Temple of Isis>
deadman
welcome, class, to 'desicration 101'. we'll start today with studying basic technique and proceedure for desicration of an egyptian goddess' temple. watch carefully....
Outcast
Ha, ha, ha.
Chris the Shaych
Osiris sleeps around, and so would I, were I married to the PMS Goddess!!
Blade Runner
Uh oh...
Lightning
All hell is about to break loose...
Blade Runner
That's kinda what I thought...
Chris the Shaych
Hey, Isis!! Is that rumour about you and Set true?? Kinky!!
Lightning
It looks like this boy's been doing his mythology homework...
Isis
Where's my priest when I need him...he picked a poor time to take a vacation...Lightning - I trust you will stop this blasphimy...it shall be you who suffers dishonor if you job is not fulfilled....
Lightning
I shall serve thee with all that I have, my goddess... Shaych, you shall stop this blasphemy, immediately... If you do not, it will be hard for ALL of us, for the goddess shall smite the earth with a sore curse...
Blade Runner
fascinating...
Spur
jesus, what a bunch of schizos. are they all gods?
deadman
(be careful...they may not *be* gods, but they have egos to rival those of the gods themselves.....)
Lightning
(Thou art God)
Spur
hot sex
Isis
I'm the only one with the NAME of a REAL goddess...
Spur
How do you know that? I'm a REAL goddess myself, just my language doesn't translate well...
Lightning
If you can't translate your language, then your power is useless... So there...
Roya
i'm a goddess in hiding.
Shane
I worship deadman and his underwear
Spur
But can he will the coffee cup around the room?
Lightning
Probably... Someone ought to to make a deadman hall, with his own temple...
Roya
yeah, i think that's what we need...Night of the living deadman.
Blade Runner
Good name for a hall...
deadman
i've got extra boxers if you'd like, shane. i could give you some. i mean, if you're that attached and all....
Shane
oh BABY. I'll give you my address, in case we don't meet again soon..
Roya
i can see this is going to be the start of nice relationship..
deadman
o-tay. you know how to get in touch with me....
Shane
I can't wait
deadman
yeah. don't forget the mayonaise.
deadman
(damn...i didn't mean for that to be public....)
Roya
hermetically sealed in a mayo jar on a Funk and Wagnalls porch...(i sorta forgot the exact way it went)
Shane
shit, now the word is out..
Roya
uh oh. no, i didn't give it away.
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