Offerings to the goddess Isis>
Isis
This is just another chat room. I just like that name....I wonder why :)
Isis
I just saw a news flash that Liz Taylor is getting married again, how many husbands is this????? I don't remember her divorcing her last one.
Italian Stallion
Her last husband probably doesn't remember her divorcing him.
Lightning
Polygamy... A game the whole WORLD can play...
zied
I am so god damn sick of piss taylor and her bullshit I don't care anymore.
Italian Stallion
Why did you care to begin with?
Italian Stallion
Isis is a power Freak, not a Kontrol Freak. She;'s a Kontrol Freak by design, a Power Freak by nature.
Italian Stallion
Bullshit message #1
Italian Stallion
Bullshit message#2
Italian Stallion
I been thinkin' 'bout
thinkin' 'bout sex
Always hungry for somethin'
That i haven't had yet
Maybe baby you got somethin' to lose
Well I got somethin', I got somethin' for you.
Italian Stallion
Is that a valid offering?
Italian Stallion
Panties 'round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby
An' we can do it all
My way-your way
Anything goes tonight!
zied
neat, I'm sure she'll love them.
Spur
I would simply love to find my altar burdened with such, umm... wonderful offerings.
The Mistress
Gee. What an offer! Who could refuse, babe!! Whhiipp!!! Craaaaaack! It's all in the wrist luv!
Isis
Stallion-- you have won favor with the gods.
Isis
Annother great offering would be more callers after 12 A.M.
Italian Stallion
Sorry Isis, I was busy gettin my girlfrien mad at me, tehn I was busy, but I haven't slept yet so remember I did call !
Italian Stallion
If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you
'cause
I can turn on anyone
Just like I turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like!
Captain James T Kirk
I was calling till 12:00, but the only other person was Shane, then he quit, so i went to bed.
Shane
I'm a QUITTER. I made a minimum of five calls to each cit/henge. it got old.
Isis
Stallion-- where are these lyrics coming from?????
zied
him.
shane what do you think me and nathan felt at 4 am in the morning after we had called ever board about 5 times. even denny was called about 5 times and ms shen around 10.
Italian Stallion
Here I am,
And you're ROCKET QUEEN
I might be a little young,
But honey I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're ROCKET QUEEN (oh yea)
I might be too much
But honey your a bit obscene
(That help?)
Shane
I'm the seed in your head, if you're good, then you'll DREAM
zied
thats not in the song!
Shane
I know... different song.
zied
geez, I liked the old song better.
Isis
I'm sorry, I've become attached to this room...
Monty
you can get that taken care of at a good plastic surgery ward
Cser
But you look better with it
Spur
Although it does sort of brand you upon sight as a modem geek...
Chris Serface
It's really sad, because you can't lead your secret life as a normal person
Monty
huh?
Isis
what?
Shane
eat me jr.
Isis
The date on those last two messages was a little screwed up.
Isis
I have an important question, if you have 2 b-day partys one on your real birthday, and one before, for friends, it's only the real one that blowing out the candles counts right?
Italian Stallion
suck it dad.
Spur
Two, that's right, TWO for the price of one!
Shane
in other words, you made a wish on the fake one that you decided was a cruddy wish, and you wanna replace it with the real one...
Spur
Sorry, but according to tye expert on such matters, you have to keep both wishes. Sorry.
Chris Serface
But due to the interconnectedness of all things you can cancel that wish within 30 days or your money back
Zied
ah. but then your bad karma would set you back twenty generations.
Spur
No dharma allowed, lucky you.
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