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#10846 56 Thu Oct 17 19:41:05 1991 [come on over...] Shane [SHOOT the SHIT]
spontaneous combustion has happened in humans. same concept as when a bail of hay mysteriously catches on fire. it could happen any second. live in fear.
#10890 56 Thu Oct 17 22:25:01 1991 Snailracer
Max Headroom was cool, too bad the evil networks suppressed it.
#11076 56 Mon Oct 21 09:48:11 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
It wouldn't just be <POOF> and then you're ash. No, first it would start with a bit of warmth in your stomach and them <POOF> and you're ash.
#11115 56 Tue Oct 22 12:28:27 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Hmm, sounds kinda like drugs...
#11274 56 Tue Oct 22 20:14:00 1991 [The chocolate Ration has been] Scorpion [increased from 9g to 4g.]
There's a difference between fried and literally fried but then spontainous combustion isn't frying
#11300 56 Tue Oct 22 20:53:36 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Warmth in stomach, poof, then some ash, I'd say sounds similar...
#11316 56 Tue Oct 22 22:22:36 1991 Snailracer
People probably blow up from the wrong kinds of food, like Jack Daniel's and white bread... it just explodes in your system and there's nothing left... sorta like the fat guy in the meaning of life.
#11374 56 Wed Oct 23 08:07:30 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Jack Daniels and white bread? I'll remember that combination..
#11425 56 Wed Oct 23 10:08:00 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Jack Daniels, old grandad and me...we're happy as we could ever be! Ooooh..I just found a fifty dollar bill..whaddya say you an me can drink a fill! They Crests And Troughs of Vernon Halley Jr....Heh,heh....SNL...
#16010 56 Tue Nov 26 03:02:48 1991 [Do you neeeeeed] Roya [anybody?]
modem
#16065 56 Tue Nov 26 10:18:40 1991 [You're pretty good...] Lightning [......NOT!!!]
-ing...
#16259 56 Tue Nov 26 20:18:54 1991 [Sometimes I can't find my way] Spur [Soak up all the decay!]
fuck off lightning.
#16312 56 Wed Nov 27 03:30:02 1991 [Do you neeeeeed] Roya [anybody?]
Jesus Christ....do you need a Tylonal or something?
#16343 56 Wed Nov 27 09:51:16 1991 [
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He's going to, in a moment... A LOT!!!
#16344 56 Wed Nov 27 09:51:50 1991 [
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BTW, Spur, FOAD, dude...
#16502 56 Wed Nov 27 22:16:13 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
And she's modeming.... What's her price for a dial....
#16521 56 Wed Nov 27 23:05:07 1991 [
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Pardon me?
#16610 56 Thu Nov 28 14:16:24 1991 [
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Whats this windowed too?
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