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Lady Non Sequitur
Yo God-
If I finish the blasphemous tape, will you strike me down?
Lady Non Sequitur
Yo dude, help me to remember that some beliefs truly are better than others, as are some courses of action. And don't let me feel guilty for thinking Darwinian...
endless bastard
Hey Dog! People think I'm crazy....but *I* don't think you reside in warm breasts.
Masc
Let me be where I need to be, when I need to be there, and willing to do whatever needs to be done.
Saint Bob
Just don't knock down that single pillar that's holding everything I'm standing on.
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
thanks for the great trip, now would you mind explaining the life mess again, and why it is I apparently need to survive this crap?
Torch Song
Dear God...If it's all for nothing, why did this have to happen?
Bookworm
Dear God- Please give me the strength to carry on. And to show people I care.
night train
Dear god, Yours, sir, is a hopeless case and a noisome one.
Lord Vader
Dear God,
Thanks. (finally?)
ZooKeeper
dear God -- why? I'm still waiting for an answer
Jack Nunn
Thank you for this day.
LA REINE
dear god: thank you for this moment of clarity, no matter how brief.
ZooKeeper
Dear God -- please help... please?
ZooKeeper
Dear God -- I'm still waiting for an answer to why...
Bookworm
Dear God- Thank Masc for me. That is what I wanted to say but couldn't put into words.
dragon
Dear God,
Thank you thank you thank you thank you.....
ZooKeeper
dear God -- thank you for a doctor who will listen
Ozzie
Dear God,
Help me to learn to be forgiving to people who hurt me
Saint Bob
I suppose thanks are in order. I've been moved.
huncke the junkie
hhmmmmm, Bob, that could mean a lot of things ..
Saint Bob
Yes, it could. It was deliberately structured that way.
ZooKeeper
dear God -- thank you for neat people
Prof. Fate
Dear God,
Thank you for the better paying job, I'm even starting to like the hours.
Thank you for the great boss you gave me, he's letting me off on the days I requested!
The only thing I would like to know about is, are you working on my killer costume that I had requested befor?
Thanks
Prof. Fate
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
please help Ozzie understand that there are people out here who care...
endless bastard
Dear God-
Do people think you read this room? If so, you must be a user....hey! Since you're a bastard (Mary wasn't married)...maybe you're...
nah!
Skip Towne
Oh, Lord, grant me the patience to deal with those of Your followers who have become fanatical in their devotion to You, and if You should be truly generous, grant me twenty minutes head start in trying to avoid them.
Ozzie
Dear God,
Thanks you for friends who will listen
Masc
Thanks for the people here who listen, talk, and really respond.
uncle herb
Dear God, please grant me an A on my next test, $100,000, a new Mustang convertible, a couple of bimbos on each arm, and a few bottles of Chimay.
Ozzie
Dear God,
Help me to realize that though I've been hurt by people many times, that there are indeed, people who care and to not stop trusting inpeople, no matter what has happened in the past.
Ozzie
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LA REINE
dear god:
could i have a nudge please? a little tap in the right direction?
Lady Non Sequitur
Yo chica, please get the (*#$$%^ crickets the $%^#@ out of my house!
Saint Bob
What's wrong with crickets? Sometimes they're annoying when you're trying to watch tv, but that's about it.
Alinea
LA REINE> Jesus.
uncle herb
clicket is good ruck.
Lady Non Sequitur
I normally like crickets ... but ONE cricket, chirping very loudly by itself, is very irritating I find .. not to mention the fact that they're somehow using our air conditioner as they're passage in from outside ...
it's very disturbing to have crickets falling out of your air conditioner every so often...
Diakonos
La Reine - Very seriously, I'd love to visit with you. E-mail me.
uncle herb
That would bug me too. (haha). Well, get some praying mantises in there, and they'll make lunch out of your crickets.
Saint Bob
Dg:
?
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
please help me survive the insanity
Alinea
Saint Bob> I really like you o.
Ozzie
Dear God> Help me to see that this what has happened has been for a reason
kid kangaroo
dear god... please kill all the bad people in the world... and make grass legal. thank you....
ZooKeeper
Dear God -- I'm still waiting for the answer to why
Alinea
Dear God,
Help these dear people see your purpose for thier special lives.
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
what LA REINE said.
ZooKeeper
Puddle -- if life is so special, what am I doing with it?
Bookworm
Dear God--
Help?
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
if this is sanity, can I take a raincheck?
Bookworm
ZK- same feeling here right now.
Diakonos
It is a precious gift to be cherished.
Sean Beougher
Dear Father --
Please help those around to see your love in all the things of their lives like the chance for something better with each day of life and grant them the strength and courage to be able to make each day better. They need You, You put us all here for a purpose, help us all be able to accomplish it.
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
Please, a pat on the back for Sean for trying...
ZooKeeper
{{bw}}
Bookworm
Dear God-
Why do I keep trying?
Skip Towne
Lord, grant that should I ever be forced to create a corpse, I have no time to debate right or wrong, only survival.
Alinea
Dear God,
No, dont use the lightning on ol' EB just yet...give the poor guy another chance.
dragon
Dear God,
A winning lottery ticket falling into my lap would come in real handy about now.
