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Lab Rat
"Celibacy is not hereditary."
Bookworm
I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several days have ganged up and attacked me at once.
Bookworm
Good one LR!
Jack Daniels
Mirror's should think longer before they reflect.
Torch Song
Attempting to steal a rhinoceros should not be undertaken lightly.
Lord Vader
"No one holds command over me. No man. No God. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What is a claim of power for ones who defy death? Call your damnable hunt. We shall see who I darg screaminH#ll with me." Gnter Drn _Das Ungeheuer Darin_
Lord Vader
That should be "drag screaming to H#ll with me." and the pound was used because of censoring here on the Realm...
ZooKeeper
JD!!!!! I love it... :>
Ruadh
"Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
Ruadh
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Skip Towne
The more he explained it, the less I understood.
kid kangaroo
weed has gotten me throught time without money better than money has gotten me throught time with no weed.
ZooKeeper
I refuse to take a sedative before being fed to the lions. If I'm going to go out, I'm going kicking and screaming and taking as many as possible with me.
ZooKeeper
umm, sis -- nope. sorry... my own head, didn't know it had another source.
sorry...
Skip Towne
I'm not an actor, but I play one on television.
SkyWise
HEY you stole this sub from my board!
Blain Nelson
Sure, SkyWise. Like you really originated the idea.
Skip Towne
I don't have all the answers.
I don't have all the questions, either.
Lab Rat
"Hey, when I turn this stereo up all the way it just makes this loud buzzing noise!"
Blain Nelson
"When you're in recovery, identify with the other people but don't compare yourself to them."
Diakonos
"Contentment consists not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire; not in multiplying of wealth, but in subtracting men's desires."
- Thomas Fuller
Helix Quark
"cash is the poor man's credit"
Kythera
"Sometimes life is like dancing with a gorilla. You aren't finished dancing untill the gorilla is."
Bookworm
To err is human, to really foul things up takes a computer.
One of the truest saynigs around at times.
ZooKeeper
I really hate this damned machine
I think someday I'll sell it
It never does just what I want
But only what I tell it
-- various sources --
Prick
"Soundesign is the poor man's Emerson"
Torch Song
"You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The proof of this is that it always does what you tell it to do."
Skip Towne
I don't know everything about anything. I may be skilled in some areas, but there is still so much to learn...
Megamol
good ones TS & ZK...... "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity...but it's great!!!" (Seen in the NY subways....)
Ren
"wow is a fun word. Wow backwards is wow. Wow upside down is Mom. And Mom
upside down is Dad's favorite thing.
um..that was cheap. But so was mom and that's why I'm here. Naah..I love
my mom. And for twenty bucks, you can too.
j/k"
I cut this from a message from one of my users here named Delirium
szNeonx
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
genghis khan
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor
Thats my dream, thats my nightmare
Crawling, slithering,
Along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving
Megamol
I like that one Nox I do I do.....
SkyWise
Ya, I did! The origanal Quote of the Day waz on my BBS, Dead Mice.
szNeonx
If you can't make it work, get a bigger hammer.
FRuG
"Don't quote me on that...."
No Means No
Kill for peace
huncke the junkie
... and "wow" makes a great tatoo ...
Kagro X
Wow. I assume you mean the sharp edge.
Ruadh
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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