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#36 49 Wed Jan 2 09:37:15 1991 Blade Runner
I don't speak German...
#63 49 Wed Jan 2 09:59:28 1991 Captain James T Kirk
I do, kinda...
#124 49 Wed Jan 2 20:04:17 1991 TUNA
German is the best.
#125 49 Wed Jan 2 20:06:38 1991 TUNA
I think I should say, that the stuff that you hear on the news about the Nazism returning to Germany is not as bad as they make it out to be. SURE, there are a shitload of skinheads, but there are also about 70 million people who aren't skinheads. I don't know for sure, but I would guess that the US has more per capita radicals, racists, and other sleeze than Germany.
#210 49 Thu Jan 3 03:43:17 1991 Cser
Frecken ce deutch?
#213 51 Thu Jan 3 04:11:49 1991 Captain James T Kirk
Yup...
#216 49 Thu Jan 3 04:11:55 1991 Captain James T Kirk
Ja...
#222 49 Thu Jan 3 06:37:35 1991 TUNA
Ich spreche Deutsch, and frecken?...das weiss ich ja schon wieder nicht, gell?
#225 49 Thu Jan 3 07:00:26 1991 Captain James T Kirk
ummm....
#245 49 Thu Jan 3 10:57:17 1991 TUNA
Another lesson.....gell is kind of like saying...right. I.E.: I don't know about that...right?
#308 49 Thu Jan 3 15:04:16 1991 Italian Stallion
German Sucks.
#11084 56 Mon Oct 21 10:20:30 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
Hat Spur dieses Zimmer gemacht und dann sagt mir, dass es mehr halle im dieses BBS als eins gibt?
#11117 56 Tue Oct 22 12:30:55 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Nope, like I already said, only 1 hall.
#11145 56 Tue Oct 22 13:14:39 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Voici...il est allemand, et il parle Allemend.....Vrai?
#11146 56 Tue Oct 22 13:14:48 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
whatever..
#11172 56 Tue Oct 22 14:02:18 1991 [Big Cheese...] Shane [MAKE ME!!!]
wasever
#11182 56 Tue Oct 22 16:15:13 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Waaaaaaasshappenin...
#11260 56 Tue Oct 22 19:03:42 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
Oh, dies ist die Platz wo ich mir deutsch sprechen. Wunderbar!
#11275 56 Tue Oct 22 20:17:35 1991 [The chocolate Ration has been] Scorpion [increased from 9g to 4g.]
Deutsch macht SpaB!
#11303 56 Tue Oct 22 20:55:25 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
No, this is the place where I try and translate german into english from what little I know. It's actually rather boosting to my ego.
#11334 56 Wed Oct 23 03:43:13 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
German is just the kinda language to speak when your eaten spahghetti...HEh,heh....Tell me what you epole are saying...or else..
#11377 56 Wed Oct 23 08:08:50 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Roya, its pretty easy to translate, there's so many cognates. All you need to know is a very sma;ll amount of german to get the gist of what they're saying.
#11391 56 Wed Oct 23 09:03:49 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
Sprechen Sie nur auf deutsch hier. Dies ist die deutsche Sprechenzimmer.
#11408 56 Wed Oct 23 09:38:21 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Oh shut up, we can talk in english if we want to, freak.
#11428 56 Wed Oct 23 10:14:14 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Well..yeah..but what if there's words like NOT and stuff, that they put in, and they don't look like there English counterpart at all? Then what? Oh who cares anyway....C'es dommage que vous etes des fous qui ne li pas ce...
#11447 56 Wed Oct 23 11:38:03 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
Mi casa, su casa. they could always say NICHT!! at the end of it... Or is that night? Oh well, doesn't really matter...
#11448 56 Wed Oct 23 11:39:37 1991 [What a stupid surname,] Spur [huh?]
'Dies ist die deutsche Sprechenzimmer'... Easy one to translate. This is the german speaking room.... All you need to know is Sprechen sie Deutsche? Yes, I speak douche-talk... But I'm not feeling that fresh today, what about you mom?
