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#1754 49 Sat Jul 27 23:15:57 1991 Isis
Nobody's getting any mail here.
#1947 49 Tue Jul 30 14:10:23 1991 [I'd be a whole lot smaller...] Lightning [...If I weren't so damn BIG!]
That's too bad...
#2503 49 Tue Aug 6 11:22:18 1991 [/\\issy,] The Mistress [of Ziplington]
What's to bad luv?
#15742 49 Mon Nov 25 03:14:13 1991 [Yay...i have a] Roya [colorful surname...]
yeah...and i'm santa claus....i don't even celebrate Christmas for god's sake!
#15760 49 Mon Nov 25 04:01:31 1991 [Sometimes I can't find my way] Spur [Soak up all the decay!]
Yeah...right.
#15776 49 Mon Nov 25 13:02:00 1991 [Yay...i have a] Roya [colorful surname...]
what's THAT supposed to mean?
#15819 49 Mon Nov 25 14:10:59 1991 [You're pretty good...] Lightning [......NOT!!!]
Ho, ho, ho... I smell SANTA!!!
#15893 49 Mon Nov 25 18:48:20 1991 [Do you neeeeeed] Roya [anybody?]
you always say that right after i mention santa...
#16035 49 Tue Nov 26 09:44:22 1991 [You're pretty good...] Lightning [......NOT!!!]
Of course... 'Tis the season... And anyway, he needs a shower...
#16078 49 Tue Nov 26 10:52:45 1991 [FUCK] Shane [ME]
you don't celebrate christmas for god's sake? who DO you celebrate it for? come on, spit it out.
#16118 49 Tue Nov 26 14:36:22 1991 [What's this?] Lightning [COLOR?]
Ach-ptui!!!
#16155 49 Tue Nov 26 16:18:27 1991 [Do you neeeeeed] Roya [anybody?]
shane...you know what i mean..i will not explain..in fact..i refuse to explain..how do ya like THAT?
#16181 49 Tue Nov 26 17:06:22 1991 [Olympia] Lightning [Bears]
Oooohhh... Roya's gettin' violent...
#16190 49 Tue Nov 26 18:36:44 1991 [Santa, and Satan] Chris the Shaych [On the next, Geraldo.]
but, Roya, what about those of us that DON'T know what you mean?
#16200 49 Tue Nov 26 18:59:08 1991 [Let's get] Lightning [Philosophical]
That's what Read Reverse is for...
#16224 49 Tue Nov 26 20:00:58 1991 [Sometimes I can't find my way] Spur [Soak up all the decay!]
Wow...
#16272 49 Tue Nov 26 22:36:34 1991 [Gastrosaurus is] Snailracer [It ate the dinosaurs!]
!sdrawkcab daer I nehw desufnoc teg I
#16288 49 Wed Nov 27 00:18:44 1991 [Let's get] Lightning [Philosophical]
...drah taht t'nsi tI ...no emoc ,hO
#16319 49 Wed Nov 27 08:49:02 1991 [Remember, I can smell a lie] Blade Runner [like a fart in a car.]
diputs si ti tub
#16330 49 Wed Nov 27 09:33:44 1991 [Let's get] Lightning [Philosophical]
...hcum taht uoy evig ll'I ...yakO
#16404 49 Wed Nov 27 17:56:36 1991 [Sorry for the inconvience,I'm] Scorpion [Having technical difficulties]
That only works if the messages don't scroll out. (which happens pretty quickly on this board.)
#16457 49 Wed Nov 27 20:37:11 1991 [Let's get] Lightning [Philosophical]
Pardon me? What works... Did I miss something?
#16490 49 Wed Nov 27 21:59:35 1991 [Wow it's] bill [Who cares?]
must've scrolled out....
#16511 49 Wed Nov 27 22:55:40 1991 [Let's get] Lightning [Philosophical]
It musta...
#16548 49 Thu Nov 28 09:13:15 1991 [Do you neeeeeed] Roya [anybody?]
musta
#16574 49 Thu Nov 28 11:31:49 1991 [Hi, How are] Captain James T Kirk [You Today?]
...
#2359 49 Thu Dec 19 08:45:06 1991 [I will not be stopped!] Outcast [The Shaych lives!!]
Well, that answers a lot of questions.
#2383 49 Thu Dec 19 11:06:23 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
Now I'm confused...
#2396 49 Thu Dec 19 15:10:21 1991 [where's] deadman [deadspur?]
they're not so much 'costumes' as they are 'prosthetic devices'.
