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#1237 53 Mon Jul 22 21:03:30 1991 [My moral old underwear] zied [has run away.]
I'll be data, shane since you seem to be without Identity I'll let you be whats his name the engineer. you just act normal and no one will care, whoops I'm getting, to use the human term, "out of hand".
#1257 53 Mon Jul 22 22:07:46 1991 [The Author] Lightning [and Scholar...]
Would that mean that Shane is Geordi?
#1277 53 Tue Jul 23 06:10:07 1991 [My moral standing] Shane [is twisted and warped]
is that good?
#1278 53 Tue Jul 23 06:10:34 1991 [My moral standing] Shane [is twisted and warped]
wait a minute. i don't think I could play that part too well without lotsa makeup.
#1289 53 Tue Jul 23 10:15:10 1991 [New!] Lightning [And Improved!]
And my part won't need makeup? My forehaed isn't that lumpy...
#1308 53 Tue Jul 23 11:51:27 1991 [My Moral standing] zied [has a limp.]
captain, sensors detect a large plastic white object, it seems to be covering the ship, long and narrow, engaging the drives.
#1318 53 Tue Jul 23 14:57:53 1991 [My name is Jean-Lu c Picard] Cser [and I am
1bald
0!]
Abort that order. If we engage the drive we might rupture it. Haven't you ever heard of Starship condoms? They protect you from Klingons while circling Uranus. Plot a course to Earth, I hear they have something called "Bulletin Boards" whatever those are. Supposedly one of them is named after the academy. Engage.
#1325 53 Tue Jul 23 15:57:54 1991 [My Moral standing] zied [has a limp.]
right away sir.
#1350 53 Tue Jul 23 21:04:33 1991 [My name is Jean-Lu c Picard] Cser [and I am
1bald
0!]
You're a good officer Data, even if you're not a man.
#1360 53 Tue Jul 23 22:08:32 1991 Isis
Sir, I'm sencing that some of the male members of the crew feel intimidated by the size of the condem our ship is wearing.
#1365 53 Tue Jul 23 22:36:47 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
E WHY is UHURA on top of the Ship ridin' that thing?
#1377 53 Tue Jul 23 23:20:27 1991 [New!] Lightning [And Improved!]
I believe someone is in the wrong room here, Captain. Shall I remove him, Sir?
#1380 53 Wed Jul 24 02:04:46 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
Excuse me but I am Khan. I'm dead so you can't remove me, put me in the brig, stockade, or even talk to me without being made fun of so..Now, Carry on.
#1385 53 Wed Jul 24 07:48:56 1991 [New!] Lightning [And Improved!]
<<<Bristle!>>>
#1452 53 Thu Jul 25 21:21:01 1991 zied [JUST SAY NO TO NETTING!]
Sir it seems that Khan an old and DEAD bad guy has appeared in the hull, sensors pick up nothing unusual (they never do), just another incredible star trek coinsindence, quite normal I have observed.
#1460 53 Thu Jul 25 21:57:36 1991 Isis
Send him down to sick bay, I'll have a look. All medical reports say he's dead, I don't understand how this could have happened.
#1470 53 Thu Jul 25 22:27:07 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
God Damnit I'm DEAD! Don't make an issue out of it! I was peacefully being dEAD in the Hull where it is cold so I could have my ice cream, er revenge and then ya go haulin me off ot warm comfortable sick bay! I'm dead dammit! Don't Treat me like somekind of expirement! Just remember: I was being dead long before most of you were even born!
#1491 53 Fri Jul 26 10:14:55 1991 [My moral standing] Shane [is twisted and warped]
and we LIKED it!! I tell ya we LOVED it!!! we didn't have these fancy schmancy microwave ovens! we cooked our food over HOT COALS, and it took ya three weeks to bake a potato. BUT WE LIKED IT!!!
#1502 53 Fri Jul 26 11:59:15 1991 Isis
I'm sencing extreme confusion from him sir, it's almost as though he doesn't know who or where he is.
#1518 53 Fri Jul 26 12:39:38 1991 zied [JUST SAY NO TO NETTING!]
gordi (is that right) you seem to be confused, I don't understand what yor trying to say, but hell I'm a damn robot I don't dont' don't give a shit anyway!!!! fuck an A I am sick of thewse damn ugly uniforms, I want out!!!
