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Roya
I don't think that would work....
Roya
Wow......this is the very first message here, again...
Zied
I think therefor (?) I am.
Spur
The contrapositive of which is of course, " I am not therefore I don't think.
Roya
Yup... you got it Zied... (Amazing!) I forgot all about contrapositives and stuff, I learned them in Geometry...but I remember thinking it was a really cool thing to switch words around like that....If that makes any sense.....Well, I don't absolutely have to make sense, cause look what time I'm writing...
Scorpion
DuI like macros.
Spur
Pikhcked on the SPUR of the moment, perchance?
Italian Stallion
oh god...not notnot not no it can't be not at 11:52pm !!!!!!
Roya
Hey, everbody...I think I'll be logging in next time, under a new name...so whatever...It'll be my Handle...whatever that is...
Spur
Have you considered getting something out of a medical jouirnal, maybe? I think "speen" or "index" would be a great handle.
Italian Stallion
how 'bout intravenous inverted bipedal pectoral subgroup a?
Monty
or on the MONTY of the moment
Monty
or glutious maximus
Roya
I know a whole bunch else, too....That's a good idea....I don't know yet
Spur
Wtoo many periods!!!
James T Kirk
yup..................................
Cser
What about Zaphod
Spur
Breeblebox is DEAD!!
Roya
No, actually, I'm thinking Trillian is a good name...I haven't yet decided i f i want to stick with it or now...
Zied
47.
Spur
=.247
Shane
no, you need a number preceding the 4.
Roya
What are all the numbers for?
Monty
how about julian, or jean finley as your handle
Cser
Dent, definitely Dent
Spur
Oh, who cares. What's wrong with Roya?
Roya
Well...everybody, almost everybody, has a nickname...Maybe I should just keep mly own name............Whatever....
James T Kirk
I think Roya's fine. And the trend seems to be going away from handles. Shane, Zied, Pasha.
Shane
be proud of who you are. unless your name is something freaky like audin, nathan, colin...
James T Kirk
Excuse me...I like having a diffrent name. At least it
's diffrent here, not in Norway, but here.
Monty
i use a handle to hide my shame, when read backwards, my name is niloc
James T Kirk
puy
Shane
I'm not trashing your name... there's nothing wrong with it. If I thought it was screwy, I wouldn't have included "colin" and "nathan"...
Monty
gee, i don't know where audin got the impression you were making fun of his name, hmmmmmmmm.
Spur
God.... "niloc".... How can you forgive your parents for what they've done?
Monty
they've made a mockerey of my life, i must hide in shame with monty, no longer can i be colin
Spur
Don't even MENTION that name around here again!
Zied
be quiet you, YOU nahtan!
Roya
What a Zeet.
Zied
quiet you topic police geek airhead.
James T Kirk
Ah! The TOPIC POLICE are here! RUN!
Roya
FREEZE! You have the right to remain silent, anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law...blah, blah,blah...
Monty
oh, fuck it, I AM COLIN! NO LONGER SHALL I BE ASHAMED!!
Roya
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...(First part of Simpson's theme...)
Chris Serface
Colin we stand with you, BE PROUD
Zied
why do i see old messages again?
Spur
It's...
Shane
hey, cser's back in group null!! get him!!
Italian Stallion
rat-tat-tat-tat-tat.....blam! Blam!
got'em.
Spur
good job agent X
Italian Stallion
hey! you mean we don't all have sysop here?!!! be a man audin...give all the good guys sysop.
Shane
jesus, look at the hole.
Spur
That's almost big enough to fit my dick in...
Chris Serface
Okay, who made that group for everyone but Cser?
Zied
some one neat, no doubt.
Spur
No doubt.
James T Kirk
Hay Spur, How did you get sysop???????
James T Kirk
I'm thinking about it. I just don't want to reconfigure...
Roya Naini
What about me? Well..I'm neat..
Roya Naini
God! STUPID MISTAKES??? STUPID MISTAKES???? You want to talk to ME? about stupid mistakes???? I accidentally screwed up and put a Log/Log to switch them from being subtracted....stupid.....Othere than that...I think i did prety well....
Lightning
You know... Strap... It's not the size of the hook, it's how you cast it...
Chris the Shaych
I am Jaques Strapp, the French athletic supporter!
Roya
hi, could i speak to a guy named Jass? first name Hugh?
Spur
Yes, this is Hugh...
Roya
um...this is a prank called that kinda backfired....
Spur
Oh, well, nice to meet you.
Lightning
Such a nice young man...
Roya
moe moe moe moe moe moe
Chris the Shaych
Larry, Larry, Larrry, Larry, Larry, Larry
Lightning
Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money...
Spur
pouch of skin under the red side of the coin
Blade Runner
It's a Flamin' Moe...er Flamin' Homer.... er Flamin'..... who cares?!
Lightning
A Flamin' Idiot...
Roya
Wow...i'm so thrilled that you all took the time, just half an hour, to come, sit by the TV, and watch the Simpson's.....with your support, Matt Groening can continue to create the wonderful things he does.....
Lightning
Matt Groening, one of the best thing ever to come out of The Evergreen State College...
Roya
um...yeah..i think....
Lightning
Do you know of anything better to come out of there?
Roya
well...hmmm....let me think about that...
Scorpion
What do you call a skeleton in a closet with blond hair?
Last years hide and go seek winner.
Lightning
Hehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohoho...
That's COOL!!! I like it...
