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Blade Runner
It's 10:34, are you watching Star Trek??!!!
Captain James T Kirk
nope...got um all on tape..
Lightning
Geez... Can I borrow a few sometime? Does anyone know anything about NCC 1701B, other than the little blurb in the Tech Manual?
deadman
i haven't seen an episode of 'trek' in about a year (save for one of the spock episodes {the second one, i think...}) hm. could i borrow a couple o' tapes, audin? rebecca (one of my roomates) and i would truley appreciate it.
Captain James T Kirk
Give me t he epsode name... And i'll find the tape... (actually, i'm missing about 6, someone used one of my tapes for something else...
Todd Montgomery: Mr. Sulu
Spock is awesome.. have you seen the gif (pcx) at Cyberlink of Audin and Spock that I made with my scanner? I would put it here, but there is no room.
Cser
Sulu, pardon my bluntness, but who the hell are you?
Blade Runner
Audin, are those with or w/o commercials?
Captain James T Kirk
With... mainly. On some of the earlier ones i paused the vcr... but quit that after i kept missing the beginings...
Captain James T Kirk
He isn't calling long dist. and his name isn't todd, it's Keith, and he lives in lacey/oly, and goes to North Worston. And he's been kicked off this board many times, But, i'm not even going to bother kicking him off this time, he's not worth my effort.
Captain James T Kirk
I took the bbs down for a day to keep him off it... He's a real ass hole.
Captain James T Kirk
Excuse my french.
Lightning
Asshole... One word... No problem...
Captain James T Kirk
same thing...
zied
neat, last trek movie. actually I didn't like treky V. the god planet part was going to far or something, four was the best one.
Cyrus Aman
Watch out for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (conveniently released during Xmas).
Shane
it better be good. they should make it like that one Next Generation episode where they couldn't get out of like warp 9 or something, and went through all this realy funky looking stuff in space. it was ultra cool.
Cyrus Aman
The only hint anybody has of it's plot is the idea that "Spock falls in love." God help us.
zied
nice surname there cyrus.
Isis
That would be so cool, I always thought he and that one vulcan/romulan can't think of her name at the moment Savak I think or something like it. I liked her much better played by "Rebecca" from Cheers than by that other actress.
Cyrus Aman
Yeah, but she got kicked off from doin' another film 'cause she was a cocain addict, and fucked up their filming schedules (I think she's clean now).
chumly
Hey Gern, I think you should either take up writing as a career or shorten your messages, you know. When I go to read the messages in this board I like to do it quick so I can let someone else get on O.K. By the way who all went to the Star Trek Con at the Westin last weekend?
Isis
Chumly, who are you????
Italian Stallion
He's yer buddy, Isis!
Spur
Who wants to know? I think we feel similarly about trekkies...
The Mistress
I like the old and new Star Trek. The're both cool. Although I've seen many episodes of the old I do prefer it!
Isis
Have you noticed that Wil Wheaton sounds like he is reading a script just out of the air, like he had no prompt line and isn't really responding to anything. Just kind of saying lines. I'm one of the few people who actually likes Wesley, but this trate is annoying.
Shane
I don't like wesley. he's a toothpick.
Captain James T Kirk
I didn't mind Wesley either. (I'll bet your wondering ow i spelled that right, Huh? Well, you'll never find out! haha!
Shane
you looked it up.
Isis
A toothpick??????
Shane
yeah, a toothpick.
zied
he's a freak, an ill disguised attemt at attracting women to the show, hell he doesn't really fit with the idea of the story, he's TOO young to be on the bridge if it didn't serve the ratings. he's a hollywood production.
Isis
No he should have been there he's gifted remember. I just don't care for wil
oops. hit enter. as I was saying. I just don't care for wil weaton's acting. It's good sometimes, but when it's bad...ick.
zied
gifted me ass, he's just "cute". he's just liek the new kids on the block.
