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Shane
stay away from redheads
Roya
Stay away from Blondies...
bill
I'm calling in from a new Cray Super Computer. 8000 billion Megaflops and about the same MIPs. Damn it's fast! BUT I'M USING A SPECIAL MODEM MADE BY IBM THAT RUNS AT 2BPS. NOW DO I WIN THE AWARD FOR THE WORST COMPUTER SYSTEM? dO i? dO i?
Roya
Umm..yeah..ok..sure....What the HELL did you say again?
Shane
heed what this wise man says... stay away from redheads.
Roya
Um....whatever
bill
Geez, I went to the trouble of typing that in, least you all could do is respond.
Shane
I was impressed. so impressed that my typing skills left me at the time.
Captain James T Kirk
The Cray 2 is ecuvilent to 100 IBM mainframe computers, or, 50,000 IBM pc's.
It has 2 BILLION bytes of ram... (1,953,125 megs..)
Lightning
Neat... Let's blow up the world...
Roya
is this like cray fish? can we eat them?
Italian Stallion
They go good in a pickled Herring Wine Sauce.
Lightning
Can it play guitar like Robert Cray?
Shane
do you realize how much shit you could run before ever rebooting...?
Lightning
A lot of shit...
bill
But it can't play like Robert Cray so it sucks shit. I don't want one.
Lightning
Oh... Okay...
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