Offerings to the Goddess Isis>
Isis
Sex over modem would be so difficult.
Shane
"NOW OR NEVER, BABY!!" hehe...
Isis
Okay Shane, right now......c'mon I'm waiting...........See I told ya this wouldn't work.
Shane
it's not as difficult as you might think.
Italian Stallion
Shane if ya got any guts show up at her house tomorrow demanding to do it NOW! (eheh) It would be a classic burn...just bring yer modem and say ya want ot put it underneathy the sheets so ya can have sex over the modem....eheh (Isis>What is yer Address?)
zied
hehehe
Isis
Apple park, apt.# EE101 (that's really it to)
Isis
hehehe, apple park apt. EE101 (I wanna see if he has enough nerve)
Italian Stallion
Will ya be home Friday?
Shane
well, I don't. so there. happy?
I was serious... it has been done.
zied
another room has been taken over by the subversive "fun group" I suggest that all people take great care while in thsi room.
Isis
I'd just laugh if you actually did anyway. Contrary to what Mike says I'm not a slut. Zied- the fun group is to exclude my dad from embarissing rooms.
Isis
BTW it slipped my mind, when (and how) was there sex over modem?
Shane
never mind.
Italian Stallion
See, it was like this....there was sex over more-a-dem then over there, get it?
Isis
no, I don't
Shane
neither do I.
Captain James T Kirk
Me neather, I think you've stumped us all.
Lord Torgrin
Please sire... continue to fill us in on your wise and humble joke...
zied
sever flesh and bone, and offer it to ME!
Lord Torgrin
No.
Isis
Hey! I'm the goddess around here!
Lord Torgrin
Agreed. But my answer to Zied is still... No.
zied
promise craved in stone, deeper than the sea.
Lord Torgrin
Craved in stone? why the hell would I crave being in stone zied?
Lightning
Time to start a room: offerings to the Goddess Zied... Nah... Too normal... I craved stone once... ONCE... I was constipated for a WEEK...
Isis
No! you must only make offerings to ME. I demand there be no other dieties on this board.
Lightning
That's deities, dear... Don't get your goddessliness in a tizzy...
Lord Torgrin
Well, I'm inclined to go the American way, If your a deity, then I have to be one too...
Italian Stallion
you already are aren't you?
Blade Runner
On an instructor's salary maybe, on an airline captains salary NEVER!! hehe
Lightning
I suppose it also depends on the line... Delta captians can make mega-bucks, but Continental captains, on the other hand...
Blade Runner
Still make good money, I know one...
Lightning
Really? I thought their pay scale was WAY lower...
Blade Runner
Well, obviously it depends on the success of the particular airline. Delta is doing MUCH better the Continental, so the pay would be different. There are also alot of people out there right now, they are willing to work for less. Captains still typically get no less than around 70k, and that's a minimum. I don't consider that too bad, regardless if someone else is getting a bit more or so. It also depends on seniority, so that depends on how many newer pilots you have and how many young captains... everything is relative but I haven't heard of one airline being too different from another in the area of captains salaries. Now, first officer and second officer(if they have any planes with them) can vary quite alot from what I've heard, sometimes starting out at as little as 26k for a major airline...
Lightning
Ouch... That's almost like a teacher's salary... And everyone thinks airline pilots make mega-cash...
Blade Runner
I know.... actually they do, but not until a few years of seniority. I've heard that salaries can double though in the first three years, not bad!!
Lightning
Not bad at all...
Blade Runner
I can't wait.. hehe :)
Spur
all i gotta do now is figure out how to afford college without getting a job...
Lightning
Uh, well, hmmmm... You could do well in school and get an academic scholarship... Or, you could lie on your financial aid... OR, heck, you could just have your parents pay for it...
Spur
i like that last one. how do you apply?
Lightning
You mean for the Parental Aid Package? First, get a FAF form... Fill it out correctly, and receive notice that you aren't eligible to get ANY money... Then you rant and rave at your parents about how you won't be able to get into college unless THEY pay... The field you intend to study has a high number of lab hours needed, and so you don't have TIME to get a job... Therefore, you really need their financial help, or else you'll end up on the street... That's all you need...