#11463 56 Wed Oct 23 17:34:14 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
i don't konw german.......
#11497 56 Thu Oct 24 14:04:51 1991 [oh penis] Shane [if you will...]
saugen sie mein schlanger
#11513 56 Thu Oct 24 16:44:48 1991 [Shane says,] Spur ["I'm gonna quit tomorrow..."]
Roya, neither do I. Just try to pronounce what their saying though, and you'll get it. Saugen sie mein schlanger... Sounds like suck my dick to me, but probably not..
#11529 56 Thu Oct 24 17:01:54 1991 [What's wrong with him?] Shane [He's an exhaust baby..]
actually, suck my hose. close enough. I couldn't find dick in my dickshunairy
#11564 56 Sun Oct 27 10:33:32 1991 [You'll be] Spur [Godlike]
Das schlimmenhauzen ist ben die schlanger.›
#11575 56 Sun Oct 27 10:54:32 1991 [Your mouth is filled with] Roya [an anarchy of teeth...]
Oh...I thought you didn't konw german spur....whatefer....
#11613 56 Sun Oct 27 17:39:41 1991 [You'll be] Spur [Godlike]
I don't. Ask Shane or Bill, that sentence means nothing. It just sounds German. The only word I know the meaning of is schlanger, which Shane informed me means "hose".
#11623 56 Sun Oct 27 17:55:10 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
Maennliches Glied will work. Kinda funny literally....
#11648 56 Sun Oct 27 18:44:01 1991 [oh.. hi nathan.] Shane [I miss you baby.]
Ich habe am samstag wirklich kaputte endlichen in die Gartenstrasse ein Geburtstag Apfel.
#11672 56 Sun Oct 27 19:01:59 1991 [You'll be] Spur [Godlike]
I cannot translate that one either.
#2546 50 Fri Dec 20 21:59:03 1991 [Cars and ditches...] Scorpion [...don't mix.]
If it's spelled with a c in english, it's most likely a k in german. Roya> I saw #3, congrats on you television debut.
#2611 50 Sat Dec 21 09:23:42 1991 [Feel such peace] Roya [and absolute...]
Thank you, Scorpion! i feel special now...
#2983 50 Sun Dec 22 18:59:59 1991 [If I where Human,I beleave my] Captain James T Kirk [responce would be".Goto Hell"]
I messed it... Dose anyone have it on tape?
#2984 50 Sun Dec 22 19:00:09 1991 [If I where Human,I beleave my] Captain James T Kirk [responce would be".Goto Hell"]
Make that MISSED..
#3064 50 Sun Dec 22 21:24:36 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Shouldn't Cyrus?
#3108 50 Sun Dec 22 23:53:44 1991 [Ob-la-di ob-la-da] Roya [life goes on...]
yeah..cyrus has EVERYTHING on video tape...EVERY SINGLE simpson's episode, my god.
#3109 50 Sun Dec 22 23:53:54 1991 [Ob-la-di ob-la-da] Roya [life goes on...]
excuse me, my CYRUS.
#3147 50 Mon Dec 23 07:14:24 1991 [If I where Human,I beleave my] Captain James T Kirk [responce would be".Goto Hell"]
har...
#3187 50 Mon Dec 23 09:18:27 1991 [Are Romulans] Chris the Shaych [Good in bed?]
I've never been on tv...
#3203 50 Mon Dec 23 10:29:10 1991 [The stars are the greatest] Roya [thing you've ever seen...]
uh oh..we're going to have to fix that.
#3294 50 Mon Dec 23 17:14:15 1991 [And you can all suck my dick] bill [Taking turns of course.]
I was interviewed by phone today for some California newpaper. I just hate going to California..... I end up saying: "No, that's really sweet of you, but I said I was Gaelic...."
