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Little Nemo
...compressed...
Hooded Menace
...compressed...
JayDee
because I use ^An so well, sometimes, chester...
but I know truly wants me snuffed ASAP
can't wait untill they see that last horrid little shidder I give...
gives me such a warm-fuzzy
{weu}
Nick
to chimera,
How did you know I had a sexy butt?
You must be psychic.
Livia
sysops who drop netting because they can't handle an annoying user are dorks
good riddance
Counselor
Oh, wow...look at all the people that got caught by MCI this time! Nick fell for the sexy butt one...but, he's new.
JayDee, you *really* raked them in, though...
JayDee
now I have to clean the damm rake
maybe I can get to lick it clean
and I wonder:
what are sysops that drop a net-connect because of annoying sysops?
I'm not an expert on dorkism
but I don't think the term fits...
I think I have a clue on that one
but I ain't gonna say nothing
it might end up with someone getting pissed at me
and I don't want to do that
especially when he is so impressed with my ^An use...
chester cheetah
But livia, what about sysops who drop netting because
1) they're the only party paying for the netting
2) all they're getting from that netting is non-stop abuse from one node that's being passed through the node whith which theynet
3) several other sysops as well as many other users request that the netting be dropped
4) they can't pay the phone bill for netting with that node.
So am I still a dork, and are you happy to see me go?
JayDee
chester is not a dork
chester cheetah
That ^N stuff is certainly annoying.
Livia
i'm talking about dropping out of the network, not dropping one particular connection
you have the right to net (or not net) with whomever you like
John
If Livia thinks you're a dork for it, Chester, then she's a dork.
Though you certainly could have gone room-by-room.
JayDee
point taken/understood, Livia
Nick
Okay, well I wont fall for that again.:)
Goltar
you would like that would'nt you jaydee
Myth
"If Livia thinks you're a dork for it (Chester), then she's a dork."
?? Gotta love that logic.
John
Please elaborate on the alleged flaw in my logic, Myth.
JayDee
excuse me, Goltar, but make some sense
and while you are trying to do that, go fuck your poodle
Counselor
You are so cruel, JayDee...what do you have against poodles, anyway?
JayDee
one bit me on the ass, Counselor
another made rude sexual advances upon my leg
they are insane
Myth
You don't encounter much sarcasm, do you?
JayDee
not
humans are usually too much company
I prefer cats, esp. Siamese cats
they are logical, not-nonsane, and don't think crazy emotional thoughts
and they let you know when you piss them off without playing games on you
chimera
sounds like good company for you jaydee
Counselor
Do you feel this aggression, JayDee, towards everything that bites you on the ass or makes sexual advances towards you?
Goltar
jaydee you like
nay i aint gonna say it
JayDee
only creatures without Broca's Area of Speech get the hiss-n-diss, Counselor
but I do make exceptions for cats
who else is going to teach kittens CatFu?
say it, Goltar
just say it...
Saint Bob
Jeez, Counselor. I don't know about JayDee, but I sure feel aggression towards *DOGS* that bite me on the ass and make sexual advances. Sho-nuf.
JayDee, our Siamese fits that description exactly. He's got the most understandable facial expressions. His names are Cormiac Ru, Michael Ru, and Roger. Before he was broken (some call it fixed) he'd get a crackhead-like expression when he was about to get some.
john hinkley
oh god you all hate me i think ill go move to fuckimng berkeley
or something
JayDee
yaa
I'll stick with Siamezers
they aren't deceitful...
ZooKeeper
John -- how about Tacoma? You'd fit right in.
john hinkley
oaky ill move to tacoma and shoplift
Torch Song
john -- don't forget to practice your ear-watching skills first...
ZooKeeper
TS --rofl
Torch Song
and Siamese are MUCH easier to understand than people...
they think so clearly and to the point...
JayDee
that is why I prefer their company, TS
Bookworm
True TS.
ZooKeeper
Siamese are wonderful.
More human than most people I know.
ZooKeeper
well, more humane at least... I won't insult them by calling them human...
JayDee
no catcrap, ZooKeeper
I've only known two women in my life to have the quiet philosophy S-cats do
they were also the most humane, even under rude conditions
in one case, I became the rude condition...
I was a fool
Bookworm
You might get scratched if you did call them human ZK. Remember Pippin and how expressive she was?
ZooKeeper
I know. that's why I rephrased my comment. :>
Spur
chester cheetahs tacoma reminds me an awful lot of lovecrafts innsmouth.
ZooKeeper
the same can be said of most men JayDee -- I think it's something to do with the condition of being human instead of humane. it's people in general. and the more people I know the better I like Siamese cats...
Spur
more humane than the birds they rip in half and deposit on your doorstep, those siamese
Starry
JayDee
who
is kicking cats?
JayDee
the people who get frustrated with trying to train the cats, Starry...
apes...ug...
ViRuS
The Coldest, Darkest Places In The Proverbial Hell Are Reserved For Those Who Hurt Kitties.....
Edit
How about kicking proverbial cats...allowed?
How about kicking out the jams...might lead
to a bunch of homeless jams. Street Jams.
Elisabeth Perrin
JAMS always have homes.
Starshadow
I'm with you there, ViRuS,,,
JayDee
catmolesters will be mangled by bigkitties
Ruadh
Scotsmen have been accused of flogging cats... (playing the bagpipes) -- but they usually reserve their cruelty for the sheep.
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