Roya
wow..PERFECT excuse for me.
Captain James T Kirk
Hmmm...
Scorpion
Double hmmm, triple hmmm even.
Lightning
Right... So, what do you think?
Blade Runner
think?? think??? No, I don't think so.... hehe
Shane
k
Captain James T Kirk
gotta have this room...
TUNA
What shall we offer the Goddess?
Captain James T Kirk
Hmmm..
Isis
I don't want diamonds...they're ugly...
Scorpion
But they're worth money. I could use some money, oh say about $1500
bill
oh, here's $1500....
oedipus
I'll give you my 486-50,ok?
Captain James T Kirk
She's got one... Give it to me...
Italian Stallion
Over here! Audin can have my 386sx!
Isis
Money is a crudy gift.
Blade Runner
unless it's what you want...
Scorpion
Money is the best gift (for me atleast). Almost everything I want is $50+ and that's too much for just a present from someone (immediate family excluded). Gift certificatres are better, because instead of a few little things you only kinda wanted, you can get one big thing you really want. It is depressing just having a pile of envelopes though.
Isis
I like getting money from family, but from anyone else, I find it insulting...I'd rather receive a well thought out CARD for B-day or x-mas, that wasn't just a joke or something, than money. Planned gifts are nice too, I got some really nice things from my friends for my birthday this last year...it hurt when 3 close friends went together and bought a card and each put a 5 dollar bill in it...I would have prefered no gift and a card from each of them, that had meaning. But I have to realize guys don't think like girls do, and that wouldn't have occured to them.
Spur
home made gifts are the raddest. it makes you feel rad, wanted, you know?
deadman
MonkeySpank(tm): Products for Consumers
Spur
cool. or bloodshot.
Italian Stallion
That's something else spur...pass the blue one over here.
Spur
blues SUCK.
Spur
browns are the way to go.
TUNA
I like red.
Spur
what is red, some kind of amphetamine? brown.
Italian Stallion
I need blues though. If they get anymore reds let me know.
Scorpion
Guys are alittle harder to shop for though, hte expression "the bigger the boys, the more exspensive their toys" is very true. I like giving homemade gifts, it lets me show off my cooking skills (no one's died, YET). I usually don't exchange gifts with my friends.
Scorpion
While we're on the subject of gifts, this was the second year in a row that I haven't gotten anything in th band gift exchange. It's just frustrating when you go through the trouble of getting something and then you get forgotten. Next year, Lundberg should have people who want to participate put their names in the hat, it might cut down on people who don't get anything.
TUNA
Scorpion> Get used to it. I didn
ooops
I didn't get anything my freshman and sophomore years in both: band exchange and German exchange. Finally, though, this year, I did get stuff in both.
TUNA
I like getting homemade gifts, and I do wish that I had something like a cooking talent so that I could make them, too>
Italian Stallion
I've never not gotten someone something. (Though this year's was pretty cheap) and I've never been forgotten. I usually don't care if I get something unless I'm hungry (whichi this year I was) cause its usually food, unless someone cool who yer friends with (or they want to be your girlfreind/guyfriend) gets you.
Isis
we can't let MY room die...
Italian Stallion
Yes we can. But I won't.
Isis
How's about somebody offer me a better day than the one I just had...it wouldn't be too difficult...
Roya
oh my.
TUNA
I worship the goddess Isis...
Isis
You're my favorite worshiper...
TUNA
really?
Isis
really, you're also my only worshiper...
Captain James T Kirk
Kind of a "favorite by default" situation...
TUNA
i guess
Isis
No, he'd still be my favorite, even if there were others, its just there arn't any..
TUNA
that's good...
TUNA
that's really COOL!
TUNA
Not!
ETHAN WALKER
ohw eht lleh si sisI? ydobemos llet em,.... sseug ohw?
TUNA
no shit?
Captain James T Kirk
Isis=Viki...
Captain James T Kirk
I THINK
so..............................yea, that SHOULD be right............. ......................................................................
Isis
hmmm...I'm not so sure...
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