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#612 53 Sat Jan 5 02:30:27 1991 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
Ah... Qa'pla! To you all... And thanks...
#2364 55 Thu Dec 19 09:03:42 1991 [I will not be stopped!] Chris the Shaych [The Shaych lives!!]
Kai, kai kassari, duymey!! Qap'la!!
#2373 55 Thu Dec 19 09:24:03 1991 [dead] Spur [-like-guy]
Right.
#2404 55 Thu Dec 19 15:22:53 1991 [where's] deadman [deadspur?]
Gu'ickla trUCH'lick.
#2333 55 Thu Dec 19 16:59:44 1991 [I will not be stopped!] Outcast [The Shaych lives!!]
Hechu'! jISaHbe'! chuyDaH! Oapla, joHwI.
#2349 55 Thu Dec 19 17:21:39 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Right... Nga! Ji shAH nar shI naJUlu...
#2416 55 Thu Dec 19 21:01:55 1991 [I will not be stopped!] Chris the Shaych [The Shaych lives!!]
Ka'tu BortaS!!
#2506 55 Fri Dec 20 17:27:14 1991 [i can't think] Roya [of any surname...]
uh HUH...
#2534 55 Fri Dec 20 20:42:50 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
Does anyone have a Klingon dictionary?
#2547 55 Fri Dec 20 22:00:37 1991 [Cars and ditches...] Scorpion [...don't mix.]
Actually, one does exist. "mercy is for the weak and the incompentent" some Klingon dude in a book or a movie or tv show.
#2599 55 Sat Dec 21 07:59:01 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
I've seen a book about Klingon covert activities, spys, etc. I haven't found a dictionary yet...
#2777 55 Sat Dec 21 23:58:31 1991 Spur [burn BM productions]
I FORGIVE YOU whoever took my revolving station lamp. I saved up my paper route money until I was 12 to buy that lamp but it was recently stolen from my lamp. I would like to have it returned, no questions asked. Jesus saves.
#2807 55 Sun Dec 22 02:57:34 1991 [where's] deadman [deadspur?]
I FORGIVE YOU whoever published the Klingon dictionary. I saved up my whoring money until I was 12 to buy that book but it was recently stolen from the clutches of my people. I would like to have it painted pink, without a fashion sense. Jesus died.
#2845 55 Sun Dec 22 11:02:10 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Quit watchin' TV, O unliving spirit of manliness...
#2985 55 Sun Dec 22 19:01:47 1991 [If I where Human,I beleave my] Captain James T Kirk [responce would be".Goto Hell"]
I've got the Klingon dictionary... coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..
#3065 55 Sun Dec 22 21:25:25 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Then enlighten us, wisest of all Klingons...
#3110 55 Sun Dec 22 23:54:25 1991 [Ob-la-di ob-la-da] Roya [life goes on...]
i don't speak Klingon...
#3135 55 Mon Dec 23 00:46:47 1991 [mommy] deadman [mommy]
so, audin. why'd you steal the book?
#3188 55 Mon Dec 23 09:20:11 1991 [Are Romulans] Chris the Shaych [Good in bed?]
QI'q ta DaQ'poI!
#3348 55 Mon Dec 23 20:33:49 1991 [Look everybody...] Scorpion [it's creamer-container man!]
Where'd you get it , Audin?
#3395 55 Mon Dec 23 22:15:46 1991 Spur [the God]
"How to Shoplift This Book", coming to B Dalton soon
#3478 55 Tue Dec 24 07:27:17 1991 [The stars are the greatest] Roya [thing you've ever seen...]
Oh geez, since CHRIS wasn't at Pockets, i spent the whole time at B Dalton reading through ALL the books..its cool, you read the book, and you don't have to pay for it. I found out who Kierkegaard was...Existintialist (sp) Matt Groening always makes references to him in his Life in Hell books...
#3829 55 Tue Dec 24 14:25:06 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
It's a store my mom always went to (i think she still does) for some unknown reason.... maybe i'll stop by the mall tomorrow...is it really Teu, or is the clocked screwed up?