#3347 50 Mon Dec 23 20:32:30 1991 [Look everybody...] Scorpion [it's creamer-container man!]
huh?
#3440 50 Mon Dec 23 23:24:53 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
I get it... Hehehe...
#3476 50 Tue Dec 24 07:24:53 1991 [The stars are the greatest] Roya [thing you've ever seen...]
ah.
#3531 50 Tue Dec 24 11:42:31 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
ha
#3578 50 Tue Dec 24 13:26:18 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Yes... Ha... And then another Ha... Followed by one more Ha...
#3677 50 Tue Dec 24 21:12:30 1991 [That's really sweet of you,] bill [but I said I was Gaelic.....]
Well, I was interviewed for that newspaper. That part wasn't a joke.
#4277 51 Thu Dec 26 20:37:52 1991 [Damn kid, tying up the phone-] Scorpion [line, they're all the same.]
The Daily Zilch?
#414 49 Sat Jan 4 13:16:01 1992 [Poetry] Chris the Shaych [Is a subjective term.]
So do I, what's your point?
#432 49 Sat Jan 4 14:38:09 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
bite me, mikee.
#433 49 Sat Jan 4 14:38:27 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
just kidding...do you know who I am?
#666 49 Sun Jan 5 18:34:16 1992 Isis
I told him, and you're still spelling Mikie wrong...
#672 49 Sun Jan 5 20:06:43 1992 bill
Das macht mir krank.
#762 49 Mon Jan 6 13:14:03 1992 [I want to tell you] hSaaCdOhRdsdtRmR [my side of the case.]
hey buddy, krank THIS
#807 49 Mon Jan 6 17:53:53 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Also, jetzt werde ich niemals wieder mikee buchstabieren. Jetzt wird es mur mikie geschrieben werden. Alles klar, Schatzchen?
#808 49 Mon Jan 6 17:54:07 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Double KRANK this!!!!
#827 49 Mon Jan 6 19:41:25 1992 Isis
You know, this is really getting on my nerves...I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what that messages says...we need a translator...
#863 49 Mon Jan 6 20:52:42 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
Tuna> post the mini lesson again, I didn't get a chance to capture it before the messsage base crashed.
#864 49 Mon Jan 6 20:53:30 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
Wasn't Pod D fun today? Es war zu viel kalt fur mich.
#890 49 Mon Jan 6 21:33:33 1992 bill
TUNA, Isis werdet eine Putzfrau.
#900 49 Mon Jan 6 22:23:29 1992 [f;dlskh] oedipus [l;gfh]
ficken deutch! TUNA and also, lkds;hvds;lav!!!!!!! wait theres more:vajhvadjkhvsdljvhajhaljdhvdjkhajoiponqwoiu 389y, ucfk uyo, yeah!!!
#911 49 Tue Jan 7 00:19:48 1992 [naked] deadman [lunch]
isis...these rooms were made so that the folks who can read/write the language can do so. translation is gratuitious.
#942 49 Tue Jan 7 09:12:13 1992 [I get to go to Oklahoma!!] Chris the Shaych [Yay!!]
Kinda like what we can do in French, n'est pas?
#949 49 Tue Jan 7 09:56:20 1992 bill
Es gefaellt Isis, wenn sie verstehen kann.
#962 49 Tue Jan 7 14:49:10 1992 Captain James T Kirk
Putzfrau... Hahahaa...
#999 49 Tue Jan 7 17:51:39 1992 Isis
Yeah, I suppose so, it's just when the conversation seems to be related to something I said (or has my name in it) I'm a little curious...although I'm conveinced something about germany is lost in translations...I mean, what kind of people sing songs about sandwiches, and through there fist in the air while shouting "HAM"...wierd...
#1058 49 Tue Jan 7 19:29:40 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
o tannenHAMM o tannenHAM wie salty sind dein Fleisch
#1096 49 Tue Jan 7 20:38:09 1992 [wank wank.] Spur [how do you feel about that?]
isis, just shut up.