Captain James T Kirk
Gag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Isis
His character was though. He suposidly understood things the rest of them didn't. Don't you remember the traveler???
zied
No.
Isis
Audin--would you explain to zied who the traveler was, I don't feel like talking about S.T. at the moment.
Captain James T Kirk
I think (it's kinda late) the Traveler was that real tall guy that Starfleet sen to the Enterprise to inprove the warp drive preformance. He then forced the Enterprise to over warp 9.9(the Enterprises max warp). Of course this coused all sorts of comotion, trying to find out how it happened. And Wesley had alot to do with that.
zied
wow. "that doesn't frost my cookies"
-shane (an appropret quote I must say.)
zied
oh dear.
Lightning
Hear ye, hear ye... The First Circuit Court of Common Law is now in session... The Honorable Judge P.Q. Snaggleworthy presiding... All rise!
zied
your honor, I request that a lawyer be provided for my defence.
Captain James T Kirk
Request denied.
zied
lightnings the judge!
Lightning
No, I'm the bailiff...
zied
well who's the judge then?
Isis
P.Q. Snaggleworthy.
P.Q. Snaggleworthy
Awright, everyone! Be seated! That means SIDDOWN, DAMN IT! Request for lawyer is denied. Would the Prosecution come forward and state your case, please?
Shane
your Honor, my case is that my 'cookie-frost' line was used without my supervision, and possibly also used without credit being given where credit is due. if the defendant would like to prove somehow that credit was given, i would be willing to drop the latter of the charges.
Isis
Sir, I'm sorry to interupt, but the recording device used to keep records of court proceedings is not working properly, request that this matter be discussed at a later time.
P.Q. Snaggleworthy
If there is no objection from either party involve˙
Lightning
All rise! Court is adjourned... You may exit through the doors in the rear...
Italian Stallion
You sound accostomed to that line lghtnng. Ben there often?
Lightning
Not since I quit drinking... I can still recite the Miranda Rights by memory, too...
The Mistress
But, like I wanted to say something. (In a really high piched winey voice)
Shane
shut up and sit down, dammit.
zied
huh? whatz happening judgee? hey you fat dude! ya you, whatz going on?
Shane
I drop all charges because I'm a swell guy.
zied
geez, what a swell guy. I woulda won anyway (just kinding ya).
Shane
it wasn't against you, bonehead. although it should be, cuz of your surname. I don't recall giving you permission.
zied
it was too! I've the provoker around here, unless some one has been doing it behind my back (and yes I do see an evil plot in every message).
Shane
I am evil. evil. evil.
zied
I KNEW it. shane si the one going around leaving sub-liminal messages around here. arrest him!
Shane
>Evil<.
zied
stop him!!!
Shane
evil
Lord Torgrin
Who? What? Where? When? How? Why? hmmm? speak up, I can't hear you...
zied
you with the stupid grin on your face stop that man!
Lord Torgrin
Eh? What'd ya say sonny?
Isis
I could have sworn I left a message here last night.
Captain James T Kirk
You could have, it musta lost it,
Lightning
do-DO-do-do do-DO-do-do do-DO-do-do... You're in... The MODEM ZONE... dodododododododllllllooooooooo...
Shane
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
James T Kirk
Space the final frountere,
Zied
these are the miscarrages of the star toilet interprice in it's 1-2 YEARS mission to peek at people while shitting in new and interesting ways, and to oldly go where no toilet has gone before.
Bladerunner
uuhhhhh........yah...
James T Kirk
No no no no no!
Monty
these are the DISCHARGES
Shane
frontier, dammit.
Spur
I can't push it any farther Captain! 1!ŭer ass just can't take any more!
Shane
spaaaaaaaaahhhhhhck
Zied
the captains log never looked liek this before.
Spur
Dude, that should be in our movie. X-rated Star Trek.
Shane
fuck you all. especially cpur.
