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Many people who use PO Box addresses do it to hide their locations and identies. It is not true that everyone knows who you are, Xiphiplastron. And your argument falls flat when you say you use a nym to avoid law suits and yet at the same time, everyone knows who you are. That is like saying up is down and down is up. Both ways at once.
I repeat....the time is coming when laws will be established to make it easier to take assholes to court...that deserve to face law suits. Anyone who warrents being taken to court should be. Currently this is difficult to do with BBS assholes. Thus, they can get away with slander, lies, character assasinations, plagerism, and every form of personal attack imaginable...and without worry of being held accountable. Laws on the outside world exist to protect people from such abuse and be able to file for retribution. The time is coming when the BBS assholes will be held responsible for what they say. This is inevitable. It is coming.
The caller ID will help facilitate this greatly.
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Test Post from !ZSC!3UE!YNH!BLS;RCH;DTF;WIN
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it is from the first issue of game-dev, which is an internet listserv publication. there is a great deal more; i only posted the most interesting bits.
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ET, you're so cute when you're angry.
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..so did I.
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(this, by the way, is Ana Ng) and i am truly sorry for that last annoying post. it will not happen again.
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hi stimpy.
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ANd Hi Ana...:)
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Freejack, it's nice to know that there are some folks out there who don't hate Diz. And yes, we are running FredCit right now, but the big switch to GremCit will take place tomorrow night.
JayDee
horn?
whistle?
straw...grr...
bickering off-line is hella-more of a drag than in "here"
especially when attempting to just deliver Citadel PSS in a timely manner
but that kind of bickering has a reverse effect
I think I see where it would make someone fat and mean...
around here it seems to be like "unite and fight"
but it is way-different
cool...
Spymaster
Pussy Cave Bitch.
Livia
anyone who can't handle flaming in a room meant specifically for flames is a wimp
polite request or no polite request
MontyL
Now _that_ sounds like a good one, Little Nemo. Done. :)
JayDee
they should Xclude the room, even, if they think it is nasty and mean
btw:
I heard it that Spymaster spies on little boys in the shower
and that he is very good at it, too
chester cheetah
I got no problems with flaming in a flameroom, never did have. "Serious" rooms is another subject.
Spymaster
Actually
I spied on your mom.
Boy, was she ugly.
Grendel
Why, Spur, are into going in drag? I wasn't aware of that. Kinda kinky but whatever turns your crank, man(?).
chester cheetah
Still not dead yet.
Spymaster
Grendel's just upset because I wouldn't dress in drag for him.
I did for his mom, though.
She rewarded me sexually.
Brent Bottles
I am sure that if a poll was taken of all sysops on the network, St. Dismas' Infirmary would be rated as "acceptable" by over half. (With the other choice being "unacceptable.")
I just like to watch Monster Dog go on about how everybody hates his board, otherwise I would have mentioned this before.
JayDee
you are psick, Spymaster
be careful, tho
psickness can be terminal
you just remember that
you remember it, real-good
Grendel
St. Diz sucks.
Spy, I doubt that you could satisfy my mother. You'd have to be a man to do that.
John
This evening i am a whole new kind of drunk. I can barely keep my hands moving. It feels nice. I danced with a beautiful woman. She had goodness in her heart. I wanted to fuck her raw. God bless us. Now I'm at home, drinking water. I puked out of my friend's car. It was nice. I drank red wine. I love people. People are cool. I'm spilling water all over my shirt. good night.
Black Wolf
rolf
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JayDee
huh...
I bought a hdd off of someone @ LP that had a bunch of .gifs that sound
sort of what you just described, Spymaster
all were like that
I immediately fdisked
they were disgusting
so are you
Spymaster
I pray you have a hangover.
You got drunk off of red wine? That's pathetic.
Grendel - I never said I satisfied her. She satisfied me, though. I came in her hair.
JayDee
but remember
she was on acid
Spymaster
From what I hear, you are more disgusting than cum in hair.
