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#98 50 Fri Sep 20 17:35:07 1991 [Come Fly] The Rocketeer [with me]
AUDIN! Where are you?!?!?!?!
#100 50 Fri Sep 20 18:30:37 1991 James T Kirk
Buisy! (Watchin' TV) (Being lazy)
#109 50 Fri Sep 20 20:18:59 1991 Spur
Sysops disease strike again.
#192 50 Fri Sep 20 23:04:01 1991 Spur
Just can't get it down!
#131 50 Sat Sep 21 04:51:26 1991 James T Kirk
Sorry, the sysop is not around...
#171 50 Sat Sep 21 16:24:52 1991 Italian Stallion
Sorry the sysop is not aroused'
#272 50 Sun Sep 22 00:08:08 1991 Italian Stallion
maybe you should check into a mental hospital for lonely veterans, monty....i hear they would like you to join them...
#216 50 Sun Sep 22 09:13:31 1991 Monty
just can't get enough of getting it up
#307 50 Sun Sep 22 21:52:23 1991 Monty
oh sure, so they could admire my body, like i could ever have any fun
#346 50 Mon Sep 23 17:09:53 1991 [I am] Cser [Webster Jr.]
ANd such a nice body it is
#486 50 Tue Sep 24 12:38:40 1991 Isis
Do you know this from experience? Oh BTW Hi! Anna, when you finally log on.
#527 50 Tue Sep 24 14:14:59 1991 Zied
Anna who? (yes I need to know everonbe who calls, sorry.
#552 50 Tue Sep 24 15:20:57 1991 James T Kirk
You don't know KeithCliff.
#586 50 Tue Sep 24 19:03:45 1991 [If there is no wind...] Roya [ROW.]
Anna Hauser (I think that's how you spell it.) I don't know her very well though...
#599 50 Tue Sep 24 19:41:16 1991 Monty
she is neat
#610 50 Tue Sep 24 20:04:54 1991 Italian Stallion
anna.....gus is dead! anna......gus is dead! just kiddin'......(personal joke)(I hope she finds this room!)
#625 50 Tue Sep 24 21:11:23 1991 chiquita
Thanks for telling me again but I told you once already he's risen. And he told me himself that he's doing fine.
#633 50 Tue Sep 24 21:59:23 1991 [I am] Cser [Webster Jr.]
That was a mean joke when you põlled it Mike
#717 50 Wed Sep 25 14:00:24 1991 Monty
gus has RISEN?! and how the hell would you know, chiquita?
#738 50 Wed Sep 25 14:49:14 1991 Isis
Ouch!
#799 50 Wed Sep 25 22:58:21 1991 [PMRC] Spur [and Tandy's! All the way!]
Well, depedning on how Chiquita likes it, I'd imagine. Might not be ouch, might even be ooh. Can I transfer this message to anonymous? I'm embarASSed.
#900 50 Thu Sep 26 19:55:11 1991 [I am the slave of...] Zied [...masterbation]
ah ha, I know who anna hauser is.
#954 50 Fri Sep 27 19:11:54 1991 Shane
OH MY GOD. phone the president.
#955 50 Fri Sep 27 19:12:09 1991 Shane
...as spur would say.
#970 50 Fri Sep 27 20:21:13 1991 [FUCK] Zied [YOU]
to late, here's already here.
#993 50 Sat Sep 28 07:03:42 1991 [Eat my] The Rocketeer [flames!]
I'm a PROBLEM USER! ALLRIGHT!
#1001 50 Sat Sep 28 09:21:30 1991 Italian Stallion
(but it was an awesome stunt)(zied....how could you not know who she was?)(she's on tv juggling her breasts over a banana and winking at you and tossing her fruit laden hat around her head)
#1018 50 Sat Sep 28 13:47:53 1991 James T Kirk
Luckey you!
#1074 50 Sat Sep 28 18:38:19 1991 [The Phantom of the opera] Chris Serface [is there, inside your mind.]
Wonder how that happened
#1118 50 Sun Sep 29 11:10:41 1991 [FUCK YOU] Spur [and the finger you rode in on]
Can you make m a problem user too? God knows I flip enough shit around here..
#1247 50 Sun Sep 29 13:42:24 1991 [Eat my] The Rocketeer [flames!]
It is a wonder why your hated Chris, because you screw around with peoples accounts.
#1155 50 Sun Sep 29 20:10:19 1991 Monty
god, my dad came up while i was doing this and started reading messages, he saw one that i wrote that said "fuck" in it and he started rambling on about how it's notlassy and people will look down on me for saying it, wwwweeeeelllll FUCK HIM!!!
#1172 50 Sun Sep 29 20:29:24 1991 [no, I mean it...] Shane [FUCK YOU]
that's the right attitude.
#1186 50 Sun Sep 29 21:16:56 1991 Italian Stallion
no its not. That's incest and it's gross.
#1204 50 Sun Sep 29 22:05:59 1991 [FUCK YOU] Spur [and the finger you rode in on]
Don't knock it till you've tried it, Stallion.
#1242 50 Sun Sep 29 23:42:04 1991 James T Kirk
don't ya hate it wen that happens?
#1457 50 Mon Sep 30 11:23:15 1991 Italian Stallion
I still don't have .s you idiot. cser, you fucked with my account too. don't forget that.
#1286 50 Mon Sep 30 16:30:23 1991 James T Kirk
Huh?
#1331 50 Mon Sep 30 18:12:36 1991 [Quit playing] Chris Serface [these games!]
I have screwed with one persons account so far on this version of Drag Cit, and that was you Keith, and you know why I did it
#1346 50 Mon Sep 30 18:42:19 1991 [FUCK] Zied [YOU]
kontrol freak. dudes that was rad, "don't knock it till you try it" he he and montys "well fuck him"
#1384 50 Mon Sep 30 19:43:26 1991 [FUCK YOU] Spur [and the finger you rode in on]
I don't like to brag (hot sex) but I do like to brag (hot sex).
#1432 50 Tue Oct 1 05:53:36 1991 James T Kirk
OKAY! STOP GOD DAMNIT! I'm giveing EVERYONE sysop. AND i'm rigging it so that when keith calls, it'll look like the boards down. Why? Becouse all he dose when he calls is USE THE FUCKING CHAT KEY! Even when i have the chat turned off, he uses the aide chat. BUT, I no longer have a speaker in my computer. YAY! And now that you've bothered to read this, just ignore it, i had to put it somewhere.
#1465 50 Wed Oct 2 10:32:40 1991 James T Kirk
You were suposed to ignore that.
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