Sex...>
Spur
That's kinda like saying, "I'm lying..."
Lightning
Don't make me lie, or you'll be hit by the Alaska Pipeline...
Lightning
Well, Isis seems to have left us for a while... Roya! How about you? Are you up for an evening with the devil himself? I could do some things to you that you never even knew could be done to a girl...
Blade Runner
Ouch!!
Roya
excuse me, but i kind of lost the direction of this conversation, WHAT?????
bill
Read the room name.....
Roya
i know..right after i typed that message, i realized..
Lightning
C'mon guys! Am I the only Romeo on this board?
So, Roya... What do you think? You, me, a cucumber, a can of crisco, a quart of 40wt, a bottle of sparkling cider, and an air mattress, where we can look up at the stars while we get slippery...
Roya
oh my.
bill
Ya, right, the words of a true Romeo....
Spur
merry sexmas.
deadman
ooo-wee. you's a city slicker, ain't ya?
Lightning
Hmmm... Roya, dear, is that "oh my" a yes or a no?
bill
Since she's only 15, I think it's just shock.
Spur
squeal like a pig! ooo-weee!
deadman
come on, squeal!
Roya
i think it's shock.
Roya
ack.
Lightning
Well, then... Say yes, and we can get started...
Oh, Isis... Are you ready for that hot tub experience? I've been doing tongue excercises in anticipation...
deadman
ick.
Lightning
Hehehehe... Something wrong, one who lives not, and drinks coffee like breathing?
deadman
not really, o he-who-comes-in-flashes. not at all.
Chris the Shaych
Noone makes passes at me... I feel so unwanted...
deadman
maybe it's because of the puss-filled boils covering the bottom of your feet?
deadman
at least, i know that's what my problem is.
Shane
I love to hear them cityslickers squeal
Shane
wwweeeeeeeeeee!!
bill
Have you all noticed that this is now just a male room?
Shane
bill's a cityslicker..
Scorpion
deadman> Your surname say 'mommy'?
Spur
No, it says, "mommy mommy", an ancient chant to relieve constipation.
Lightning
You hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil...
Roya, Isis, where ARE you? Come out and PLAY...
Roya
oh my gaaaawd. I'm here!
Blade Runner
Uh Oh, it's valley Roya... or is that valley Roya-Tzu??
deadman
scorpion> yeah. rather vague lyrics from a coffin break tune called '39'. "i wanna go back to the place i came from."
and i wonder if bill could squeal like a pig....
Roya
Alors! Parlez-vous francais, aussi?
bill
Geez.....
Chris the Shaych
I make all sorts of interesting noises during sex, my ashke and I sometimes purr to each other... it's very strange, but a lot of fun. He's so good in bed.
bill
Geez.....
deadman
i tend to bark. like a dog. really.
Shane
oh BABY
Shane
I am BELDAR.. I come from france
Isis
Non, il est bete...
Isis
je ne sais pas...
Chris the Shaych
Tu es une poisonn.
Captain James T Kirk
I hate french...
Roya
Taisez-vous...tout de vous...
Captain James T Kirk
i REALLY hate french...
bill
I hate sex.
Roya
Hey Audin, don't yell at me, i said "Shut up. All of you."
Captain James T Kirk
(I still hate french...)
Roya
ok... Vous etes ECUME! hahhaaha...just joking. (he doesn't even know what i said! )hahha of course, I would never have said that M word.
Roya
It's funny, but i just noticed something. Pardon me for saying this, but, i just noticed that the "Sex..." room was in "Isis's Hall"....WHY?
deadman
hm.
Shane
how fucking very
Captain James T Kirk
She made the room...
deadman
i'm sure she did.
Captain James T Kirk
she did...
Shane
...
Shane
did she?
Shane
I'm sure
Shane
did she?
Captain James T Kirk
Yes..
Shane
did she?
bill
is isis a prude?
Scorpion
Has anyone heard "steven" by alice cooper? It's on the welcome to my nightmare album. I must be dreaming, please stop screaming. STEVEN?!!
Scorpion
Really weird song. Cool but weird. Scarry part is it's my dad's. He bought it in 75. I was born in 75. My dad was listening to alice cooper when I was a little kid. Cold Eythel is a really sick, sick, SICK song.
Roya
it never fails...give them a room, and they'll talk about music.
bill
Well, they were talking about sex.
deadman
sex and music go together extremely well.
Chris the Shaych
But sex and fishing, don't mix...
Shane
fishing and music?
deadman
scares the fish.
Shane
hm.
Sex...> _