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Spur
Hi
Pasha Naini
Hi!
Roya
Hi...
James T Kirk
Wow, a Squayshers room on my board....
Spur
Like my 0oooo
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Shane
that was truly RAD.
you should feel privileged to have a squayshers.
Italian Stallion
bottl
Pasha Naini
Neat
Pasha Naini
Nice fOOt spur!
Spur
Thanks, I liked it.
cyrus aman
Nifty like my gifty.
Cser
Let's all give Spur a foot, er I mean a hand
Spur
Jesus.
Shane
H.
Spur
And/or Fucking.
Pasha Naini
No fguinck!
Zied
well well well.
Shane
hey, I've seen "NO FGUINCK" before...
Pasha Naini
So have I...ANd on the live album its called NO FUCKING
Cool, eh?
Shane
yeah, but what is it? oh yeah, that's nomeansno, right? never heard 'em, just looked at cds.
Italian Stallion
5'7? long dark brown hair, oval face, gullible, "oh, my god" stereotype but acrually quite smart. (I think, I suppose she won't correct me if I'm wrong though) hmm...slim..I don't know exact measurements....sophmore, band member, hangs around...hmm...no idea.
Spur
What the fuck?
Shane
SCHWING!!! hello, hello, hello, hello.. hello, hello, hello, hello...
Monty
hmm, 5'4 is more like it, right chiquita
Isis
Yeah, and she hangs around ME, and basicly the people I'm usually seen with, Kim, or Kathleen, actually I haven't seen much of Kim this year.
Monty
i haven't seen much of kim at all, besides her feet, ankles, calves, hands, forearms and face
chiquita
5'4 is more like it thanks. By the way Kim is just dandy.
Spur
How much of Kim did you feel like seeing, Monty? Direct quote from Kathleen, the sophomore equivalent of Bitsy Bahn: "That's a bad word."
Monty
i liked every bit so far, but hey, we won't go into details with chiquita on the boards now
Spur
Lithium is sweet. So is Breed: Nature is a whore.
chiquita
So, you were discussing Kim when I was not Here?
Shane
"nature is a whore" is from In Bloom, isn't it?
Zied
I don't think so.
Shane
yes it is. you don't know shit, so don't contradict me, moron.
Zied
ack.
Italian Stallion
chiquita.......>it wasn't anything worth repeating about kim nomeansno..we were just comparing her last name to music groups...(who as I remember from the spokane trip you liked that kinda music alot)
Monty
it's not what i was saying, it's my thoughts that count
Pasha Naini
Yep NOMENSEN! HAHHA
hello hello hello hello hello hello...
(?x)
Even in his youth
Even in his youth
Even in his youth
He was Nothin'
Kept his body clen
Kept his body clen...
I bought the SINGLE for smell like teen spirit! THAT'S ALL THE STUFF I'LL EVER BUY FROM NIRVANA IN THE FUTURE! Now all I need is Blew, and Local Anasthetic and I'm ALL DONE! Hey the drummer for Nirvana put a Led Zeppeling logo on my SCREAM T-shirt that I have....(He used to drum for Nirvana)...SO I'm cool...
Chris Serface
Chiquita liked the music, wow
Zied
led zepplin is nifty.
Zied
I think mike said that kim liked it, but I could barely understand him.
Spur
Fuck you, you fucking freak, le4ave me alone
Pasha Naini
what's up our butt latel?
Shane
what, we have a collective ass now?
Italian Stallion
I don't know if kim liked it..but chiquita was rather impressed.
Italian Stallion
then again the only thing she heard was sex man and dad.
Spur
I was doing my Shane-at-the-counter-at-mcdonalds-talking-to-the-freak-with-the-pick-in-his-hair imitation, see.
Pasha Naini
Neat
James T Kirk
yup
Italian Stallion
You guys should have realized that with chris's psychology, he was going to say he liked it (maybe even convinced himself he does) just cause you guys made a big deal out of it...
Shane
wow, I'm happy now, because I've made a name for myself as being an ass.