#1519 53 Fri Jul 26 12:40:00 1991 zied [JUST SAY NO TO NETTING!]
and why aren't their any female robots?
#1594 53 Fri Jul 26 21:17:49 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
The scientists wanted to make their machines relaible and emotionally stable.
#1604 53 Fri Jul 26 21:52:49 1991 [I'd be a whole lot smaller...] Lightning [...If I weren't so damn BIG!]
{a low chuckle ejects itself from the monsterous Klingon at the Weapons Console)...
#1616 53 Fri Jul 26 22:28:19 1991 [I want to be a] zied [Piss-up when I get BIG!]
damn it I want to fucka female roibot and there aren't any, SOOO I'll just take over the enterprise for the 500th tiem and we'll have an original story.
#1628 53 Sat Jul 27 00:47:01 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
(Is Data capable of Desire)(Or doing anythng about it?)
#1674 53 Sat Jul 27 05:25:33 1991 [I'm the sysop!] Captain James T Kirk [So don't bug me, or else!]
Noone knows. But he did try to kill Fasho(sp) in that one episode. thats not something Data's suposed to be about to do.
#1941 53 Tue Jul 30 12:12:33 1991 [My Moral standing] zied [has a plot for world domation]
I saw the one with my evil twin bother (orginal plot there).
#2270 53 Sun Aug 4 07:41:46 1991 [I am the father] Shane [the father of NOTHING!]
damn you all. I may be old, but I'm a DOCTOR, and I know a hell of alot more than you'll EVER know about the profession, damn you. I can point my little healer stick better than you, dammit. for Christ's sake. Damn you. Dammit.
#2278 53 Sun Aug 4 08:07:41 1991 [Well...] Lightning [This is just COOL!]
Shall I rip out his liver, sir?
#2322 53 Sun Aug 4 13:26:34 1991 [that doesn't frost my cookies] zied [hen hen]
little healer stick sir? perhaps you mean the little mettal thing that makes funny noises? I have noticed that many of the special effects around here are rather fake looking, such as me, for example. or the clocked ram-you-in, escuse me I mean Rolumian.
#2333 53 Sun Aug 4 20:44:06 1991 [I am the father] Shane [the father of NOTHING!]
isn't it like 'romulan' or something?
#2362 53 Sun Aug 4 21:17:19 1991 [that doesn't frost my cookies] zied [hen hen]
well audin spelled it, so i don't know.
#2369 53 Sun Aug 4 21:56:35 1991 Isis
Sir, I am sensing extreme confusion from the old man. I recomend we eject him out an air lock.
#2392 53 Mon Aug 5 07:43:35 1991 [Guess what!] Lightning [Lightning's in the news!]
Yes... It would be enjoyable to watch him squirm...
#2451 53 Mon Aug 5 17:20:45 1991 [I am the father] Shane [the father of NOTHING!]
DAMN YOU ALL!!! Where's JIM? DAMMIT, this place has gone to HELL. for Christ's sake, I'm a DOCTOR!!!
#2464 53 Mon Aug 5 18:04:28 1991 Isis
I'm sorry Jean-Luc, I've done all I can. I'm afraid I have to agree with counciler troy on this one.
#2493 53 Mon Aug 5 20:15:42 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
.......(If Doctor Mckoy dies...HE will not come.....).....
#2498 53 Mon Aug 5 20:37:10 1991 [Sir] Lightning [of Ziplington...]
I believe that is a given...
#2533 53 Tue Aug 6 13:33:31 1991 [Would you believe me] Shane [when I tell you]
DAMN you. DOCTOR! Jim.
#2534 53 Tue Aug 6 13:33:38 1991 [Would you believe me] Shane [when I tell you]
hmph.
#2547 53 Tue Aug 6 16:23:52 1991 Isis
Sir, the crew is becoming greatly annoyed with the doctor. Sujest IMEDIATE ejection.
#2552 53 Tue Aug 6 16:39:27 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
(ease his pain)
#2561 53 Tue Aug 6 17:08:08 1991 [Would you believe me] Shane [when I tell you]
(if you build it, he will come)
#2562 53 Tue Aug 6 17:41:06 1991 [I'm the sysop!] Captain James T Kirk [So don't bug me, or else!]
Captain, I suggest we use him in the warp engins as a sorce of matter.