Snailracer
One of the old startrek eppisodes has Kirk with amnesia on this planet with indians, and this obilisk/asteroid deflector, and Spok leaves and is gone six months, but the people on the planet are only there a few weeks, I think... not really too sure now.
Spur
Call me Zqen.
Darkwing Duck
Did you see last weeks episodes? In the old ST, kirk blasted a hole and rocks fell down and blocked it off, and they did the EXACT same thing in the new ST. Can't they get new ideas?
bill
Hey, don't forget, this is Star Trek you're talking about.
Captain James T Kirk
YEa, but in the old one, WWatch clostly and you'll see the rocks bounce. hehe. the new one is a bit better at that.
Chris the Shaych
Which is better, old or new Trek? Has anyone seen the ads for the Spock on TNG? And, hey! Pinky's taste good, yes, but having someone's dick inw your mouth is sooooooo much more interesting! ;)
Chris the Shaych
Spur
Oh, defenitely. Especially Monty's dick.
Chris the Shaych
Monty? Python?
Spur
Yes, him. Also a user on this board.
Scorpion
I think he stopped calling here
Spur
There's rap on the radio. Uggh.
Snailracer
I hate rap.
Captain James T Kirk
Me too. Actually, Monty's stoped calling all togather i beleave. Like Viki and Chris. oh well...
Spur
Well, that's okay, Chris the Shaych is here.
Chris the Shaych
And 24% better than anyother Chris! Anyone else here shaych? I need to end my celibacy!
Chris the Shaych
Spur
I don't believe so, sorry...
Roya
I don't even kon wwhat it means.....what?
Spur
Gay.
Roya
Oh..ok..
Spur
Boy, no better way to kill a conversation, eh?
Shane
hahahaha... ACTUALLY, there is ONE and ONLY ONE rap act that I can deal with, and that's Consolidated. it's rap that deals with politics, state of the world, fascism... shit like that. and they're even white. spur, you might like it.
Chris the Shaych
I'm so alone... I need a friend... all I get is abuse... SOB!
Say, anyone else hear that Gene Roddenberry died today?
Spur
Never even heard of him, sorry... And Shane, I like consolidated's politics, but I don't particularly like their music...
Shane
hey, that's groovy. I can dig.
Shane
Wasn't Gene Roddenberry the guy that played bones? or was he the director?
Chris the Shaych
Gene Roddenberry is the guy that created Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation... and you heathens log on here... SHAME!!! :(
Chris the Shaych
Darkwing Duck
Gene is a hypocrit! `Live long and prosper'! Ha! What a crack! I know Spock what the one who said that, but Gene created it..
Chris the Shaych
Heathen!! How darest thou speaketh ill of the dead! Besides, maybe they'll come out with Star Trek VII: The Search For Gene.
Chris the Shaych
Spur
I thought Gene Roddenberry was that guy in Kiss...
Darkwing Duck
I thought he was that guy in one of those porno-gifs.
Shane
Chances are, gene roddenberry was in kiss. According to cyrus, everybody has a little bit of kiss deep down inside.
Captain James T Kirk
Damn, and i never got a chance to meet him...
Chris the Shaych
I had a ticket to go see him speak, once. But sadly he canceled out due to illness... First Dr. Suess and now Gene Roddenberry. What is the world coming to?
Shane
don't tell me you're one of THEM.
Spur
Them? Black commie homosexuals?
Outcast
I am reasonably desperate, and I have no real hopes of finding anything here, but it never hurts to try.
Blade Runner
So what's the deal? Nothing new about Trek?
Lightning
Nope... TNG is in Re-runs, and we've already talked about TUC...
Blade Runner
Oh well...
Scorpion
I got the ST tree ornament.
Blade Runner
How much was it? I mean the flashing lights Enterprise one that you mentioned?
Shane
my pener
Captain James T Kirk
Coolest orniment on the tree...
Shane
who the hell gave you permission to hang my pener on your tree?
deadman
i believe roya sold it to him. she's quite the oppurtunistic tramp.