If that isn't possible, then, thanks for meeting our needs anyway you choose to.
Ozzie
Dear God,
Please help me to be patient with people like EB, who just don't get it. Please help people who are in pain and suffer to know that you are there to help them through their problems.
Alinea
Dear God,
Why so many hurting people? I'm just thankful that they know to come to you...I know that you and I care for them too. Please help them.
Ozzie
Dear God,
Thank you for giving me an answer
Alinea
Dear God,
Take care of all the hurting and confused people out there, especially those who dont know you.
Skip Towne
Dear God...
Grant me the patience to deal with the incomprehensible, and the
people who are incomprehensible.
Bookworm
Dear God: Thank you for someone who will listen without judgment.
dragon
Dear God,
Why does Sarah insist on sleeping on the floor? This child has me wondering!
Alinea
Dragon> I find the floor extremely comfortable. You seem to have a wize daughter. :)
ZooKeeper
Dragon -- Amber did the same for a long time... not to worry, she'll be fine. Besides, it makes traveling with them LOTS easier... :>
Dear God -- (oh Lord, help me say this without worrying about my sanity...)
what saint bob said... twice...
LA REINE
dear god:
please? i promise to try to be good. for a while at least.
ZooKeeper
Dear God -- please help me get this insurance screw-up worked out *before* this turns into pneumonia...
dragon
Dear God,
I don't understand how this is meeting my needs.
Helix Quark
um, ah. I see.
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
why all the pain for everyone?
Kagro X
Yeah, that.
Skip Towne
Lord, grant me this one request:
Tell me "no" when I'm asking too much, and make sure I hear you.
Frunobulax
Or get a Computer Science degree and teach classes at NOVA.
Frunobulax
My accounting prof was Iranian. I hated the subject so much that I would only study in the hour before class started. He used to come in to the classroom and see me studying by myself, so I guess he got the idea I was a real grind, and deserving of the "A" he gave me in the course. I was expecting about a C, I swear, after going over the syllabus and figuring out exam score percentages, and allowing myself a C for the final.
This professor was on the food committee at NOVA. The food service contract there is held by a really rotten company that provides shitty service along with overpriced greasy food. Obviously some money changes hands here. Dr. Abdulaziz (not his real name!) is a very pious follower of Islam, and would NEVER eat any of the crap they serve at school.
But ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway?
Stolen Handle
I wonder, if he ate pork if he would freak out like that chick on the Real World that Kaypro X was talking about.
Saint Bob
Yo Big enerG:
Smite mine obscurantist enemies or I'll do it for ya.
doctor doom
I am not actually Iranian. I have Iranian ancestry, just like MD is part Italian. But you don't see him eating spaghetti every day, just like you don't see me getting on a rug and praying to Mecca every day.
Saint Bob
What the world needs now is love
LA REINE
dear god:
what, so i have to choose now? can i have a hint?
Wormy Chestnut
But jus likes Monsta' Dog occasionally gots'ta have spagetti, Doom occasionally gits on
a rug and prays t'Mecca. Sheeeiit.
Wormy Chestnut
I wanted to Jive filter a message... and that last one worked quite well. I'm going to have to dig up our old Dundalk filter.
doctor doom
I duzn't pray t'anydin'. Right On!
John
You pray to Allah. You pray toward Mecca.
Megamol
Sheesh and they accuse US of going off topic.......(not that I care mind you, it just seems rather ironic)
chester cheetah
But you could probably get away with praying on a rug if you wanted to. People would laugh at me. MAybe even at Monster Dog.
Alinea
Jesus came alive three days after he died. You can even go to his tomb, he's not there.
Ozzie
Dear God
Why does life have to be so hard for some poepl all the time? :(
LA REINE
dear god:
or i don't get any? is that what you're trying to say? it feels like you're teasing me. i know i can be impatient, but do i at least have something to look forward to?
Saint Bob
Wormy, if you got a Dundalk filter, I'd be happy to install it here. And especially on Desolation Row.
Bookworm
Dear God:
help?
please?
FuzzyWuzzy
Dear God;
Thank you for what is happening!
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
please, just one answer?
WHY??????
I'm still waiting.........
Ozzie
Dear God:
Please teach us not to give up on You when things get difficult
Puddleglum
Who do you pray at?
JayDee
karma...
John
Dear God:
I got in the car with three-hundred bucks. Now I can't find the damn things. Goddamnit, I'm not so absent-minded that I can misplace three-hundred bucks. Shit.
Megamol
I must know what a Dundalk filter is...please?
Ozzie
Dear God,
Help me to learn what YOU want from ME, not what I want from YOU
dragon
Dear God,
I don't understand right now. Help me get through this one just like you ahve helped me before.
LA REINE
dear god:
eeeek! okay, so now what?
ZooKeeper
Dear God-being...
help?!?!?!?!?!
please?
Kythera
Dear God,
why????????
Bookworm
Dear God- I know you are against murder but how about I just rid the world of that parasite?
Ozzie
Dear God: And a special blessing to those who think they don't need you
ZooKeeper
Dear God --
now what do I do? and how do we all survive it?
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