I asked Livia, you see.
She was descriptive.
John
Why is it pathetic to get drunk from red wine?
People have done it for thousands of years.
JayDee
because Spymaster says so, John
don't you know anything?
Black Wolf
true but most upgraded to JD.
Livia
you were disgusting even before i had that one hit
JayDee
yeah, babyqakes...
I noticed you had to run to the can and retch a lot
but I just thought you had been slamming some junk...
c'mon over for a cup of nightshade tea, sometime
I assure you a safe passage will be taken care of
it would be a real eye-opener, in more than one respect
that is guaranteed...
JayDee
ha!
you were already disgusted before you reached that rooburger-joint
that was firmly established immediately, babyqakes...
you scared Levendis enough to make him cower next to the Green Tank
you really looked pissed
that is the last time I'll ever do anything like that
especially letting someone-else make arrangements...
arrangements to meet at a place that doesn't even fuckin' exist...
but, thanks for the comment that "I didn't sound like too much of a flake"
when you called me on the phone...I figure you were already bored shitless
what would have been the reason to call me, of all people, anyway?
Spymaster
John is too stupid to know anything except feminist issues.
Incidentally, John, have you ever gone by the name, "Siggy?"
JayDee
yeah
err head invited me to drink a bottle of Jack and call The Grand Illusion
not sure if he meant a bottle of JD or Yukon Jack, tho
but I was into other toxic shit at the time; hosed it off, and now say NO!
and The Grand Illusion is dust
I kinda miss the place...
I gotta stomp the last bits of sentimentality outta my head
thanx, youse-guys
some of-ya have helped me stomp it like a dog, real-good...
Twoflower
I'd say St. Diz is acceptable
but then again, i thought Mayday 1 and Outer Limits were acceptable
just not their sysops.
Cave Bear
"purple haze all in my brain, normal things just don't seem the same.
You got me going, and I don't know why.
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky."(tmJH)
...ah the great times on orange-sunshine in beautiful Central Park by the amphi-theatre <<sigh>>
John
Yeah, I went by "Siggy" for a few years. Why do you ask?
Cloister the Stupid
Actually, going back a few days and all, my comments about Al's sexuality were just echoing things he himself has said.
Spymaster might recall a time when Al identified himself as a bisexual male. I was just saying that Al no longers identifies himself that way.
If I wanted to be mean to Al, I have far better things than his sexuality to slam him for.
Hey, Todd, you suck. You were not at the dance, lameass.
JayDee
shytt
maybe it was the cid
I got fooled...
Grendel
Most people go through a period of getting a feel for their sexual identity in their teens. Nothing unusual there. Spy just has this thing about homosexuality. I figure him for a closet case, personally.
Oh, Ple, call me Grendel on the boards if you would. Not everyone around here is such an old-timer to know me as "Al." So there.
John
I think you're right, Grendel. Anything sexual that differs from, say, 'Happy Days' is an endless sort of amusement for Spymaster. Ever few days, he tosses an insult at me about being a feminist, or studying it in college, or some such. Like it's a terrible insult, and we all know it. What a kook.
JayDee
Spymaster shure would have fun if he ever found out I was a dyke...har!
and he shure would have fun if he ran into a few femmes I know
har d‚ har d‚ ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
SylviaLouise would tear him a new asshole
and then pimp him out
until he was dead
<snicker>
night train
Adolescent angels sing on shithouse walls of the world ...
Spymaster
I don't know SylviaLouise. Who is he?
So, Johnny, does that mean your last name is Shannon?
You poor pathetic fuck.
Cave Bear
Oh cool! I just had a bald eagle land right in front of my window for a second. I live a few blocks from a lake.
JayDee
you have been living right, and The Spirit has noticed, Cave Bear
John
Yeah, my last name is Shannon.
ZooKeeper
aw sheesh, JayDee...
