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#417 53 Sat Jan 4 13:21:47 1992 [Poetry] Chris the Shaych [Is a subjective term.]
Hark!! Be'est this room for the purpose that I thinkest it be? Twould be most spledid, if t'were true. Thou art cool, Lightning.
#471 53 Sat Jan 4 20:46:07 1992 Blade Runner
Tis true. All speakest the truth in this place...
#510 53 Sat Jan 4 22:35:43 1992 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
I thankest thee, Shaych... This be truly the place of the legendary spoken language of Ziplington... Sadly, though, I must bid thee all a fond farewell for a long span... I must embark on a crusade, where I shall be cast forth into the pits of Hell itself... Fear not for me, though, for I shall return as a whole again... Blade, thou didst create this room, I ask thee to protect it, and keep it safe from vandals and barbarians... FAREWELL, MY FRIENDS...
#560 53 Sun Jan 5 08:56:30 1992 [Poetry] Chris the Shaych [Is a subjective term.]
All hail the wise Lightning, and the greatness he hath wrought!!
#685 53 Sun Jan 5 20:25:29 1992 [wank wank.] Spur [how do you feel about that?]
eh fuck you.
#703 53 Sun Jan 5 20:49:16 1992 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
And we wish YOU good tidings as well, O Spurious and silly one...
#712 53 Sun Jan 5 22:18:57 1992 [wank wank.] Spur [how do you feel about that?]
uh-huh, i bet... modeming kinda sucks. one good mud is worth days of modeming.
#730 53 Mon Jan 6 09:03:27 1992 [Poetry] Chris the Shaych [Is a subjective term.]
So, Lightning. If you are King, and Blade is your guardsman, what do I get to be?
#788 53 Mon Jan 6 14:15:27 1992 Captain James T Kirk
Well, i'm Capatin Kirk, Commander of the RMS Enterprise. From the Roya Navy...
#831 53 Mon Jan 6 19:45:31 1992 Isis
Rms?
#867 53 Mon Jan 6 20:59:27 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
the Roya navy. Kirk, methinks you have drunkst too much Romulan Ale.
#933 53 Tue Jan 7 06:22:22 1992 Blade Runner
Kirk, tis true, thee has dunkest too much.... go rest yourself, and then begin the wonderous celebration again.
#946 53 Tue Jan 7 09:20:02 1992 [I get to go to Oklahoma!!] Chris the Shaych [Yay!!]
I am now apointing myself Lord High Chamberlin of the Kingdom of Ziplingtonton. Are there any objections? And this goes further. I hearby apiont Lady Isis as Castellan, Spur as Lord High Inquisitor, and deadman as Lord High Marshal.
#966 53 Tue Jan 7 14:56:46 1992 Captain James T Kirk
Hay, it was eather RMS or USS.. Uss didn't fit... I forgot what RMS stands for, and i forgot the other one... So, HANG me...
#973 53 Tue Jan 7 16:26:01 1992 [naked] deadman [lunch]
(it's "hms", i believe.)
#1002 53 Tue Jan 7 17:56:37 1992 Isis
Probably "Roya Military Service"...
#1024 53 Tue Jan 7 18:27:49 1992 Blade Runner
Me thinkest it twas HMS. HMS Bounty, etc. 'Tis possible I mayest be in grave error though...
#1098 53 Tue Jan 7 20:41:02 1992 [wank wank.] Spur [how do you feel about that?]
inquisitor? this means i get to ask questions?
#1117 53 Wed Jan 8 08:09:52 1992 [naked] deadman [lunch]
inquisite THIS, buddy.
#1131 53 Wed Jan 8 09:18:30 1992 [I get to go to Oklahoma!!] Chris the Shaych [Yay!!]
Now children. What wouldst his majesty say were he to see you acting so? Spur: As Inquisitor, thou art in charge of the Roya Spy Network. Audin: Thou art now Lord High Justicator. The rest of you art but mere serfs until you prove your worthiness.
#1188 53 Wed Jan 8 14:56:54 1992 [everyday, everyday] Spur [i start to ooze.]
in charge of the roya spy network? do i get paid?
#1342 53 Thu Jan 9 06:41:21 1992 [and i] deadman [hit 'im]
well, if you were to sell the photos.....
#1357 53 Thu Jan 9 09:48:29 1992 [Welcome to Borg Burger's] Chris the Shaych [Where your way is irrelevant.]
If thou continuist to speaketh in that strange tongue, thou willst get no answers to thine questions. Please rephrase in proper Ziplish.
#1374 53 Thu Jan 9 12:24:49 1992 [everyday, everyday] Spur [i start to ooze.]
eh, go screw yerself. i control the spy network, i know the truth about you and that coke bottle.
#1440 53 Thu Jan 9 21:33:40 1992 [Fuck the stupid ref] Scorpion [That made me cut my hair]
it seemeth that we haveth a coup plotter
#1474 53 Fri Jan 10 04:23:31 1992 [and i] deadman [hit 'im]
(and he would seem to have the law enforcement/military backing him. hm.)
#1478 53 Fri Jan 10 09:34:40 1992 [Welcome to Borg Burger's] Chris the Shaych [Where your way is irrelevant.]
Duke Scorpion, thou art now the Roya Executioner. I, as Chancellor, hereby order thou to leave Lord Spur in twain (ie: Slice 'is smeggin' 'ead orf!!). Where's the Lord Marshall at? He shouldst be present for this. Baron Audin: Thou art ordered to giveth Lord Spur a fair trial (you will find him guilty), and judge his guilt and give him a proper sentance (ie: death). Thank you.
#3164 53 Thu Feb 27 23:00:38 1992 [Naturally slow...] Lightning [Please walk slowly...]
My room hath died...
#3383 53 Fri Feb 28 16:33:05 1992 ["I've got women to do"] Blade Runner ["and places to see"]
Oh, poor Lightning. Dost thou know of the treachery that did befall thy great room before thy rooms demise...
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