#3806 55 Wed Dec 25 11:45:42 1991 [SysGod] Captain James T Kirk [, Of Star Fleet Academy...]
What is Pockets? I've picked up that it's some store in the cap. mall... I got it at Walden book... I like that store, thay got all sorts uh St shit there..,.
#3895 55 Wed Dec 25 19:18:55 1991 [SysGod] Captain James T Kirk [, Of Star Fleet Academy...]
amazingly, this clock is only 1 min off...
#3896 55 Wed Dec 25 19:19:21 1991 [SysGod] Captain James T Kirk [, Of Star Fleet Academy...]
Not counting that fact that i told it it was the 24th..... Hehehe... opps./..
#3955 55 Wed Dec 25 20:47:28 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
Audins down wit OPP..hahaha...
#4019 55 Wed Dec 25 23:17:37 1991 [poseur] deadman [god]
is audin suffering opp? hm.
#4092 55 Thu Dec 26 09:53:47 1991 [SysGod] Captain James T Kirk [, Of Star Fleet Academy...]
What in the hell is opp?
#4113 55 Thu Dec 26 10:08:44 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pyloric Valve...]
hmmmm
#4171 55 Thu Dec 26 12:06:42 1991 [If I had a shotgun] Shane [I'd BLOW MYSELF TO HELL]
osteo-perosis perpetration
#4172 55 Thu Dec 26 12:06:55 1991 [If I had a shotgun] Shane [I'd BLOW MYSELF TO HELL]
oh baby come fornicate me
#4280 55 Thu Dec 26 20:42:16 1991 [Damn kid, tying up the phone-] Scorpion [line, they're all the same.]
other-peoples-_____________ Be creative, just think about it a bit
#4320 55 Thu Dec 26 21:47:34 1991 Roya [is God.]
other peoples paper.....those darn moochers. Hey, anybody have any lined paper i can borrow?
#4369 55 Thu Dec 26 23:52:33 1991 [poseur] deadman [god]
come on everybody, let me show you what it's all about.
#4389 55 Fri Dec 27 06:57:33 1991 [When I think of Keebler] Chris the Shaych [I touch my elf.]
Shane, you need to get laid...
#4427 55 Fri Dec 27 09:39:40 1991 [texas is the place] Shane [to not hang them low]
fuck off
#4428 55 Fri Dec 27 09:39:52 1991 [texas is the place] Shane [to not hang them low]
NOT me
#420 53 Sat Jan 4 13:23:03 1992 [Poetry] Chris the Shaych [Is a subjective term.]
Qa'pla!!
#473 53 Sat Jan 4 20:47:23 1992 Blade Runner
What does that mean? Like glory, or honor or something?
#512 53 Sat Jan 4 22:36:31 1992 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
Something...
#561 53 Sun Jan 5 08:58:53 1992 [Poetry] Chris the Shaych [Is a subjective term.]
Success. Qa'pla! Kai Lightning!!
#568 53 Sun Jan 5 09:35:29 1992 Captain James T Kirk
It's used as a parting word.. Like bye. Live Long and Prosper, stuff like that...
#686 53 Sun Jan 5 20:26:06 1992 [wank wank.] Spur [how do you feel about that?]
Kaaaahrkk... Eyee meet yew agAIn!
#870 53 Mon Jan 6 21:01:58 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
Just make sunds like your clearing your throat and you've got kilngon
#934 53 Tue Jan 7 06:23:56 1992 Blade Runner
that's what it sounds like. They have used language experts to develop the language for the movies, in fact the whole Klingon dialect. I wonder if that consitutes creation of a new language?
#947 53 Tue Jan 7 09:21:41 1992 [I get to go to Oklahoma!!] Chris the Shaych [Yay!!]
Well, since they have verb conjegation, interogitives, adverbs, etc, I would say, yes, it does. Qa'pla bortAS!!
#1026 53 Tue Jan 7 18:28:47 1992 Blade Runner
Cool, a new language!!
#1063 53 Tue Jan 7 19:35:16 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
dead even before it was alive
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