<snicker>
Spymaster
Did you have a camera ready, Cave? Too bad if not...you could have scanned it and then we'd actually believe you.
However, I am informed that bald eagles are no longer on the endangered list.
Spymaster
John - knowing who you are and your infamous reputation, I now find it easy to dismiss you.
Incidentally, now I'm positive that JayDee is more intelligent than you.
Really.
JayDee
I'm doing some dismissal, myself
yeah, I'm disgusting...
disgustingly deceivable, that is...
fuck that shit.
Cloister the Stupid
But grendel has too many letters!
Today I realized how brain dead I-5 is making me.
But on the up side, my car is getting decent MPGs.
Hey, could I just call you Gr, instead?
Its nice and short, too...Besides, I twitch when people who know me call me cloister.
Cloister the Stupid
Umm...that was an it's...oops.
JayDee
just fuck it
Bookworm
I envy you CB. One thing I miss the most about living in the country is spending hours watching eagles and hawks flying over the fields.
Cave Bear
Is that what it am? :)
Spymaster
call him dork
JayDee
I never got to call MayDay 1, but I used to call The Outer Limits and The
Neutral Zone...seems that I was about too far off-the-wall for TNZ...
I'm allegedly censored on Mayday 1, according to some pilfered e-mail that
was laid on me during a minor ragwar a while back
hey, it is real curious (funny thyang bout-that) that some of the people in
that little scuff are in different circles...ho ho har!...these days
funny thing `bout-thayat...
hmm...
ah..
ho ho ho...
Cloister the Stupid
I'd call him a dumb booboohead but that is reserved for Iain.
Oh well, at least I never called him dumpling...
JayDee
he has the turning-disease (Spy) common in African cattle
he just keeps going around in circles
I've been tracking his diss-output, and it is an endless-loop tape
it should wear out, eventually
I <sneer> at the Superior Intellect...
Twoflower
Clo: of course i wasn't at the dance. I was on the KCMU Ship of Fools cruise (got free tickets.)
it was neat.
whee!
oh, yeah, and as much as i like levendis, i have to admit, in person he tends to cower a lot, even when livia isn't around.
Grendel
Spy, we'll just call you lame.
Spymaster
And I'll lay the blame on you for being lame as well, Grendel. Your lameness is all your fault.
Incidentally, can I have access of Sacred Grove? I want to join the serious discussion rooms (if you have any). Neutral Zone vanished and it had the most serious discussion rooms available. I need to keep my debating skills up.
JayDee
oh, and yours is entertaining, too, Livia
but it isn't a loop
it is real straight
like a stick...
Livia
you are hardly one to talk about going around in circles, jaydee
at least spymaster's tape loop is somewhat entertaining
JayDee
yeah, Spymaster...you are a regular Control Data EPA-10
nice supercomputer...kinda looks like the WOPR in "Wargames"
liquid-nitrogen cooled, even
but a roach is smarter
now, go figure, again...
Spymaster
My brain is superconducting, Jaydee. No friction, super speed.
Cave Bear
anatomically?
SPYMASTER
Siggy is a stupid name, btw
Megamol
thanks for the pre-bedtime chuckle CB...
Spymaster
My brain is holographic, not digital.
Grendel
Sorry, Spy, but I don't run a Citadel so we don't have rooms. Also, you aren't a pagan and so have no interest in the serious areas on my BBS. This leaving aside I threw your ass off of my BBS multiple times in the past when you were trying to be cute and log on and make trouble. (The Height of Lameness)
Twoflower
I don't think many would disagree that Siggy is a dumb name.
But it's not as stupid as si(fa)ggy
Twoflower
We occasionally had a bald eagle on our beach at Hidden Cove (Bainbridge Island,) but usually we just had 3 or 4 great blue herons and the pair of osprey that lived on the other side of the bay.
A few times we had seals come by (all the large fish would run for the big docks as cover,) and several times spotted sea otters.
