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#69 50 Fri Sep 20 14:08:21 1991 James T Kirk
Okay, we want some quotes Monty.
#114 50 Fri Sep 20 20:21:12 1991 Spur
Shut up you festering gob, your stupid twit, yer kind ralyy makes me puke.
#196 50 Fri Sep 20 23:06:29 1991 Spur
Go to the tobacco shop and fetch me some tobacco. Whattaya say we just call him Bruce then?
#164 50 Sat Sep 21 15:02:13 1991 Monty
you stupid tit, i soiled my armour i was so scared you manky scot gitz! your type really makes me puke, you coffee nosed, malodoruous pervert, ha, now what do you say to that
#219 50 Sun Sep 22 09:15:47 1991 Monty
good day bruce!
#227 50 Sun Sep 22 10:52:19 1991 [That deaf dumb blind kid] Scorpion [sure plays a mean pinball.]
The Boss
#310 50 Sun Sep 22 21:55:18 1991 Monty
no, you gitz, bruce, from austrailia, where everyone is called bruce but my name's eric! oh, that could get confusing, do you mind if we call you bruce!?
#322 50 Sun Sep 22 22:15:11 1991 [PMRC] Spur [and Tandy's! All the way!]
You see that tree over? Well the point is, I could hit in 9 times out of 10. Well, 8 maybe.
#354 50 Mon Sep 23 17:20:49 1991 [I am] Cser [Webster Jr.]
And then cardinal Bigels came over and said
#370 50 Mon Sep 23 17:59:10 1991 [PMRC] Spur [and Tandy's! All the way!]
What's this! Ain't none of you ever seen the hand of God before? what're you staring at! Well then, today we're going tp be marching up and down the square. Are there any of you runts who'd like to do womething else than marching up and down the square? Huh?
#604 50 Tue Sep 24 19:46:29 1991 Monty
i don't like her don't like her?! but why not, she's rich, beautiful, and shes got HUGE, tracks of land but mother father fffaaather, i don't want land...
#652 50 Tue Sep 24 22:38:35 1991 [PMRC] Spur [and Tandy's! All the way!]
We are the knights of lancelot we love to sing and dance a lot...
#723 50 Wed Sep 25 14:06:52 1991 Monty
brave sir robin, he was not the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways, oh brace sir robin, he was afraid to die, oh brave sir robin nor his eyes gouged out, his arms lopped off, his head mashed into a pulp, his nose cut off and his spleen removed and his intestines severed in to, his hair pulled out and his feet skewerd and his penis.. THAT will be enough singing for now, thank you minstrel
#798 50 Wed Sep 25 22:57:23 1991 [PMRC] Spur [and Tandy's! All the way!]
brave sir robin ran away... And they ate the minstrles, and there was much rejoicing.
#879 50 Thu Sep 26 18:58:29 1991 Shane
why are these rooms JUST NOW available to me?
#899 50 Thu Sep 26 19:52:19 1991 [I am the slave of...] Zied [...masterbation]
naw, can't be. I gotta see that movie again, monty do you have it on tape, if so bring it to a mud meeting or something.
#930 50 Fri Sep 27 03:42:19 1991 James T Kirk
I musta just put you in the group.
#1043 50 Sat Sep 28 15:33:39 1991 Monty
When danger reared it's ugly head, sir robin turned his tail and fled, brave sir robin ran away... I don't have it on tape, but I have a friend who does, and you can make a copy of my Monty Python The Final Rip Off album.
#1078 50 Sat Sep 28 18:50:48 1991 [The Phantom of the opera] Chris Serface [is there, inside your mind.]
I have GOT to see Monty Python
#1098 50 Sat Sep 28 19:27:32 1991 [FUCK] Zied [YOU]
nifty, but is it on CD?
#1117 50 Sun Sep 29 11:09:55 1991 [FUCK YOU] Spur [and the finger you rode in on]
Why do you care? Anyways, you wouldn't like it Chris, it's way too cool for you
#1145 50 Sun Sep 29 19:09:55 1991 [Don't try copying this] Roya [and make it into a mutation...]
Monty Python? You're talking about the show, right?
#1159 50 Sun Sep 29 20:15:38 1991 Monty
The Flying Circus, The Life of Brian, The Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, anyone'l do, know any monty python, speak out, and you shall be rewarded, by the way, zeet, it is on cd
#1160 50 Sun Sep 29 20:15:46 1991 Monty
two of em, in fact
#1182 50 Sun Sep 29 20:46:29 1991 [no, I mean it...] Shane [FUCK YOU]
heeeeeyyy spur, here's the thing for you... monty too... monty python cd's.. a double cd set for like 18-20 bucks.. neat. "the last big ripoff" or something close to that..
#1214 50 Sun Sep 29 22:19:02 1991 [FUCK YOU] Spur [and the finger you rode in on]
I think Monty's already got that, and I don't buy em, I just listne to it at friend's houses, it until I memorize them, it's cheaper.
#1225 50 Sun Sep 29 22:56:18 1991 Monty
it's the Final Rip-off, and it's rad! anyone want a copy of it, just give me some tapes, 1 100 minuter or 2 60 minuters, and i'll make you a copy of it
#1284 50 Mon Sep 30 16:08:53 1991 [no, I mean it...] Shane [FUCK YOU]
i'll give you a tape to put it on... cuz I don't have a clue what's on it, and I'm fairly python-ignorant...
#1288 50 Mon Sep 30 16:38:36 1991 James T Kirk
I'll bring one to the next meeting...
#1302 50 Mon Sep 30 17:25:49 1991 [FUCK YOU] Spur [and the finger you rode in on]
Yeah, what skits has it got on it anyways?
#1358 50 Mon Sep 30 18:58:03 1991 [FUCK] Zied [YOU]
nifty, but all i got is two 90 minuters, maybe I'll have you cut 10 minutes out. nifty.
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