#2339 49 Thu Dec 19 17:11:37 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Oh... Okay...
#2411 49 Thu Dec 19 20:22:11 1991 [dead] Spur [-like-guy]
Well, that too.
#2422 49 Fri Dec 20 10:04:42 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Ouch...
#2749 49 Sat Dec 21 22:57:16 1991 [And you can all suck my dick] bill [Taking turns of course.]
Ouch...
#3031 49 Sun Dec 22 20:37:57 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
Ooof, POW!!, crash, Booiiingg, Bof...
#3041 49 Sun Dec 22 21:01:25 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
BATMAN!!! Neat-o...
#3089 49 Sun Dec 22 23:41:52 1991 [Ob-la-di ob-la-da] Roya [life goes on...]
BOF!! French term...meaning no WAY, not possible...
#3148 49 Mon Dec 23 07:15:44 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Bof?
#3312 49 Mon Dec 23 18:26:08 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
Naw, I think it's Batman for the sound of a punch.... :)
#3423 49 Mon Dec 23 23:00:24 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Yeah... I KNEW I'd heard it somewhere...
#3508 49 Tue Dec 24 11:16:16 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
Anyone who's EVER seen Batman...
#3564 49 Tue Dec 24 13:10:20 1991 [Naturally speak...] Lightning [Please blonde slowly...]
Or Risky Business...
#3809 49 Tue Dec 24 14:09:04 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
Nope, never seen Batman...i used to watch the series though.
#3810 49 Tue Dec 24 14:09:11 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
what was the name of the Aunt?
#3610 49 Tue Dec 24 15:43:45 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
i never saw Batman.
#3663 49 Tue Dec 24 20:46:08 1991 [If I where Human,I beleave my] Captain James T Kirk [responce would be".Goto Hell"]
You never saw batman?
#3717 49 Wed Dec 25 07:51:43 1991 [One!] Cser [Singular Sensation]
Roya, Roya, Roya, we need to get you out to see some movies, Batman is okay, but only if you see it once.
#3719 49 Wed Dec 25 08:08:37 1991 Shane [LIMPIES]
not THAT batman... the ORIGINAL Batman movie.. a true classic. one of the greatest movies of all time.
#3779 49 Wed Dec 25 10:15:00 1991 [Everbody knows the] Blade Runner [dice are loaded, everbody...]
Well, I wouldn't go THAT far... ya, it was in the original series that they used all that printed sound effects(hehe) garbage...
#3868 49 Wed Dec 25 18:30:07 1991 [When I think of Keebler] Chris the Shaych [I touch my elf.]
Who cares? Want to borrow my copy of the movie, Roya?
#3905 49 Wed Dec 25 19:43:17 1991 [down with] Shane [and all he stands for]
incredible movie
#3906 49 Wed Dec 25 19:43:26 1991 [down with] Shane [and all he stands for]
especially the bomb scene
#3941 49 Wed Dec 25 20:34:22 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
um...well, one of these days, bring it to work, i'll stop by, borrow it, see it, bring it back to another time you have work...something like that...sure...
#3942 49 Wed Dec 25 20:34:38 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pia Mater...]
or i can just rent it.. i think that'd be easier.
#3974 49 Wed Dec 25 21:04:46 1991 [SysGod] Captain James T Kirk [, Of Star Fleet Academy...]
Or catch it on tv some time...
#4035 49 Thu Dec 26 06:28:13 1991 [What a pain] Roya [in the Pyloric Valve...]
that too.
#4 49 Sat Feb 15 12:10:20 1992 [Nuclear weapons:] Roya [may they rust in peace...]
here's mail.
#9 49 Sat Feb 15 12:17:40 1992 Monty
what happened?
#13 49 Sat Feb 15 13:34:00 1992 Italian Stallion
Grr....
#34 49 Sat Feb 15 23:05:18 1992 [Yes it's true...] Spur [50 watts are MINE!]
yeah, what the fuck happened?
#1197 49 Sun Feb 16 05:16:16 1992 Captain James T Kirk
well, you know all those errors that i was getting? Well, i got a bunch more, soooo, i nuked the old message base, and replaced it with a 1500k one.
#1219 49 Sun Feb 16 15:27:37 1992 Shane
whoooopty. it's really swell. I had plenty of FUCKING E-MAIL that I was waiting to read... thanks a helluvalot... if anybody's messages were important, tell me again or whatever...
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