But down here at Evergreen I see deer about every third time I leave my apartment, especially at night. They love the thickly wooded campus. I have to remember to slow down at night or else I might hit one as it grazes half in the road.
JayDee
yeah, Spymaster, I know it is holographic
and I know some of the subroutines are hosed, too
but, I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT
and you serve a useful function here, as well
so don't go laming-out
but don't get too psychotic
there aren't that many people here that can understand major psychosis-text
and what they don't understand, they cannot play with...
so, keep it simple, stupid
Spymaster
I don't believe I've ever had access on your bbs. I did try to logon, though.
ZooKeeper
wow! It's a Brent! good to "see" you again.
JayDee
BRENT!
woah!
d00d!
you lived...
amazing...
JayDee
Siggy...haw haw haw
haw haw haw...
Spymaster...stay tooned, d00d
haw ho har!
chuckle city, no-doubt...
Spymaster
Oh, lovely, I got someone on who is wanting to be me.
and siggy IS a stupid name, he sure has that right
JayDee
I guess Livia didn't like the fact I showed no-fear
but, I would always be suspicious she might try to bite a chunk
out of my ear, under the guise of wispering sweet nothings...
and I'd have to do terrain-surveillence in any area I knew I might
encounter her...searching for tricks/devices, such as tiger-traps, etc.
the thing I most fear, however, is the combination of Livia and Roya...
you see, I couldn't identify Roya untill the puke was incoming
and I have never had to defend against guided puke-packets before...
Levendis was probably smart to cower...
Brent Bottles
so is any name in all-caps.
Livia
like i would want a chunk of your filthy ear anywhere near me
John
When will he realize that?
Montesquieu Miller
I always sigh with satisfaction when I reach this room.
JayDee
my ear isn't filthy
neither is the other one
and I always wash behind, and inside them both, as well
I even help the cat keep her ears clean
John:
you haven't a clue as to what I realize
just watch out for your own shit...
StraitJacket
Jay: I have some 'Interesting' phone numbers for you.
JayDee
know you noe
Montesquieu Miller
I used to wonder whether I was missing some unusually cryptic underlying subliminal thing in the phrase "keep it simple stupid".
hm.
JayDee
ok, SJ
c-u
Spur
i wonder what percentage of jaydees messages mention livias name in them. sounds like an obsession to me.
chester cheetah
And what is the fixation with Livia anywayy?
JayDee
and if it is busy, just keep trying...
Spymaster
he wants to fuck her
she wants to puke at the idea
Spymaster
ok, he wants to be her friend
she wants to puke at the idea
Grendel
Spymaster is his own best friend.
and he wants to puke at the idea.
Helix Quark
Ideas are Grendel's friends.
especially ideas about puking.
Cloister the Stupid
Now what are Helix's friends...
Helix Quark
::looks at ceiling:: ((whilstle))
JayDee
isn't it a good policy to hold ones' enemies closer than ones' friends?
at least, in some respects...
Helix Quark
"Hello, I'm a social virus. This pool of puke is my friend."
Helix Quark
doesn't sound right. sorry.
Brent Bottles
Helix's friends are the actual puke that is being puked.
JayDee
<smirk>
Helix Quark
only if they're more cuddly.
JayDee
is ok, Helix
your past glories more than make up for it...
JayDee
mmm...
the thought makes me shidder a little...
kinda-like when my fur brushes the middle of my back, oh meYow...
Helix Quark
nice to know I have laurels to rest upon.
especially since I'm hardly even part of the social elite anymore :P
ZooKeeper
JayDee -- yes, it is... especially if holding their wrists and forcing the knife from their hands.
ZooKeeper
which, btw, *can* be done...
JayDee
hmpfuhk!
I didn't bother with getting all cuddly on the last occasion
the exit didn't want to cooperate, so I ran over the door
then, later on, I had to fix it
it was actually better, and stronger, after the fix...
after that, I adopted the Siamese Cat approach, and bit...hard...