#1157 49 Wed Jan 8 13:55:57 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Wieso wird Isis eine Putzfrau?
#1158 49 Wed Jan 8 13:56:18 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Isis> he said that you will become a maid...
#1212 49 Wed Jan 8 15:39:35 1992 Isis
that's seriously my sister's life goal...it's scary...
#1224 49 Wed Jan 8 15:56:40 1992 [everyday, everyday] Spur [i start to ooze.]
if that's what you want, what's wrong with it?
#1233 49 Wed Jan 8 18:16:37 1992 Isis
Nothing, it's just SO different from what MOST people see as a goal. Most little girls want to be teachers, or doctors or nurses or something (I was wierd, I STILL wanted to be an anthropoligist (although at the time I was leaning towards aercholigy(sp))) She LIKES to clean (except when she's asked to, by me)
#1247 49 Wed Jan 8 18:58:14 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
I know Tiffany wants to be a maid, but he said that you want to be one!!!
#1261 49 Wed Jan 8 19:20:51 1992 Isis
I don't...she's going to be one at my house. (she has this all planned) I HATE housework, but I'll do it in my own house, just because I'll have control over how it gets messed up.
#1275 49 Wed Jan 8 19:45:34 1992 [everyday, everyday] Spur [i start to ooze.]
oh, i see, so it's bad to want to be something that other people don't want to be?
#1283 49 Wed Jan 8 19:56:17 1992 Isis
no, that's not what I ment, it's just most kids HATE housework (I DARE you too tell me you loved it) it's just REALLY odd.
#1296 49 Wed Jan 8 20:42:35 1992 [everyday, everyday] Spur [i start to ooze.]
Odd, maybe, but isn't that okay then? 'm just trapping you... Don't you think it's okay to want to be a maid?
#1341 49 Thu Jan 9 06:39:27 1992 [and i] deadman [hit 'im]
did you love your mother?
#1391 49 Thu Jan 9 18:30:54 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Anyway....wir mussen hier viel Deutsch sprechen...also, dieses Zimmer heisst doch "German" oder? Tja, aber wenn ihr kein Deutsch kennt, kann ich auch nichts dazu, gell Isis?
#1437 49 Thu Jan 9 21:29:35 1992 [Fuck the stupid ref] Scorpion [That made me cut my hair]
If you want to get her to change her mind, you could send her over to clean my room. She'd probably run screaming. If you're doing a job that makes you happy, who cares what people think. Garbage men probably make more money than teachers.
#1458 49 Thu Jan 9 22:46:55 1992 bill
hmmmmmm. Warum koennen wir nur auf Deutsch? Dies ist das Zimmer dafuer?
#1490 49 Fri Jan 10 10:34:16 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Genau, das meine ich...wir sollen mehr Deutsch wenden, oder zu Midest ueber deutsche Themen diskutieren, gell bill?
#1525 49 Tue Jan 28 19:28:33 1992 bill
Wir koennen ueber aendere Sheisse, aber sie musst auf Deutsch sein. Zum Beispiel, was ist das Problem mit dieses Board? Ist Audin "Casa de loco"? Warum willt er NightCit, wenn DragCit gut genug arbeitet? Sag mal.
#1735 49 Wed Feb 19 14:55:37 1992 [call GEIL BBS...] TUNA [...at 943-2136]
Scheisse...niemand hat hier 'was gepostet!!!!
#1816 49 Wed Feb 19 21:08:10 1992 bill
Ok, ich werde was hier posten.....
#1862 49 Thu Feb 20 03:16:39 1992 [Another] Roya [Engine]
ich ben geil.
#1889 49 Thu Feb 20 09:07:14 1992 [call GEIL BBS...] TUNA [...at 943-2136]
echt? Roya, bist du wirklich GEIL? Auf wem bist du geil? (Roya....careful how you use the word GEIL...it means: HORNY...IN LOVE WITH...SENSUAL...AND COOL.) I think that you meant cool...I HOPE SO...