#2563 53 Tue Aug 6 18:43:29 1991 [Would you believe me] Shane [when I tell you]
DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! Damn. Christ's sake! Damn. DAMN! Jim. DOCTOR!
#2576 53 Tue Aug 6 19:41:55 1991 Isis
Captian, I'm afraid I was forced to take it into my own hands. I injected him with extreamly fatal poison. He died imeadatly.
#2586 53 Tue Aug 6 20:27:07 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
Ha! This is a computer Bug! The injection was not FATAL cause I dispenced the wrong formula! AAHAAHAHAHHAHA (This bug placed here by one Doctor "Bones" McKoy 80 years ago....)
#2590 53 Tue Aug 6 21:31:13 1991 Isis
I saw him die, I'm a doctor, I can't handle him any longer. I need to talk to the counciler.
#2591 53 Tue Aug 6 21:32:11 1991 Isis
It's okay beverly, he's dead, sir I still suggest we eject his dead body, she can't hold up under this stress much longer.
#2594 53 Wed Aug 7 02:31:28 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
(GREAT SPACE GOD:....eject both doctors....eject both doctors...eject both doctors...)
#2663 53 Wed Aug 7 11:54:16 1991 [that doesn't frost my cookies] zied [hen hen]
hEY I have an orginal Idea, why don't we eject both doctors eject both doctors?
#2738 53 Wed Aug 7 17:00:12 1991 Isis
You can't eject me, Picard has the hots for me, he's never allow it. Don't you remember how he risked the whole ship several times just to save my son. BTW, who is the captain?
#2739 53 Wed Aug 7 17:45:58 1991 [Alright! Alright!] Captain James T Kirk [I won't net!!!!!]
Captain Picard of course!(Cser)
#2754 53 Wed Aug 7 18:13:23 1991 [we can take a ride] Shane [to loveland]
DOCTOR! Jim. DAMN! Christ's sake. Jim. DOCTOR!
#2760 53 Wed Aug 7 18:49:26 1991 Isis
I can't take this......I'm loosing control......Wil, help me. (shoot him or something.)
#2761 53 Wed Aug 7 19:13:13 1991 [Alright! Alright!] Captain James T Kirk [I won't net!!!!!]
a63----BUZZ----ZAP----Swwoosh! Well, i demateralized him.
#2766 53 Wed Aug 7 20:02:53 1991 [we can take a ride] Shane [to loveland]
DOCTOR! Damn you all. Jim. DAMN! DOCTOR! Doctor. Jim.
#2793 53 Wed Aug 7 20:59:00 1991 [that doesn't frost my cookies] zied [hen hen]
gads, this is getting mightly lame. (do i sound liek spur yet?)
#2803 53 Wed Aug 7 21:49:39 1991 Isis
Make him stop, I can't take it.
#2808 53 Wed Aug 7 22:30:28 1991 [The L.A. Guns Fanatic] Italian Stallion
;adg (that was said with such feeling)
#2812 53 Thu Aug 8 01:05:51 1991 [that doesn't frost my cookies] zied [hen hen]
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#2813 53 Thu Aug 8 01:06:13 1991 [that doesn't frost my cookies] zied [hen hen]
written with much feeling also.
#2837 53 Thu Aug 8 10:01:27 1991 [we can take a ride] Shane [to loveland]
Damn you all.
#2974 53 Fri Aug 9 12:52:59 1991 [I need a new surname] zied [hows this?]
damn you to lameness
#3077 53 Fri Aug 9 22:09:59 1991 [Sir] Lightning [of Ziplington...]
All of you... Knock it off, or I'll eject ALL of you out the main airlock... I am a mighty Klingon Warrior, and you all are just a bunch of pussy-assed humans, anyway, so you'd better not mess with me... By the way, Doctor... What was that strange white powder you put on my Wheaties this morning?
#3084 53 Fri Aug 9 22:28:24 1991 Isis
What powder, I don't know anything about any powder. Just what are you saying? I didn't touch your Wheaties....you didn't eat that THING'S wheaties did you?
#3090 53 Fri Aug 9 23:43:32 1991 [Sir] Lightning [of Ziplington...]
Uh, oh...
#3125 53 Sat Aug 10 12:11:59 1991 [never] Shane [enough]
It was me. I gave him the white powder. it's a first-try thing.. you know. want more?
#3126 53 Sat Aug 10 12:12:15 1991 [never] Shane [enough]
damn you to hell if you don't.
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