Spur
Dude, you're rad. I wanna be just like you now. No, seriously.
Chris Serface
I listened to Nirvana last night, I thought it was rad, so for those of you who think that I would never listen to industrail, alternative music, HAH, I do and I like it!]
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Zied
I don't know what to say.
Spur
I don't like Nirvana, they're lame. Iron Maiden is the only good music.
Chris Serface
ha ha, won't trap me there
Spur
Really, Iron Maiden is great.
Roya
Who's this kid with the pick in his hair? I keep hearina about him, but I've never actually seen him...
James T Kirk
Nat X?
Pasha Naini
What is this?
Captain James T Kirk
Hmmm.
Spur
Looks kinda like a room to me. But that's just my wacky perspective showing through, I'm sure.
Roya Naini
Hmm...might be...
Spur
What an anarchy of teeth!
Shane
penis if you will...
Spur
A plethora (or should I say plenum) of penii.
Roya
I don't konw...we were talking aobut Pasha's teeth, and I just suddenly said" Pasha, your teeth are revolting...there's an anarchy inside your mouth..." watever.......
Spur
No Penis!
--Nirvana, 'School'
Shane
I just today figured out a line in that song that i couldn't get... "you're in high school again"...
Spur
I got my cd player hooked up to the speakers, and I have discovered godhood.
Shane
time for a party.
Spur
No, time to recover from the party.
Spur
It's a hell of a lot easier to get together and make funny skits off the top of your head though. That's what we ÿD
Shane
I'd like to have my own little part in the show, HINT HINT (just kidding spur) where I use a fake microphone and do man-on-the-street interviews with totally heinous questions.
Isis
that'd be rad... You should have an ongoing skit about a hero named "super cyrus" or something... have people need to get out of the stupidest situations...I'm good at acting histerical...ask Kris Baier, he totally complains about it, but it's his fault for driving that way...You'd have to make the situations really dumb though, just to make the hero cornily funny...
Italian Stallion
Chris Baier's driving could make anyone afraid of death histerical. Then again...I tend to be just as bad when I'm with him.
Italian Stallion
I didn't necassarily mean downtown...go into odd places...like convenience stores...Capital High School...Drive through MicDonalds....interview the domino Man at the cornor of Cooper Point and Division.....
Spur
Attention EVERYONE!!! Cyrus the tchv show will not be having any more shows, so shut up about being on the show! That's right, no more shows! Meaning no more actors! It's been canclled by TCTV! It was too dumb! So shut up!
Roya
Hey PAL, i won't take anymore of this from you....the only reason i couldn't go, and i was all set to do so, was my dumb dad....."I don't want you goint to Cyrus' house....go find some of your GIRL friends" "they're all BUSY, dad"..."i don't care...." yay....i wonder if i had said that vicki was gonna be there, if he would have let me gone.....
Spur
Nope, he's not doing any more shows, SORRY...
Roya
HA! your funny....
Lightning
Ah, how quickly fame fades...
Spur
you're
Lightning
I am?
Spur
That's right.
bill
So, they kicked you all off the air?
Spur
(well, not really, but don't tell anybody)
Roya
it wasn't even live, what are you talking about?
Shane
roya> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? you always ask everybody else. you never get any heat from us about it. you make sense as often as we do IF YOU'RE LUCKY.
Lightning
Hold on here... What is everyone talking about?
tony
I think I lost the conversation also. Maybe it's just because were big ole, dumb ole lineman, right? I think not!
Roya
uh...excuse me shane...but i really mean it this time...What the HELL are you talking about???
Lightning
Tony, studies show that us big, ol' dumb linemen are actually the most intelligent people on the field... We know our stuff... Coherency is another matter, though...
bill
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Roya
Lightning, your surnames are just always SO colorful...
Lightning
Thank you... I work HARD at it...
Roya
hmm..
Lightning
You don't believe me?
Roya
no, i just like to say hmmm...
Roya
i meant, yes, i believe you, if you're telling the truth...and if you're not, then i don't believe you.....
Pasha Naini
Neat
Pasha Naini
Color!
