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deadman
dead, like this 'board.
Lightning
But alive, like the deadman...
deadman
next on 'true tales of weird events': a bbs that stalked the nether regions between true conversation and mere wankings off.
Blade Runner
Oooo, a good episode.... it's about time...
Lightning
I've got a tape with "The Wanker Song" on it... It's cool...
"I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker...
and it does me good, like it bloody well should...
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker,
and I'm always pulling my pud...
Oh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind...
I've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind..."
Radical...
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WANK ME BABY. hard.
Italian Stallion
bye.
Blade Runner
Ouch!!
Lightning
You said it...
Spur
wank. what a rad word.
hSaaCdOhRdsdtRmR
stop that! YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!
TUNA
Sick people!!!
Scorpion
sanity is overrated
bill
I bet you made that up, Lightning....
Scorpion
i just used his formula: ____________ is overrated
Isis
We can't let DEADMAN'S room die...even if he doesn't call much
Isis
at all
Italian Stallion
Yea ya can. Room's without purpose or user support should wither and die!
Roya
Isis, wasn't the other guy that you drove to the mud, deadman's friend, ROB? was that his name?? i'm pretty sure he was. but when we went downtown, we saw deadman's friend Rob, and he didn't look anything like the guy we met, and he didn't remember me. hmmm.
Shane
rob is a real cool guy. but he tires of freaks quite quickly. I prefer karl.
Shane
his hole is tighter too.
Spur
karl is nice. and tight.
TUNA
that's sick...
Shane
get your head out of the gutter tuna... we were talking about deadman's bowling ball.
TUNA
yeah...whatever...
Shane
we WERE.
Shane
he named it karl.
ETHAN WALKER
ffo kcuf, did you realize that was a derogetory comment before or after you tried to read it, hmmmmm or should I say mmmmmh....pmuwguM "eht taerg"
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