Twilight Eyes
Helix is just too elite for us. So elite that I don't even see him at work anymore! *sob!*
ZooKeeper
but JayDee -- the Siamese Cat approach begins with selected clawings...
or did you skip to the chase, cat style, and avoid that corner?
Spymaster
JayDee can't get along with his new girlfriend because he is in a dis-function-al re-lation-ship a-gain.
hahahaha!
Grendel
And what kind of relationship are you in Spy?
JayDee
you just wanted Livia for yourself, Spymaster
that is why you are making huffy apesounds...
Zookeeper, I just sink claws into an appendage, drag it over, and fang it
...all quite without having to think about it, apparently
ZooKeeper
wow! Spymaster knows some big words too!
I'm impressed.
Spymaster
I avoid committment and just get laid, Grendelia.
But be happy - I use condoms.
Megamol
heh
JayDee
heh...
Spymaster
Yah, JayDee, and I have a better chance of getting Livia than you. Doesn't that just make you squirm? Oh, I forgot, you've got a NEW girlfriend to beat., using the excuse of 'misplaced aggression.'
of course, according to you, you aren't even capable of abuse.
like we BELIEVE you.
You are the worst kind of liar, JayDee. You lie to yourself.
Helix Quark
Well, I must maintain my stats, er I mean STANDARDS after all ...
Livia
only in the sense that you're slightly farther up the "people i'd have sex with rather than die" list, spy baby
Spymaster
honey, you've never even met me
you have no clue
i'm good looking and don't look like a nerd
plus i'm a really nice guy
or so they tell me
heh ha he ho
Helix Quark
um. no.
JayDee
Livia, I'm appaled and shocqed, again
are you trying to make a career outta making me suffer?
<sniff>
and I don't need any externals to tell me what a nice guy I am...even put
up with your ratshit, didn't try to dominate or force you to change, never
howled too loudly in pain, spray-can painted insults on your windshield, or
even flat-bared admission to the Rabbit, in the Dead of Night, with a catbox
under one arm and a sack of rotted fish-meal (hydrated) under the other...
because you didn't deserve any more foul treatment other than a duck dinner
and I would never even consider that sex-thyang...not knowing some of your
deeply-set attitudes about thyangs...so, you can remove me from that list
be logical
think "advantage", for present and future applications
know Future
vote carefully...
and use that noodle The Creator equipped you with, and the wetware you run
baby...
JayDee
The Creator hath not the desires of The Children...
and, I know mine, for what they are
and by no means are they sinful...
The Reverend Xavier T. Corbin
Jaydee, do not be concerned with Spymasters wicked wants for Livia. Only concern yourself with your own. Paul says to us in 1 John 2:16 "For everything in the world -- the cravings of sinful man, the lust of his eyes and the boasting of what he has and does -- comes not from the Father but from the world."
Spur
not only that, but spymaster ultra-intelligent last bastion of white culture doesnt know how to spell dysfunctional.
Spymaster
who ever said I was concerned about what the 'father' wanted?
chester cheetah
he had a duck dinner under one arm and a box of opical cabling under the other.
Spymaster
you are so full of shit
god must love you
you strive to put women in their place
Spymaster
there are two spellings for disfunctional. i prefer the spelling that i use. using a 'y' is kind of clumsy looking and everyone knows the word i'm using anyway.
Grendel
I see, Spy. So you can't get a relationship so you just worry about getting laid. What happens when they find out what kind of person you really are?
Helix Quark
that's okay because you don't know punctuation.
Helix Quark
hell, none of us know anything.
JayDee
he JUST WON'T GIVE A SHIT, Grendel
that is rather easy, eh?
just as easy as getting laid
weu
Spymaster
yup
i'll move onto someone else
when you're good looking
it is easy to pick up chicks at bars
JayDee
if you are looking for shit, yeah
gnarly alcohol-suckin' curbin' armadillo-minded creatures...