Lightning
Pasha>>> Isn't it neat?
Roya>>> Oh... Okay...
Captain James T Kirk
You can color your name too...
Isis
how?
Scorpion
Did TCTV cancel the show or did Cyrus cancel it?
Roya
The show is not cancled...YET..heh,heh..
Roya
yeah...HOW...
Pasha Naini
Lightning knows roya and I all too well...As for the tv show, they might re-air the FIRST episode, they might not...It all depends on their mood...
bill
Was it really THAT bad?
Italian Stallion
Don't be late to a date because yer watching it, and don't take a date to see it...unless you want her to have come up with something better to do real quick.
Pasha Naini
YES, it WAS....Cyrus thinks it was ok, but I say it was lame....This second episode will rock if its able to be put on the air....
I'm going to use the jive filter now....
Pasha Naini
guess they don't have one
Roya
they had a whole bunch of them, but i never found out how to use them...
Pasha Naini
neat
Captain James T Kirk
Thay don't work, thay are external programes that Centuari has set up down in cal.(the menus are from his software) I just haven't gotten around to taking the filters part out of um yet... it'd be neat if thay did work though...
Roya
Yup. Thay. Prity. heh,heh.....
Captain James T Kirk
heh, heh........
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Spur
don't blame me. i only threaten your old users.
Cyrus Aman
I've got one of those TeleStar type things too. I'm gonna hook it back up one of these days, just to relive OLD memories.
Blade Runner
I wouldn't call it threatening...... just mild persuasion... hehe
deadman
why not go all the way and threaten the one who owns the 'board?
Outcast
Grrrrrrr...
Lightning
Nothing against you, O shaychly one...
Captain James T Kirk
Geez.... Now you guys are thretining my new users...
Lightning
Yeah... Not that I don't like new users... I just don't like new users who talk SHIT...
Shane
I hate this bbs
Blade Runner
I think it's cool!!
Roya
ohmygod. Shane called.
Pasha Naini
I am too lazy to read all 35 new messages, so I will say neat....
Blade Runner
deja-vu, I think Pasha's got a macro...
Scorpion
I read all 65 new in here alone, 1700+ total.
Lightning
Cool, Scorp... Well, it looks like Shane is back to his old depressing self... Pasha and Roya are back... All is nearly right with the world... MUD TONIGHT AT 7:00!!! Be there! I will (finally)!!!
Captain James T Kirk
I think i can get my dad to take me... Hopefully.
Roya
MUD, tonight? i'll have to ask Isis to see if she's going...
Isis
we're going...so's cser...I need to talk to him about something important so I made him come...I don't know when I'd talk to him until school starts otherwise...
Pasha Naini
I am working tonight....
Roya
okee dokee..
Lightning
Too bad... Skip work (yeah, right)...
Roya
have you met pasha, lightning?
Roya
or Rob, as i probably will call you tonight...or how do you like to be addressed?
Pasha Naini
SUre we said hi...ONCE...Never really talked with him...
deadman
i'd just like to take this chance to say that you're all freaks. i enjoyed myself.
Lightning
Thank you... We enjoyed you, too... Hehehe...
Yeah, I met Pasha once, a while back... Roya, I prefer Rob, although Grandpa works, too...
Roya
haha..
Isis
deadman - you fit in well...
Lightning
Yeah... We're all birds of a feather... Some of us are dead birds, but that's great, too...
Roya
birds of a feather, we're in this together, just trust my navigation....Guess where that's from.
deadman
roya> i haven't a clue.
rest> thank you. really. i believe the strangest experience of the evening (for me, anyway,) was when i found out that isis was born in '75. i think i aged an extra ten years....
Lightning
Yeah... Isn't it awful to know how truly OLD we are? In '75, I was in 2nd grade, living in Cali... It was a lifetime ago...
Chris the Shaych
I don't fit in anywhere...
Roya
i wonder how old deadman thought *I* was! geez... welp, those words were from the Muppet Movie or something...i can't believe i still remember it... Jim Henson was almost like my idol..