#1890 49 Thu Feb 20 09:08:06 1992 [call GEIL BBS...] TUNA [...at 943-2136]
Schoen, danke bill, so, was gibt's neues bei dir? Ich bleibe heut' zu Hause, weil ich dachte dass ich krank werde....
#1920 49 Thu Feb 20 14:00:20 1992 [Brand X] Scorpion [Title/Surname]
Geil also means gay.
#1941 49 Thu Feb 20 18:05:04 1992 Captain James T Kirk
SFA ist Geil...
#1976 49 Thu Feb 20 19:39:12 1992 Isis
SFA is horny...SFA is gay...SFA is cool...
#1977 49 Thu Feb 20 19:39:17 1992 Isis
pick one..
#2005 49 Thu Feb 20 20:34:19 1992 [Another] Roya [Engine]
OH god. no, i meant, "I am neat" as in Je suis chouette.
#2054 49 Fri Feb 21 13:14:08 1992 Shane
bitch
#2104 49 Fri Feb 21 17:42:10 1992 Isis
Ich ben geil...
#2105 49 Fri Feb 21 17:42:17 1992 Isis
I'm not gay...
#2117 49 Fri Feb 21 20:09:59 1992 [call GEIL BBS...] TUNA [...at 943-2136]
dann musst du sagen...ich bin NICHT GEIL!!!!!
#2118 49 Fri Feb 21 20:10:34 1992 [call GEIL BBS...] TUNA [...at 943-2136]
aber, Isis, bist du....GEIL? Also nicht "gay" sondern.....heiss?
#2541 49 Sun Feb 23 00:52:37 1992 Isis
I didn't understand enough of that message to respond intelligently...
#2581 49 Mon Feb 24 19:27:05 1992 Captain James T Kirk
Something, "Isis, are you GEIL?"...
#2582 49 Mon Feb 24 19:27:46 1992 Captain James T Kirk
"also not gay...." I tink...
#2604 49 Mon Feb 24 20:08:38 1992 Isis
hmmm....well that would depend on your definition...
#2721 49 Tue Feb 25 02:20:02 1992 Captain James T Kirk
shessh.
#2654 49 Tue Feb 25 02:57:37 1992 [Another] Roya [Engine]

#2753 49 Tue Feb 25 13:47:46 1992 bill
He asked if you were hot, Isis.
#2846 49 Wed Feb 26 02:55:52 1992 [In your] Roya [face Nirvana!]
PLEASE, please say he doesn't know German, and will not write backwards in German.... thank you.
#2859 49 Wed Feb 26 04:08:46 1992 Captain James T Kirk
Thatd be hard...
#2895 49 Wed Feb 26 13:32:11 1992 Isis
not at the moment...
#2926 49 Wed Feb 26 15:18:32 1992 Captain James T Kirk
har har har
#2927 49 Wed Feb 26 15:18:45 1992 Captain James T Kirk
Boom BOOM.
#2956 51 Wed Feb 26 20:09:36 1992 ETHAN WALKER
TSIEHSMUD!....eeh eeh eeh,I wonk hsinapS, esenapaJ, naeroK, hcnerF, dna a elttil shittiY....ho ay...osla NAMREG!!! netug thcin....pmuwguM "eht taerg"
#3024 49 Thu Feb 27 02:46:20 1992 [In your] Roya [face Nirvana!]
Taisez-vous.
#3098 51 Thu Feb 27 19:33:28 1992 ETHAN WALKER
ayoR...ut elliavart un airebiS...tnanetniam...pmuwguM "eht great"
#3194 49 Fri Feb 28 03:10:49 1992 [In your] Oyra [face Nirvana!]
i work in Siberia????? what the HELL. and you forgot to put "un" backwards... oh wait, no, it's not even supposed to be there... HA!
#3213 49 Fri Feb 28 07:57:06 1992 bill
Halted Sie diese Scheisse!!!!!!
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