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#49 50 Wed Jan 2 09:51:41 1991 Blade Runner
Just figured this would be a good place for all those jokes we sitck in all the other rooms... B)
#62 50 Wed Jan 2 09:59:22 1991 Captain James T Kirk
Bill can u/l his jokes here...
#105 50 Wed Jan 2 11:41:18 1991 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
Uh, oh... Two million jokes are now on their way...
#158 50 Thu Jan 3 02:09:55 1991 Captain James T Kirk
Yup.. a whole message base full...
#192 50 Thu Jan 3 03:10:42 1991 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
That means everything we post will be scrolled off... It could seriously suck...
#212 50 Thu Jan 3 04:11:08 1991 Captain James T Kirk
Yup...
#275 50 Thu Jan 3 11:54:51 1991 Blade Runner
Naw, he wouldn't take it THAT far................. or would he....
#351 50 Sat Jan 4 11:18:39 1992 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
He would... Notice how he hasn't posted in a while? He's just savin' up his jokes for the BIG BANG...
#468 50 Sat Jan 4 20:38:17 1992 Blade Runner
YIKES!! maybe he could wipe out everything but his jokes??????
#508 50 Sat Jan 4 22:29:16 1992 [Not tonight...] Lightning [I've got a hernia...]
Exactly... Life as we know it would END!!! MASS HYSTERIA!!!
#806 50 Mon Jan 6 17:52:35 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
Who are the only two people in history to be shot in the back of the head in a theater? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abraham Lincoln, and the guy who sat in front of Pee Wee Herman!!!! AAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa.............
#861 50 Mon Jan 6 20:50:15 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
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#862 50 Mon Jan 6 20:50:51 1992 [More loose screws] Scorpion [than a hardware store]
Kinda, supposted to be thumbs down oh well (really BAD pun)
#1095 50 Tue Jan 7 20:37:20 1992 [wank wank.] Spur [how do you feel about that?]
i thought it was a joystick.
#1147 50 Wed Jan 8 13:16:47 1992 [I collect enemies.] hSaaCdOhRdsdtRmR [They keep life interesting.]
looks more like a thumb up than down.
#1156 50 Wed Jan 8 13:54:40 1992 [GEIL] TUNA [AND PROUD OF IT, WICHSER!]
neat like my feet...NOT!
#1434 50 Thu Jan 9 21:23:44 1992 [Fuck the stupid ref] Scorpion [That made me cut my hair]
sue me, I didn't put it together on a TXT edito first
#1552 50 Fri Jan 10 23:23:14 1992 Italian Stallion
What's the diff between a blonde and a toilet? A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
#2813 51 Tue Feb 25 22:11:58 1992 ETHAN WALKER
K.O. owt smodnoc klaw otni a yag rab, dna eno syas ot eht rehto "ay annaw teg decaftihs?" eeh eet eeh ......pmuwguM "eht taerg"
#2917 50 Wed Feb 26 14:47:06 1992 Italian Stallion
What do you give a 90 year old lady for her birthday. .gnihtyna tea ll'eh ,yekiM
#2918 50 Wed Feb 26 14:48:17 1992 Italian Stallion
Why wouldn's the black man marry the mexican chic? (Very Racist.....watch out!) He didn't want his son to be too lazy to steal shit.
#3051 50 Thu Feb 27 07:56:38 1992 Spur
koot em a elihw ot teg eht tsrif eno... tub yrev elbayojne ecno i did.
#3082 51 Thu Feb 27 17:25:13 1992 oedipus
ti si gnikcuf drah ot daer ti BACKWARDS.
#3094 51 Thu Feb 27 19:23:19 1992 ETHAN WALKER
tahw seog "mmmmmmr...hceeercs...mmmmmmmr....hceercs"? a dnolb ta a gnihsalf der tghil.....pmuwguM "nelots morf ekiM"
#3128 50 Thu Feb 27 21:01:18 1992 Spur
yeah, nobody's ever heard those fucking blonde jokes before...
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