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#11199 55 Tue Oct 22 17:20:12 1991 [Big Cheese...] Shane [MAKE ME!!!]
stay away from redheads
#11338 55 Wed Oct 23 03:45:22 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Stay away from Blondies...
#11395 55 Wed Oct 23 09:13:47 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
I'm calling in from a new Cray Super Computer. 8000 billion Megaflops and about the same MIPs. Damn it's fast! BUT I'M USING A SPECIAL MODEM MADE BY IBM THAT RUNS AT 2BPS. NOW DO I WIN THE AWARD FOR THE WORST COMPUTER SYSTEM? dO i? dO i?
#11429 55 Wed Oct 23 10:14:58 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Umm..yeah..ok..sure....What the HELL did you say again?
#11536 55 Thu Oct 24 17:06:46 1991 [What's wrong with him?] Shane [He's an exhaust baby..]
heed what this wise man says... stay away from redheads.
#11578 55 Sun Oct 27 10:56:23 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Um....whatever
#11627 55 Sun Oct 27 17:58:23 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
Geez, I went to the trouble of typing that in, least you all could do is respond.
#11655 55 Sun Oct 27 18:49:00 1991 ["Hello, Winchell's Donuts..] Shane [May I help you?"]
I was impressed. so impressed that my typing skills left me at the time.
#15840 55 Mon Nov 25 17:08:40 1991 [dHi, fHow are] Captain James T Kirk [fYou fdToday?]
The Cray 2 is ecuvilent to 100 IBM mainframe computers, or, 50,000 IBM pc's. It has 2 BILLION bytes of ram... (1,953,125 megs..)
#15882 55 Mon Nov 25 18:09:46 1991 [You're pretty good...] Lightning [......NOT!!!]
Neat... Let's blow up the world...
#15918 55 Mon Nov 25 19:17:45 1991 [Do you neeeeeed] Roya [anybody?]
is this like cray fish? can we eat them?
#15965 55 Mon Nov 25 20:16:31 1991 Italian Stallion [Fish On...]
They go good in a pickled Herring Wine Sauce.
#16073 55 Tue Nov 26 10:25:38 1991 [You're pretty good...] Lightning [......NOT!!!]
Can it play guitar like Robert Cray?
#16105 55 Tue Nov 26 11:31:27 1991 Shane
do you realize how much shit you could run before ever rebooting...?
#16140 55 Tue Nov 26 14:51:13 1991 [b1What's this?0c] Lightning [f31COLOR?03]
A lot of shit...
#16504 55 Wed Nov 27 22:18:53 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
But it can't play like Robert Cray so it sucks shit. I don't want one.
#16522 55 Wed Nov 27 23:05:55 1991 [fLet's get03] Lightning [fPhilosophical03]
Oh... Okay...
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