Roya
so was Mel Blanc.
deadman
mel blanc was a dude. and i took one look at roya and decided that she was in her mid- to late- forties. really. and chris> are you feeling down today, or what?
Chris the Shaych
Yes. Marvin the paranoid android is my hero today...
Spur
Anyone here work at someplace where they sell expensive things for checks?
Shane
I do. the hospital sells pretty expensive service.
Scorpion
Don't you need a fake ID first? P.S. Check out the VISA.TXT if they have it over on cyb.
Spur
Do you do credit verifications on checks before accepting them or is it possible to do that?
Pasha Naini
I want to meet deadman and moa....Just to see what other Big Black people look like....One guy I knew had a leather jacket that had acid poured on it with spikes...Total fucking anarchist...Blew My mind away...He liked SOngs About Fucking....Of course I do, too...
Thank you Aaron Gorseth for giving me the Racer-X EP in my Freshman year...Had it not been for that, I wouldn't be talking to all you computer freaks of satan!
Pasha Naini
I would like to see you get hauled off to jail...Just to see the look on your face, SPur..I'd bring a video Camera along....And play it over andover...
Super Prep
pasha sounds like the name of a fukin Retard if yu ask me...
Lightning
Oh, no... Not this again...
Roya
Marvin the paranoid android...hahaha..
Blade Runner
not what again??
deadman
pasha> i look like a loser who's been strung out on heroin for the past five years. my eyes have that kinda creepy, sunk-in-black-pits look. really.
Lightning
Blade>> Stupid Prep is back... Cyrus, get a real life...
Shane
got a big white x on the top of his car
Roya
he was wearing camoflauge pants..haha
Pasha Naini
Racer-x keeps the speed IN A LITTLE GLASS JAR!
Racer-x on the road
Racer-x on the track
LIttle cartoon nips
RACER-X ON ATTACK!
OK!
Pasha Naini
tHAT'S THE FIRST AND RADDEST B^2 song I ever listened to.....
Shane
I love that song
Captain James T Kirk
Oh no... not sp...
Pasha Naini
Did I copy my disco for you? That's like the equivalent to NOMEANSNO's self-pity...When something happens to me the bass line for that song goes through my head...Its the one where he yells "ITS MY DISCO!" about 10 times throughout the song and where they have the LOUD fireworks...
Primus is Big Black with FUNK
Big Black is Primus gone Industrial Disco Thrash....
Shane
I think maybe you did... but I'm not sure. I'm having a crisis with my DAMNED tape that you gave me. I think it's at spur's cuz I took it there and we all listened to helter stupid.. but that has all the big black I have..
Shane
up with squayshers
Shane
down with depression
Captain James T Kirk
No kidding...
Pasha Naini
I think first of all you should get the hell out of the depressed like HELL state you've been in lately and round up spur and zied and you and I and I'll bring my Garage Days Re-revisited CD and we'll find somebody witha loud stereo and padded room and thrash our heads til we pass out...
Shane
okay. sounds cool.
Cyrus Aman
If you log into Cyberlink (i don't know if you have yet). You will find the fate of Super Prep. I will also make an ANSI graphic of his death on my own bbs......I think these two things might be what you really will go out of your way for to see....
deadman
no doubt. no doubt. and my stereo can achieve an acceptable db level. but my living room isn't padded, unless you count the christmas tree.
Shane
do you know the meaning of this is love this love... RAD SONG, just like everything else on the album...
Shane
nnooooooowwwww
Shane
okokokokok...
Shane
nomeansno makes me happy
Shane
that seems to take ALOT lately too... saying alot for the band..
Pasha Naini
Didja buy the album? EVERYDAY I START TO OOZE! Check out ALL their other stuff..They are rad...
Shane
I think I'm gonna have to... it's RAD!! everyday, everyday, everyday I start to oooooze... that is the coolest song..
Roya
I heard a part of Shiny Happy People...it's okay...