Paddington
Psst.
Brent:
I love you.
Megamol
just remember when you pick up something like that you're likely to catch something else....
Grendel
When you're good looking, yes, it is. So, how do YOU do it then, Spy, since you don't qualify? All accounts of you by people I know who have met you place you as a typical little scrawny, lilly-white, malnourished computer geek. The most exercise you probably get is typing and masturbating.
So, what kind of ho's are you sleeping with and do you take shots occasionally for what they give you?
JayDee
give it up, Grendel...all that can be done is to wait-it out untill he
gets some rude/lethal form of STD, or ends up with some psycho killer
BitcH from hell that devours her fuck, and shits him out in the weeds
maybe he will run into Crazy Carla...weu, that would trip the d00d forever
chester:
she is worth crawling over twenty miles of broken beer bottles with the
cable wrapped around you and the duck dinner balanced on your ass, quacking
and pooping on you every inch of the way, because that duck is going to be
turned into next-days' shit, the cable will keep the glass from under your
hide, and at the end of it-all, there is that straight-line smirk in a bath-
robe to greet you, and a ride in a nice black-n-white BPD car to a holding-
cell, where you can commune with your fellow-d00ds and contemplate the total
OutRageousNess! of it-all, esp. the Women, and curse the pigs to their faces
knowing that they can't get at you, because they are safely behind bars...
weuý
Flying Wombat
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 94 8:10:06 PDT
From: Reuters / Jason Szep
Subject: Hunt for a toad but bring mum and dad
BRISBANE, Australia (Reuters) - Get the kids. Grab grandma and grandpa. The toads are coming.
The croaking, throbbing, poisonous cane toad continues to slime its way across Australia despite the latest trend to stop the plague -- family toad-hunting nights, when mum, dad and the kids gather for some hearty toad busting.
"Bufo marinus," a native of South America shipped to Australia in 1935 to rid cane fields in northern Queensland of the greyback cane beetle, is on a hate list here.
Supported by Brisbane City Council, wildlife groups are spreading the pastime of cane toad busting into Queensland culture as a humane way to destroy the state's number-one warty enemy while spending quality time with the family.
Gone are the days of whacking toads with cricket bats or golf clubs. And no more dipping the toads in an acidic poison or using Bufo marinus as target practice for guns.
Times have changed. People are more in touch with the environment.
Today, cane toads are collected in plastic bags, counted and then frozen. The freezing, scientists say, is painless. The toad simply falls asleep and never wakes.
"We advertise it as 'It's a free activity. It's a family activity. Bring a torch (flashlight) and bring a plastic bag'," said Peter Armstrong, a burly, bearded Australian who runs the Downfall Creek Bushland Center on the outskirts of Brisbane.
Downfall Creek has been holding cane toad busting nights for five years and Armstrong says the event is growing in popularity across the state. Queenslanders, he says, are becoming less violent towards toads as a result.
"We don't want anyone to be cruel to animals. It's not the toad's fault that they are here. It's us, man, that a few years ago made a giant stuff up," he said.
When introduced in the 1930s, the cane toad inspired the wrath of many Australians after it made the mistake of ignoring the destructive cane beetle. Instead, it bred with wild abandon.
The toad has no natural predators in Australia and its venom kills cats, snakes, dogs and other animals which mistake the yellowish brown coat of the cane toad for that of a native amphibian.
Australians are overwhelmed by the toad. The Queensland Museum in Brisbane has declared it a nuisance to humans and an ecological threat to the Australian environment.
Every year, the threat becomes bigger.
The toads are advancing inexorably from Queensland into the Northern Territory and south into New South Wales towards Sydney.
Although the cane toad's northern migration is faster than its southern trek, Sydney residents talk of an eventual cane toad invasion.
Wherever the cane toad goes, natural wildlife suffers, said National Parks and Wildlife Service ranger Rick Nattrass. He said the toads have a voracious appetite for native animals.