Blade Runner
Not bad!! hehe
Roya
uh oh..a blond joke
Lightning
Blonde people-- UNTIE!!!
Blade Runner
hehe, and they get even better...
Spur
can't make fun of vlonde people, that's racist
deadman
no, it's hairist. and heresy is good.
Lightning
Hahahahaha... I can make fun of blonde people... I AM ONE!!! So there...
Scorpion
I'm blond too (kinda)
Spur> Hair color is not a racial atribute. It's genetic, both my parents have dark hair.
Spur
I hate to tell you this, but race is genetic too. Both of my parents are white. They aren't mutually exclusive you know. Have you ever seen a black person with (non-dyed) blonde hair? It is a racial attribute. I rest my case.
Lightning
You may rest it... But I'm STILL blonde... So there...
Roya
race is not genetic, its the genes that make up the race that are...
deadman
australian aboriginals often have dark skin and blonde hair. it's true.
Lightning
Browned by the sun, but also bleached by the sun?
Captain James T Kirk
Of course race is genetic, The genes transfer the racial atubuies(sp...(I'm WAY off on that one...)
Captain James T Kirk
Make that, Attributes...
deadman
hm. atubuies? it must be a special malmin thing.
Captain James T Kirk
Uh huh...
Roya
they've got atubuies. haha
Captain James T Kirk
Yup...
deadman
does it hurt? just how *does* it feel?
Shane
suck suck suck
Shane
it feels blind
Shane
jesus... I just realized that I can get some sort of response to anything anyone says directly from songs... I listen to way too much music..
Captain James T Kirk
No kidding...
Shane
did I ask you?
Scorpion
a black person with naturaly blond hair is possible and has happened before but not very often.]
Roya
did i ask you...da da...did i ask you...dum da da dum....(song i just made up) haha
Captain James T Kirk
Just in case Roya ever comes back...
Scorpion
could be awhile
bill
why? where is the royaster?
Blade Runner
royameister.... I think see had the modem taken away from her...
Captain James T Kirk
Yes, For a long while, i'd guess...
Blade Runner
how long? What's the big deal anyway, that crap about here getting caught sneaking out?
Spur
yes, that crap.
Scorpion
Their dad's kinda touchy or as other people say, "he's got a real big stick up his ass"
deadman
i thought is was a null-modem cable or something....
TUNA
Make him a "stick remover" and give it to him as a present!
Italian Stallion
It would take a really big jackhammer to puncture that hard ass, plugged up hole.
Roya
wow, the first message here... there seems to be a lot of that happening around here.
Shane
fuck me roya.
Captain James T Kirk
Shane, go fuck yourself.
I have enough problems without your useless bitching.
Spur
ooh, the audin-meister gets TOUGH
Italian Stallion
Hey Audin, bitch at Roya too.
Along these lines might work.
Don't call so much and complain that noone else left any fucking messages cause they can't get on or don't call every five minutes because you do!
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Roya
ooo Ital, not QUITE. you don't see me complaining in EVERY DARN SINGLE ROOM around here... now, back to conversing like decent human beings: How's everyone's reality going? Mine is GREAT.
Monty
my reality has slowly become warped, other than that it's fine
Shane
audin, you've bugged me about it before... have I stopped? no. I never will. I have an inner need to bitch. so the sooner you stop worrying about it and stop taking my bitching seriously, we'll both be happier.
Blade Runner
Uggghh...
Roya
well, that's good Monty. hope it gets better. the rest of you, please shut up. thank you.
Roya
ok, i'm gonna test something. never tried it before.
Roya
well, gee, it can't find the file. better log out and check again.
Roya
neat, i can't do it.
Roya
nevermind.
Shane
bitch
Scorpion
Hmmm, a way to piss shane off (as if I could ever do anything that wouldn't piss shane off) hello hello hello how low? nevermind....
TUNA
asshole
ETHAN WALKER
I think Shane is an overworked, trisexual, prostituting, pimp with PMS and a rash on his but at heart,....pmuwguM
ETHAN WALKER
Oops spelled butt wrong, I've gotta start learning how to spell the different genitelia if I'm gonna make it around here...pmuwguM
ETHAN WALKER
Is that genitAlia or genitElia, oh well I'll ask Shane...pmuW "great"
TUNA
penis breath.
Spur
genitalia.
Captain James T Kirk
thats nice.
Captain James T Kirk
no order on cits... it's the LAw...
Roya
just KNOCK IT OFF people.... Man, what kind of way is this to run a room?
Scorpion
Anarchy on SFA!!!!!
Roya
Sudents For Anarchy.. HAH
Captain James T Kirk
Uh oh...
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ETHAN WALKER
ym wen moor si ytfin...kcehc ti tuo!
pmuwguM "eht taerg"
Scorpion
I like the anarchy setup, it keeps people from messin with other peoples accounts because anyone can do anything to anyone.
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Roya
hmm..
Scorpion
Ever see those Pro-life marches that go down town everyonce in a while. One time they had a big banner that said "Pastors of life". My dad commented to me how funny it would be to have a group of people on the other side of the street holding a banner that said "Pastors for death"
Oyra
haha.... i hate it when they do that.. i'm mean, it's fine to let people know your opinion and all, but they shouldn't start forcing people to beleive them....
Lightning
Exactly...
Blade Runner
Precisely...
Roya
what does picghcked supposed to mean? Anyway, I haven't decided for sure yet... Will probably be something out of Hitchhikers Guide...Since I like the book...
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