Cyrus Aman
Oh God...Shiny Happy People. When that song goes through me head the opposite impression is put upon me. God I'm depressed. And that isn't a cry for sympathy! I'm simply stating the fact. And it isn't for the usualy reasons.
deadman
"everyday i start to ooze"? wow. it sounds like a message from god....
Pasha Naini
Oh no...Bruno...Too Much is not enough!
Shane
pasha> if I like 0+2=1 alot, what should my next purrrchase beeee?
deadman
a better calculater?
Shane
quick...
Roya
new batteries?
Pasha Naini
neat
Spur
er, yeah.
Pasha Naini
Make this room big....
Pasha Naini
I swear, MB crashes get VERY annoying after a while...And it takes a LOT to annoy me...
Cyrus Aman
THIS REALLY FUCKING SUCKS. Just when you get in a heated debate, and pour out your soul in a message, the shitty board crashes.
Spur
what was the heated debate
?
Roya
yeah, cyrus, what exactly did you pour your soul about?
Captain James T Kirk
I don't rember that...
Shane
gee, wonder what happened to that swell mail I have in here that I never did see.
Pasha Naini
I dunno..
Scorpion
Both Geil and here have ahd message base crashes.
Italian Stallion
A regular crash-a-roo!
U2-April 21
When is Ozzy here?
Pasha Naini
who gives a fuck about U2?
Italian Stallion
People who's music tastes are not extremely narrow.
TUNA
Pasha Naini
Yeah, look at the label they're on....What BONER'S!
bill
U2 is quite good.
TUNA
yey!
Cyrus Aman
My "heated message" dealt with Brett Flowers, and my defense in being his friend. But he dropped out of high school a couple a weeks ago (strange, he use to be the one most vocal on how illogical it was to drop out senior year), and now lives with a bunch of other guys at some apartment in Lacey. Haven't heard from him in weeks, so I'm not sure if our friendship will even exist anymore. It had been waning our senior year anyway...
Pasha Naini
oH WELL, gee cyrus...Sorry, man...
Shane
U2 is fine, it's their label, ISLAND RECORDS, that screws people over.
Italian Stallion
I like Island records. They have U2, Marley....what is the problem with them? Besides being rather expensive?
Shane
they fucked over negativland, before even speaking with u2 on the subject... I had an article on it in the outlook.
Italian Stallion
I read it. That was kinda dumb. But in general I don't think that's incredibly terrifying. Its not unusual for record companies to do that. I haven't heard negativland, so I won't make any assumptions, but at least Island is know for giving bands a chance to make it big.
Pasha Naini
Christianity is Stupid....give up....
Roya
S-i-m-p-l-o-t.
oedipus
cHrIsTiAnItY FuCkEd tHe hUmAn rAcE AbOuT 2000 yEaRs nOw!
Pasha Naini
Had it been ME up in Sharon Tate's apartment, it would have been a LOT worse...
Pasha Naini
Death wish 2...2....wish death death wish 2....2....wish death death wish 2....2.... <-That's my favorite part of the song....I should listen to it sometime...Although it freaks the SHIT out of me...ITs a very scary song to me....
Pasha Naini
Christianity didn't fuck anything...Its just the people that live with us...
Spur
you got that last slaughter on tape, you play it on the radio...
ETHAN WALKER
ckuf, tihs tihs tihs tihs, ereh ew era won, ckuf ckuf ckuf ckuf...dna os no..
Roya
oh shut up.
Isis
doesn't it get tiring to type everything backwords?
ETHAN WALKER
ot sisI, epon...m'I desu ot ti. retfa a elihw ti steg dnik fo nuf, sa uoy nac ees. yrt ti, ll'uoy ekil ti!.............pmuwguM "the great"
Isis
yako, tub I refep ot etirw sdrawof...
Roya
please, not in Squayshers... where's your dignity!
Italian Stallion
sti thgir erehw ti sgnoleb.
Spur
erehwemos dnuora reh selnka, htiw reh seintap?
Spur
spoo, i tnaem "seitnap", not seintap.
Oyra
well at least *I* can spel.
Oyra
OOOPS. spell.
Blade Runner
I think I may just call back when this fad is over...
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