"It's fair to say that unless you sustain a strong campaign against the toad, it quickly recovers into its former numbers," Nattrass, a ranger for 11 years, said. "If you slack off for one breeding season, the toad returns to its former glory."
Cane toads live for up to 16 years and females can lay as many as 35,000 eggs a year, compared to native Australian frogs which lay only about 4,000 eggs a year.
Australia has tried various methods to curb the cane toad menace or at least make better use of the species, including an attempt to export them to China for use in medicines. That and other attempts have mostly failed.
During Australia's hotter months, between October and March, the cane toad emerges in droves across swaths of Queensland. Some zealous busters prowl for the toads wearing cane toad T-shirts.
"While they are introduced animals, cane toad busting has to be done as humanely as possible," said David Morgans, manager at Brisbane Forest Park, which began cane toad busting nights about four years ago.
One Brisbane radio station held a contest in March offering a free trip to Hawaii for whoever caught the most cane toads in a week. Contestants rounded up as many as possible, froze them and dropped them off at collection sites around Brisbane.
By the end of the week, a winner had emerged. He had caught and frozen about 1,000 cane toads, according to Armstrong, who helped inspect the catch.
Flying Wombat
Date: 17 Oct 1994 05:27:33 -0400
Zoology: With Peacocks, the Eyespots Have It
Peacocks know that looks count for a lot in this world.
Research has shown that peahens choose their mates based on the quality of their plumage - the size and distribution of "eyespots." But until now, scientists did not know whether that choice had any positive effect for the birds and their offspring, especially because the males do not help raise the brood.
In a letter to the journal Nature, Marion Petrie of Oxford University's Department of Zoology described an experiment in which Petrie raised groups of peafowl sired by different males. The offspring of the males with the most eyespots, Petrie found, were generally larger at 84 days of age than the others. Then, the peacocks were released into the relative wilds of nearby Whipsnade Park, where such predators as foxes thinned the population to 41 percent of its original size within
two years. The bigger peacocks were likelier to survive than the punier birds. "The results show the offspring of highly ornamented males tend to grow better and that these advantages translate into differences in the chance of their subsequent survival under almost natural conditions," Petrie concluded. "These data provide support for the idea that females may be gaining good 'viability' genes for their offspring when mating with attractive males." 02:34 10-17C9999-----
JayDee
yow
Spymaster
Poor Grendel, you really have no clue, do you? Yeah, I'm scrawny, but I still look fine. Know why? Cause my little body moves heavy fucking furniture. I am 7% body fat. Now, you are described as pretty lame. I get twice as much exercise as you. I could walk all the way to south seattle and back.
Pun master
Xavier: you're welcome to that Paul stuff.. it inspired a long line of men who castrated themselves because they found their humanity to be revulsive. nowadays, they opt for pedophilia instead.
which of these options were you wishing upon Jaydee and/or Spymaster?
Grendel
Twice as much exercise as me? I doubt it. I walk everywhere, lift weights, and work out in the dojo about 8 hours a week. I've never had any significant bodyfat in my life. By all accounts, I look perfectly fine. I don't think anyone here that knows me would say I am ugly. I certainly don't hide from other modemers like you do.
Have you gotten your STD shots this week yet?
JayDee
hmpf is right
Spymaster
yah, dude, I had blood drawn from me just two weeks ago
i am free of std's and aids
how bout you, you little bisexual once-was?
Spur
ill show you punctuation you lousy mutt
Spur
didnt see it with an i in my dictionary, i call you lousy liar and spelling idiot
Grendel
Yawn. Don't worry about me, Spy. I'm strictly monogamous not to mention married. I've been with the same woman for almost three years and was with Cloister for more than a year before that. Unlike you, I don't pick up any random ho who gets drunk in my vicinity. Of course, I can understand since, if you didn't, you'd never get laid at all.
