeper
oh... {{Meg}}} that's awful!
Gahd, I can hear that up here! ouch... :> Hope they quit soon, like, before you use the gun on them? ;>
Megamol
Fortunately I don't work again til Friday and they should be done with that part by then....my ears are still really sensitive today though......
FRuG
*snap*
Bookworm
Now just what (or should I say who's) were you snapping Frug. :)
ZooKeeper
I know what you mean.
Gahd! mine are still ringing from having the street sweeper go by, and by, and by, and by...
LA REINE
wow i talked to strangers today and they didn't look at me like i had suddenly sprouted a second or possibly third head betwixt my shoulders.
ZooKeeper
yeah Frug -- was that temper or mind, and yours or Molly's?
LITTLE MERMAID
(ouch!)
= - 0
Bookworm
Nice feeling isn't it LR? Now if I could just manage that...
Solitaire
I tend not to talk to strangers, cause my mommy told me not too....hehe.
Bookworm
Then why are you talking to us Soli? We are definitely strange. :)
LA REINE
grump grump grump.
ZooKeeper
oh no, LM is imitating bw now! someone send her to the hugs, kisses, and tickle rooms in that order!
Solitaire
Well, you are... And the other BW is... and a few others, but there are some here that aren't.... a very few some though. I guess I never listened to my parents on those kindsa things anyways.
Bookworm
I didn't either. That's why I am here, (besides fitting in so well). :)
GB
well heck...
I'm not a social butterfly.
Now, I ain't sick er nothin', I don't tie myself up you know... You know, I just like tp spend a little time with myself is all...
hmm... Tom Waits.. I love Tom Waits...
Megamol
GB!!!!!! Making the scene with a magazine????? (I love Tom Waits too)
Puddleglum
I dont usuy talk to stranger because I'm so shy and all. Thats why.
Solitaire
That's another reason..
Bookworm
Right Puddle. We really belive that you never talk to us. :) After all we are all strange.
Solitaire
I'm not strange.
Bookworm
Then what are you doing here Soli?
Lab Rat
Oh get out of the room if you're not going to talk to LA REINE.
Hey, Queenie baby, you never post in here nae'meur.
GB
LA REINE, I love you. There.
um.
Yes, Tom Waits is a God. It's story time again kids... This is a story about Big Joe, and the Phantom 309...
Mary Stark
the piano has been drinking.
Puddleglum
Hello La Reine. :)
Megamol
GB I'd rather hear about Nighthawks at the Diner if you don't mind...Phantom 309 is kinda kinda...*sniff* it kinda chokes me up inside.....
FRuG
*snap* My fingers, and LA REINE comes hether. :-) Come over LR, I'm bored.
Ozzie
She has been rather quiet of late, hasn't she? :O
LA REINE
oh really? >arches eyerows in a highly spock-like fashion<
LA REINE
hey i was computer-less for the weekend. i barely survived.
GorgonZolA SlinKy
highly illogical.
LA REINE
heh. welcome to leanne's short attention span.
Lab Rat
wow, such a nice place you got here. kind of cramped, for an attention span though.
thinking of doing some renovating?
oops, time to go check the laundry...
ZooKeeper
eek!!!!!!!
a computerless weekend?
I even managed to sneak onto LNZ when I was out at Line NoiZe central this weekend
when no one was looking, of course... ;>
Torch Song
"sneak" sis? okaaaaayyy....
(multiple alleged sneaks, actually... GOTCHA!)
LA REINE
froot loops do not go on the keyboard.
ZooKeeper
damn, caught again. :>
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