Roya
hmmmm
Shane
dammit roya... be nice.. I'll sick deadman on you
Shane
he'll politely rip you to bits..
Shane
hahaha... I just got this image of deadman shrugging his shoulders, saying "Excuse me" and thrashing roya.. it was a pretty sight.
Roya
HA HA HA HA. very funny. Just for that, i'm not gonna be nice.
deadman
oh dear. [insert shrug here...]
Roya
[insert fist colliding with deadman's face]
deadman
[insert scene of jaw falling off of deadman's face. insert scene of roya's fist being stuck within the newly-formed cavity in deadman's head.]
Shane
[insert clip of shane's evil grin]
Scorpion
the box said $20. I got another ornament that my parents bought last year and then forgot about until this year. It's a little computer that lights up.
Roya
[insert scene of roya pulling fist out of newly-formed cavity in deadman's head, and eyeing it with disgust]
deadman
[insert scene of deadman smiling impossibly]
Todd Montgomery
Hey, if anyone's interested in some brand new STNG gifs, make this room a file room and I'll u/l a couple of them.
Shane
oh, but that won't woooorrrkk....... mister sysop has to run his bbs off of floppies, and therre's no roooooooooom....
Captain James T Kirk
Yup... I've got about 5k free, THats counting the free space on BOTH a: and b:...
Lightning
Oops... That'd suck... Oh, well... Commercials don't bother me that much...
Todd Montgomery: Mr. Sulu
If you noticed, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I'm from Pullman Wa, and call long distance to get here... right now, I'm living in Moscow Idaho.
So the calls that I make must be pretty short. Just tell Mr. Spock (Audin) to put the SPOCK-.PCX file up so you can see it... it shows Spock and his "Buddy" Captain James T Kirk.
Blade Runner
I've got about 25 or 30 of the episodes w/o commercials.... I'd like to get all 79 but I can't afford it...
Captain James T Kirk
Yea, i had to stop taping the old shows...(originals)... I only tape the new Next gen shows now... There's a NEW one on next week! yay! about time..
Lightning
Hey Todd... I used to call from Walla Walla... $750 later, I don't even have a phone... So, be careful...
Spur
jesus. hard to believe anybody actually calls long distance for this shit.
Todd Montgomery: Mr. Sulu
HAHAHA! No, my phone bills wont raise... just my neihgbors... I tapped into their line! HAHAHA!
chiquita
Do you think that was very nice?
Italian Stallion
I think he said Excuse it...not Correct it.
Isis
I don't belive "asshole" is french...
hSaaCdOhRdsdtRmR
welcome to mexico.
Captain James T Kirk
I though Isis would make a comment about that...
Isis
hmmm...now why's that?
Scorpion
Well, as long as he doesen't make a nuiscence of himself don't wast your time. ...Tapped into his neihbor's phone line? hahaha he couldn't even plug in a phone...
Todd Montgomery: Mr. Sulu
This is NOT Keith, it's his brother Jeff.. I thought Keith told you at school. He told me he was going too.
hSaaCdOhRdsdtRmR
trash him anyway.
Spur
yeah, SURE.
Isis
Who is hSaaCdOhRdsdiRmR? He seems like a regular caller, are you new, or is that just a new Nym?
Spur
think about it.
Isis
it's probably in code or something, but I can't figure it out..
Captain James T Kirk
BLOND... Heh... Its shane...
Althow, i have no idea where he came up with it... Seems like random letters to me... but, then, so did LaDzhArI befor Chris explaned it to me...
Isis
What's the hidden meaning behind "LaDzhArI"?
Spur
it's from a book. Ladzhari is translated as "the wanderer"
Italian Stallion
Probably jsut annoyed that his account was gone.
Scorpion
Is KeithCliff developing another split personality? And why did his "borther" bother making a gif of audin and spock? Did KeithCliff send a picture all the way to moscow Idaho?
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