Are you actually a sysop, Spy?
Helix Quark
The funny thing is that I'm more attractive than BOTH of you and I don't even have to work out at all.
Ketamine
Spymaster is a remote sysop on Saltlick of Desire.
JayDee
shit...I didn't have to be married to be monogamous
the "living with someone" had always the priority
when she hosed-out, I was too gnarled-out to screw
I think I was still married when I was running around with Alice, tho
but I wasn't living with any femme @ the time
and the "living with" does have some modifiers...
I was living with Heavy Metal Laurie, and doing the rutabagah boogie w/Carla
but I wasn't rooting with Laurie, tho
and she was the one who came-down with STD
I took her to Pubic Health
she was superpissed, too...
but that's what you get when you ball skanky assholes
she should have jumped Carla's bones, anyway...it would have been more fun...
Prick
but he's got style
FRuG
WHITE RAVEN is a aide for Dystopia ][.
JayDee
well, I might believe YOU...
JayDee
oh
I think he is bragging on that
oh
woo...
Spymaster
Heh, I'm also a sysop on esoterrica terrain
a real bbs
not one of your grendel vanity nodes
JayDee
I'm sure that there are quite a few people now that want that number
Spymaster
Incidentally, since I'm a remote sop on Saltlick - what is Saltlick's number?
ZooKeeper
<snicker>
Grendel
I don't think I would brag about it if I was associated with Eugene's BBS.
What Vanity Nodes, Spy? I've run a public BBS on an open phone line for four years continuously. You must be smoking crack again.
Spymaster
weed, not crack
crack only gets you high for 40 minutes.
The only reason you can't brag is because everyone knows you can't get along with anyone other than yourself (if that). You wouldn't be allowed on ETBBS. Wanna know why? Because you simply can't handle opposing views. That's what happened to you on Mayday 1. You had a fit because people posted opposing opinions. You wigged and started using foul language. You're basically a maladjusted little baby, Grendel.
How is it that I, Shadow Jack, asshole extraordinare, managed to stay on Mayday 1? I didn't kiss Beo's ass. I didn't support everything he said. Nope, nope, I have a mind of my own. But I also don't throw a tantrum when people don't respect my views, cause I just don't give a shit. Am I supposed to respect that you are a pagan? I'm science oriented, I personally think that all people with religions are deluded, especially people who prate about this 'magick' crap. Like a little rhyme and herbs and a ritual have been proven to do anything in the laboratory!
Christians are just about as deluded as Wiccans. They have this little picture in their mind what the afterlife is all about and others who don't follow their little picture are going to hell. Well, I figured it all out, Grendel. I examined the basis of the 7 million documented NDE cases as of 1981 and according to the people who've actually come back, there IS no hell. I can do what i want for the rest of my fucking life! Karma don't exist either.
Deluded fuck. Here's a curse for you:
Roses are red
violets are blue
may you have a stroke
and die, too.
Livia
since it's come up again: i also looked up "disfunctional" (in my unabridged dictionary) and it doesn't have
an entry, nor is it listed as an alternative spelling for dysfunctional
spy baby is a fairly good bullshitter
JayDee
oh, Spymaster, Master BullPoopi‚r Extremanadoateur...
can you reveal the reason why I was censoured on Beo's board?
did I say "shit" too many times?
was I considered one of the agents of The Livian Conspiracy?
or did I make people go "eeew!" just too many times in a given time-period?
what was the reason, o great Spymaster?
dink...
Freejack
i asked my kids if they thought "toad busting" sounded fun...
they think i've really lost it this time.
Spur
ohhh, i remember shadow jack.
Spur
(i feel bad about the spelling thing. its a stupid thing to attack somebody with. i guess i musta felt that spymaster is the kind of person to care about some kind of bullshit like spelling, since hes the pseudoscience mogul [as if examining nde accounts tells you what its all about, as deluded as everything else] of knowing bullshit.)
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